Happy St Andrew's day everyone!

Is it St Andrew's day? Fuck, I didn't know!

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Dad was flammable

Peace.

Tranquility.

Oh, wait, that's St. Landru's Day.

Never mind.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Are you sure it's St Andrews day?

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Dad was flammable

Last day of November. St Andrew's day.

last day of november. payday!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Can anyone find any irony in the fact that George Harrison died on St Andrew's Day? There must be some.

Whatever. Happy St Andrews day.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Happy Payday! I got about 1000 clams in my pocket right now, and 300 dollars. I can't remember how the clams got there.

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Great Andy, now I wont be able to forget that Harrison died on St Andrews day.

You've ruined St Andrews day forever for me!

You suck!

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Dad was flammable

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Great Andy, now I wont be able to forget that Harrison died on St Andrews day.

You've ruined St Andrews day forever for me!

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Relax, George died the day before. It just became common knowledge in the wee hours of SAD (how's that for an acronym?)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

great, now you've ruined the 29th for me, my Mum's birthday!

You also suck!

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Dad was flammable

I was more aware this year, I am eating haggis.

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Dad was flammable

is this a cathylick holiday?

to this i say feh

Protestant trash.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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is this a cathylick holiday?

to this i say feh

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A sexy idiot.

No, it is a CAT-lick holiday. Or pseudoholiday, anyway. But it is a precursor to the lesser-known, but still potent St. Blepharoplasty's Day, in which the Patron Saint of Facial Liposuction grants seven lucky Albanians a boon of a vestigial vagina on the forehead. It is quite an interesting holiday, actually.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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is this a cathylick holiday?

to this i say feh

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i do my best

BUUU-UMP!

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Dad was flammable

YAY! Now who is st. andrew

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I dumb :D

Okay, I'm moving this thread to FGH.

Oh, wait, I can't do that. Never mind.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I keep forgetting to celebrate.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.