What's the line of reasoning you used to arrive at that conclusion, KKP? You've suspected me of being fuck for a while now, but for the life of me I can't figure out why.

fuck has his own style, all his comics are created in that style, there isn't one that tries to be "normal" which makes me think that 'fuck' is more of a character than a single person. It's like me logging in as "Haxxx0r_King" and all my comics being in l33t speak.

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Dad was flammable

j00 h@ve c@77ed my n@me, m0rta|_, n0w j00 sh@77 suff0rz!!!

Summ0n n0+ +he H@> by Haxx0r_K1ng 12-24-01

pheer me, I am the h@> j00 @re not! j00 @re just a azn grrrl. Tempt thee n0t my 733+ 5| @@@@@rRRrrRRRgggg, 1'm 0n phyre! H@>

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

Th1s s1+e suxx0rz! It w0n'+ rec0nnize @77 my &33+ sk1llzorz!!!

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Summ0n n0+ +he H@xx0r K1ng!!!!!1!!! by Haxx0r_K1ng 12-24-01

pheer me, I am the h@xx0r K1ng!!! j00 @re not! j00 @re just a azn grrrl. Tempt thee n0t my 733+ 5k177z! @@@@@rRRrrRRRgggg, 1'm 0n phyre! H@xx0r K1ng 0wn0rz j00 @77!!!

pheer!!!

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

oh jobbies

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Dad was flammable

one more:

cc88- fuck Christmas by lara7 12-25-01

So what now? Santa's laid me off for 9 months, and I have no real skills other than wrapping presents. Check the classifieds. Santa put an ad in there to sell me to a Sno Cone franchise. Later, at the job interview: damit i said im hirring a rappist! you knoe liek rapping poeple! Oh. My mistake. ah! I am dieing!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

mery christmas peepel, espeiccaly lara7!!

christmas day by fuck 12-25-01

yes you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time whats sex? hohohoho, waht a butafull 25 decembwer yes mery christmas to al l my reeder's!!

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Actually , no. All this time , i figured it was Gabe. It was when i went over some of your strips and saw the equally "Dont give a fuck" attitude in the jokes that i began to suspect.

The semi-paranoid answer to my post adds more weight to my suspicion.

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The semi-paranoid answer to my post adds more weight to my suspicion.

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The semi-paranoid answer to my post adds more weight to my suspicion.

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Just as I had planned... *rubs hands evilly, while snickering*

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He who smelt it, dealt it.

Are you suggesting i am in fact , Fuck?

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This, my tribute to fuck sprung from a conversation off the forums with lemur and a mystery stripper...

Derxl's tribut too fuck by Drexle 12-28-01

Its tiems leik tehse taht make want too wish yuo teh best sinserely from mye hart Tahts sweet Iam so sadd now my hubsand has dyed And tehres onley won way to show my fillings for yew. ILL BANG YURO BRANES INTO NEKST WENSDAY!!!! NO!!! PLEEZE, DONT RAPE ME!!! HEEEEPL!!!! Taht was sexaly satisfying Ow I hurt now btu Im not theenking of mye ded husbnd ennymore. Tahnk you!

My amazing advice:

Never read this thread or a thread similar to this if you are eating dry ramen noodles because you're too lazy to actually cook them. You will be unable to breathe for an average of 10 minutes after reading every comic posted. And whoever made the Christmas tree character is truly a genius. I like the idea that a tree should talk. Makes them easier to hug that way.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Kramer vs. fuck by lara7 12-29-01

So, can I offer you a drink? No, let's just go straight to bed. Really? That's great! Wait, what are you doing.... KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! yes you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time! I will be sexaly satasfyed!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Another tribut too fuck by Drexle 12-29-01

Teim too take it in the mowth, you fuckin bitch of a hoar! I DO NOT SUCK DICK! tahts neer stoped me befoar woman!!! BUT I'M NOT A WOMAN, YOU FREAK WITH FEET FOR EARS!!! Tahts what tey all say, yuo freek with dildo foar ears now open wide!

