Curse you Kramer, I was going to make a "Blue Screen of Death" strip!!!

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Dad was flammable

Peru by ObiJo 11-28-01

Cornholed it.

Belgium by ObiJo 11-28-01

Cornholed 'em, ate a waffle. That order.

Cote D'Ivoire by ObiJo 11-28-01

Cote D'Ivoire is cote d'ivoirian for assrape.

Chad by ObiJo 11-28-01

It cornholed Gore.

France by ObiJo 11-28-01

It's pronounced "I full." Screaming optional.

[Click to view comic: 'Guinea'][Click to view comic: 'Italy'][Click to view comic: 'Nigeria'][Click to view comic: 'Romania'][Click to view comic: 'Mali']

I'm not sure why, but I like a more relaxed non-screaming first-person Tobor better. A sophisticated cornholer. Or, that is, one who partakes in the cornholing arts.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wow...

My stomach muscles are aching.

You are a very funny group of people. :)

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Amalgamation of Catchphrases by DragonXero 11-28-01

*crap* Hey, it looks like you're taking a dump... Go away. Hey, it looks like you have diarrhea! GO AWAY! What should I do?

I had to. No one else did!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A sequel to "An Amalgamation of Cathcphrases"... by DexX 11-28-01

Hello, Wildlife Help Line. This fawn appears to have diarrhoea. Is there anything I can do to help? AGH! SHPLURK! Fuck! Uhhh... the back half of this fawn's body appears to have exploded... Is there anything I can do to help?

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Amalgamation of Catchphrases by DragonXero 11-28-01

*crap* Hey, it looks like you're taking a dump... Go away. Hey, it looks like you have diarrhea! GO AWAY! What should I do?

I had to. No one else did!

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I was sittin in my chevey
when i felt somthin heavy,
diarrhea,
diarrhea.
People think its funny
but its really hot and runny
diarrhea,
diarrhea.

No one else did that either. I had to!

When a problem comes along, you must Clippit. Clippit good. by ObiJo 11-28-01

It looks like you're writing a letter. Yep. Would you like help? Sure. Explain the passive voice to me. Too easy.

Cubs win the World Series! by ObiJo 11-28-01

BRRRRRR.

Ren & Stimpy was the greatest cartoon ever. by ObiJo 11-28-01

How's your snowman coming, dad? Call the police.

Reasons by ObiJo 11-28-01

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. So my balls don't melt.

One Weird Ass Calvin Klein Ad by ObiJo 11-28-01

What you are, I am. And what I'll be, you were. You are a part of me. And the whole. Down low, too slow. You are my tormentor savior.

[Click to view comic: 'Frozen Spam'][Click to view comic: 'The leader's a quarterhorse'][Click to view comic: 'Mr. Clappy']

Anyone else miss Ren & Stimpy?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

bunner would have made some kickass comics with the holiday characters. The things he would have made come out of Santas mouth...

I'm hoping if we pretend like he hasn't left, maybe he'll get piss drunk one night and forget he left.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm hooked on this demon character. Now I can make all evil comics.

Hell of a Season by itsclark 11-28-01

And what do you want for Christmas little... YIPE! The blood of the innocent! The souls of the wicked! Eternal warfare and death in an endless cycle of torment! Santa says, "how about a nice selection of world cheeses"? With blue gouda?

Hell of a Season II by itsclark 11-28-01

You again! What do you want this year? Your head on a st... er, I mean world peace! Really? Eternal chaos and... er, rather, goodwill and fellowship throughout the world! This is some sort of trick. Curses! You really do know who's being naughty and nice.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

i feel so dirty

Santa Physics by skagg 11-28-01

So I says "Well them elves aint gonna generate toy trains all by themselves!" Ho Ho Ho What the fuck are you talking about?

so dirty i did it twice?!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Not since I got the full video set. I never get cable because I don't watch TV enough to justify the cost. But I saw a few episodes at a friends house and whined until my wife got them for me for some holiday or another.

"Something came out of my butt."

"I don't have time for your fantasies!"

Comic gold.

Pete by ObiJo 11-28-01

...and lastly, here are your eyes, Mr. Jingles. Pete, get over here! You're missing the war!

I love soldier comics.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not since I got the full video set. I never get cable because I don't watch TV enough to justify the cost. But I saw a few episodes at a friends house and whined until my wife got them for me for some holiday or another.

"Something came out of my butt."

"I don't have time for your fantasies!"

Comic gold.

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Ooo ooo ooo! Video set? How much! Where! Do I have to kill a man?

I will, you know.

I have a tape with 7 episodes on it, and it's all that keeps me going. I was going to ask you what your favorite episode was, but I don't know if I could decide that myself. Ren as Kowalski's father was great. (MEAT!) So is the Space Ranger episode and the rubber nipples episode, firedogs, and shit, all of them.

If you can tell me where I can get my hands on them, Christmas will come early to the Jo household.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Ooo ooo ooo! Video set? How much! Where! Do I have to kill a man?

I will, you know.

I have a tape with 7 episodes on it, and it's all that keeps me going. I was going to ask you what your favorite episode was, but I don't know if I could decide that myself. Ren as Kowalski's father was great. (MEAT!) So is the Space Ranger episode and the rubber nipples episode, firedogs, and shit, all of them.

If you can tell me where I can get my hands on them, Christmas will come early to the Jo household.

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Let me see... [rumage, fumble]

I have:

Ren & Stimpy Show: Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas (1991)
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Classics
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stupidest Stories
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stinkiest Stories

But now that I look online, there are a ton more! Check Amazon for "Ren and Stimpy" and you should see a huge list including those listed above. I may have to whine some more this year...

ObiJo is on a roll! Fear him!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Ren & Stimpy Show: Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas (1991)
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Classics
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stupidest Stories
Ren & Stimpy Show: The Stinkiest Stories

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Thanks, I'll check those out. I was just looking on ebay and someone's selling a tape of 2 uncensored episodes that never aired because they were deemed inappropriate. It must be pretty bad, cause they got away with some pretty crazy stuff when you consider it was marketed as a kids' show.

Me too.

Am I? I can't tell anymore.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Coming out of the Thicket by ObiJo 11-28-01

Tootles, all! Me and Steve are gonna hit the town and paint it snazzy pink! I always knew there was something wrong with that boy. Mmm hmm.

Genius.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I think I just came!

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Dad was flammable

What the hell, here's another lame one...

Oh, please, not again... by wirthling 11-28-01

Could someone with a free hand come help out Mrs. Claus with a foot rub? Sorry... No can do... Wish I could help... Maybe next time... *sigh*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

CHRISTMAS BOOBS by crabby 11-28-01

CHRISTMAS BOOBS

Good Fucking Christ , thats funny.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ahhhh. Pain

Damn you Wirthling.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Well. All this good will about to be smashed to bits. And for what? It seemed funny in my head. Oh well. What's done is done. I bring you...

The Christmas Window

Oh my god, Bogie. I want some of what ever drugs you're on!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."