After having my faith in Christmas destroyed by those god-awful specials, this series has taught me how to love the holidays again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Even the lowly, scum-filled places like Stripcreator have their own Christmas traditions.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Even the lowly, scum-filled places like Stripcreator have their own Christmas traditions.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Except ours involve robot ass-rape, the gift that won't stop giving.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Celebrating 5 glorious years!

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Dad was flammable

Huzzah! Christmas is saved!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Happy Jesus Day!

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Dad was flammable

Church Bells Ring-a-Ling

People Sing-a-Ling

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

All year long we wait

Just to celebrate

This happy morn

On this day on which

We all think you were

Born!

So have a merry

Very Happy Birthday!

Jesus!

Plus, check out my set: Xmas at Stripcreator. It's my personal favorites (plus a couple of mine) of the Christmas Strips here at SC.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Here's a more self-centered list of Christmas strips:

 http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Scyess/sets/xmas/

 especially

Random Comic! Home for the Haughtydays by Scyess 11-06-06

Listen, Santa, the other holidays asked me to come talk to you... And just who the hell are you? What do you mean, who am I? You know I'm the Thanksgiving turkey! You mean you were the Thanksgiving turkey! Now they're marketing Christmas even before Halloween! It's only a matter of time before Christmas is the ONLY holiday! So suck it, bitch! Ho ho ho! Thanks for that. If the world is spared even one singing animatronic, it was worth it.

Random Comic! What Santa Won't Bring You by Scyess 12-17-06

So what do you want for Christmas? I want to be white. Man, that's fucked up. Actually, that's not true. What I really want is to grease you up and fuck you like an epileptic rhinocerous. Sorry; I only date white guys.

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"Old" is the old new.

I am so happy that this thread is still alive 7 years on.

God bless Stripcreator. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Dad was flammable