TOBOR vs. fuck by Drexle 12-29-01

RAAARRRR!!! WHAT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?! I am teh mad rappist! I have uncunseshial sex with unferage grills. RAAAARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Jsut trye it! RAAAARRR????! Ha ha I haev no corn fro yew too hole now bend over hoar, Im gonna give yew a presnt.

Skeet Rappist by Drexle 12-29-01

Pull!!! *Whoooosh!!!* Yew fucken bitch of a hoar!!! *BANG!!!*

Fuck Polotiks by Spankling 12-29-01

January 2001 YEAS! I yam leedr of US and halfing big koke patee! Osama! cum party! I make FBI leeve you aloon as new pretzledent! Tool woo is moroon dusn't no I will kill so menny! He makes it EEZ! September 2001 HO! Osama! No I Raape you and menny more cuntrys! Bend over camal jokey! OH! Butch Jr! You peenas is much smallar than you daddies! And you can't find hole! December 2001 I fuk Osama till he death! Maybe give fiends in bisnatch workers monee too boot! This okau for me! --- Who r U? I'm de 2 thosand new osamas you just boomed into existesns!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The bandwagon just about twelve stone heavier...

The Weakest Fuck by andydougan 12-29-01

fucknig bthci of a hoar ill rap yuo!!!! fuck toy hoar!!!!! wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKNI BICHT!!!!!! i watn sexal satysfancaton yuo fukcing ho! time for SEX bich!!!! sukc my cokc ho!!! No, the correct answer is "Foundations of the Metaphysics of Morals". You are the weakest link. Goodbye! dam

I meant "just got". I'm stuck in fuck-mode!

Hugh meets with Fuck by Mr_Jass 12-29-01

I, Mister Jass, am your god. Worship me. achully insted of woarshipping you i will rapp you okdok? Gods are not for raping. And if someone's going to rape me, it sure as hell ain't gonna be you. well then who can i rapp? Nobody. you may worship nobody. I command you to cease all raping now. aw tahts knoe fn. butt sense you ar god i wil stop rapping adn statr bildnig shriners in youre oner.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

fuck karryoki by skagg 12-31-01

madona liek a virgin. i am, btu not forr long cvuz i will rapp you gangster rape bitchhes hoars biitces hoarrs fuck them fyck them i do idop and opf coarse teh clasilks wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH!!! ah! i am dieing

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Been trying to make this one for over a week now....

Fuck vs. H4XX0r K1nG by lemur68 1-01-02

cum hear, i am a viargin and watn too haev sex wigh yuo cos im reely horny \/\/|-|4+ R j00, 4 f4g0+?? shut up! now bennd ovar an prappare to get rapped or i wil kill yuo!!! Yu0 C4|\||\|0+ pHR34k m3H, f0R 1 4|\/| +3|-| H4xx0R K1|\|g!!111! Yu0 |\/|u5+ P|-|34R m3|-| 1337 5k1775! 1 \^/1ll 0\/\/Nz0Rz j00!!!11!!1 then die 4|-|!!1 1 4|\/| d131|\|g!!1!!1

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

And it's a week you'll never get back.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

+h0u h@st fuxx0red up r0yally, le/\/\ur68. I @m n0t +hat f@gg0t G@13e. I @m azngrrrl1. \/er1ly, let @77 kn0w my tr00 fr0m @nd re\/ere meh.

R0y@7 3c74r@+10nz by Haxx0r_K1ng 1-01-02

@s j00r k1ng, I h0pe +0 be @ k1nd & juft r00ler. If j00 r l0yal & 0bed1@nt, j00 m1ght be rexxogniz0red & g1\/en @ imp0rt@nt job like "C0urt Jexxt0r." Let /\/\e en+erta1n j00 w1+h my skillz0rz! But rememb0rz j00 0ne +h1ng... +/\/\PT +HEE N0T MY 733+ SK177Z!!! @@@RGGGHHH!!! 1'm 0n phyre!!!

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!