I'm hope this St Andrew guy was into drinking...because I'm drunk right this second.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I was just like, "I don't remember starting this thread. How drunk was I last night?"

Because that's what St Andrew's day is all about.

Leave it to the Scots to name a holiday after a golf course. You don't hear about us prancing around on Pebble Beach Day, do you?

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My grandmother died on Pebble Beach Day.

The family just cant celebrate it like we used too.

One of the first Christian martyrs. He was crucified on a big wooden "X". Not sure of what he's the supposed 'patron saint'.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

One of the first Christian martyrs. He was crucified on a big wooden "X". Not sure of what he's the supposed 'patron saint'.

Scotchland. Our flag is based on his immodestly-shaped crucifix.

I've seen replicas of that crucifix in BDSM porn...

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