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Curse you Kramer, I was going to make a "Blue Screen of Death" strip!!!

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Dad was flammable

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I'm not sure why, but I like a more relaxed non-screaming first-person Tobor better. A sophisticated cornholer. Or, that is, one who partakes in the cornholing arts.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wow...

My stomach muscles are aching.

You are a very funny group of people. :)

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I had to. No one else did!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I had to. No one else did!

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I was sittin in my chevey
when i felt somthin heavy,
diarrhea,
diarrhea.
People think its funny
but its really hot and runny
diarrhea,
diarrhea.

No one else did that either. I had to!

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Anyone else miss Ren & Stimpy?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

bunner would have made some kickass comics with the holiday characters. The things he would have made come out of Santas mouth...

I'm hoping if we pretend like he hasn't left, maybe he'll get piss drunk one night and forget he left.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm hooked on this demon character. Now I can make all evil comics.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

i feel so dirty

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so dirty i did it twice?!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Not since I got the full video set. I never get cable because I don't watch TV enough to justify the cost. But I saw a few episodes at a friends house and whined until my wife got them for me for some holiday or another.

"Something came out of my butt."

"I don't have time for your fantasies!"

Comic gold.

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I love soldier comics.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not since I got the full video set. I never get cable because I don't watch TV enough to justify the cost. But I saw a few episodes at a friends house and whined until my wife got them for me for some holiday or another.

"Something came out of my butt."

"I don't have time for your fantasies!"

Comic gold.

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Ooo ooo ooo! Video set? How much! Where! Do I have to kill a man?

I will, you know.

I have a tape with 7 episodes on it, and it's all that keeps me going. I was going to ask you what your favorite episode was, but I don't know if I could decide that myself. Ren as Kowalski's father was great. (MEAT!) So is the Space Ranger episode and the rubber nipples episode, firedogs, and shit, all of them.

If you can tell me where I can get my hands on them, Christmas will come early to the Jo household.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Ooo ooo ooo! Video set? How much! Where! Do I have to kill a man?

I will, you know.

I have a tape with 7 episodes on it, and it's all that keeps me going. I was going to ask you what your favorite episode was, but I don't know if I could decide that myself. Ren as Kowalski's father was great. (MEAT!) So is the Space Ranger episode and the rubber nipples episode, firedogs, and shit, all of them.

If you can tell me where I can get my hands on them, Christmas will come early to the Jo household.

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Let me see... [rumage, fumble]

I have:

Ren & Stimpy Show: Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas (1991)
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Classics
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stupidest Stories
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stinkiest Stories

But now that I look online, there are a ton more! Check Amazon for "Ren and Stimpy" and you should see a huge list including those listed above. I may have to whine some more this year...

ObiJo is on a roll! Fear him!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Ren & Stimpy Show: Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas (1991)
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Classics
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stupidest Stories
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stinkiest Stories

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Thanks, I'll check those out. I was just looking on ebay and someone's selling a tape of 2 uncensored episodes that never aired because they were deemed inappropriate. It must be pretty bad, cause they got away with some pretty crazy stuff when you consider it was marketed as a kids' show.

Me too.

Am I? I can't tell anymore.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Genius.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I think I just came!

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Dad was flammable

What the hell, here's another lame one...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Good Fucking Christ , thats funny.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ahhhh. Pain

Damn you Wirthling.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Well. All this good will about to be smashed to bits. And for what? It seemed funny in my head. Oh well. What's done is done. I bring you...

The Christmas Window

Oh my god, Bogie. I want some of what ever drugs you're on!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."