I just made this cause me and Lara just watched it on DVD, and since this is a film thread....

Film in three panels: Pink Flamingos by lemur68 1-02-02

I am the filthiest person alive! How dare she? WE are the filthiest people alive!! Yes, we have to destroy her! You mailed me a turd and burned down my trailer, and now I must execute you! o/" How much is that doggy in the window....o/" I am still the filthiest person alive!...mmm, what's this?

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Since Gabe is being polite and sociable , ill happily spell it out for you in words you can understand.

YOU
ARE
SHIT

PLEASE
FUCK
OFF

Thank you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

i have the feeling you dont like me

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

Happycakeman strikes me as being a small, overenthusiastic, child. Or possibly a Rainman-style autistic.

I finally watched Memento today, what a fucking great film, it's quite clever and stylish, like Bladerunner meets Fight Club.

The website really helps expand the story and on the DVD there's a hidden version of the movie, re-edited to play backwards (forward) showing the events in the correct order. It's not as good as the original version, but helps you to notice a couple of good clues.

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Dad was flammable

That seems kind of redundant; you can play the chapters in reverse order to begin with.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

I loved Memento! And I have to agree again with LadyJ (this is becoming a habit!) Existanz SUCKED ASS!

I was completely creeped out by that oozing pod thing. But, other than that I laughed mostly..anyone notice Jennifer Jason Leigh fell off the face of the earth after that tripe?

One of my other favorite "E" movies is Entropy...Steven Dorff..mmmmm!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Yeah, but it's actually edited differently, so that the black and white "present" part of the story (when he's on the phone) is all together and the rest of the story runs smoothly without repeating itself.

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Dad was flammable

I've brought this thread back from the dead because I'm trying to find the "hidden edit" of the movie. Kajun Firefly had mentioned it. Can ya tell me how to find it, or were you just yanking our chains?

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I been wondering the same thing. It must be very well hidden cause I can't find it at all.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Put the DVD in like you normally would. At the chapter screen, tap the 'up' key on your remote. Then tap your heels three times and say 'There's no place like home.' Then, using the remote again, press the combo up-down-up-down followed by two quick taps on the B button. This should be the super uppercut, and if you time it right, you can make your opponent's head fall off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No, that only works on the Fried Green Tomatoes DVD.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

When you go into the "Special Features" section, all the options spin around as Polaroid shots (I think), then, there's a gap between when the last one spins off and the first one comes to the front again, THAT'S when you hit ENTER or whatever button you have on your remote.

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Dad was flammable

Cool. Thanks a bundle -- I'll give that a shot as soon as I get home.

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This is not my empire.

Fight Club (the film) = Top Notch.

The book is a bit different and, in my opinion, slightly funnier tho.

I feel that American Psycho should get a mention too as it is plainly FUCK-ED UP-ED!

And funny.

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Charlie dont surf

I felt a bit odd watching American Psycho, since I was pissing myself laughing through 95% of it. Sure it's a nasty film, but the black humour touches upon pure genius at times.

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The movie had to be funny. If it was anything like the book, we would have spontaneously combusted, only to reappear and combust once again. The book takes 'skullfucking' to a whole new level...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I just saw Capt Corelli's Mandolin...I flipped when I realized the stupid greek dude was none other than PATRICK BATEMAN!

I kept waiting for him to whip out a chainsaw.
I loved American Psycho...the humor was just awesome.

Supposedly, Easton-Ellis' book "The Rules of Attraction" is either being made or is a movie. That was pretty interesting too...but not as good as Psycho.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*laugh*

James (DexX) says he will be jealous if I ask if I can have your babies.... but but but

Christian Bale, who plays Bateman, is apparently a strong contender for a role in the third Harry Potter film. I was surprised about that, and found out a few interesting things about him while looking for more information. First of all, he's from Wales (Welsh Psycho! "Ooh eh! Gonna kill ye, boyo!"). Secondly, he played the brilliant child lead in one of my favourite films - Empire of the Sun. Remember the spunky little British kid, lost in Japanese-invaded China? He was brilliant in that... quite a different role from the one for which he is most famous...

You said you wouldn't ask to have his babies!!! *pout* That's it, I'm running off with Gabe's wife now...

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Ah, Happycakeman, whatever happened to him?

and "fuck", I haven't seen him in a while, I actually kind of miss his nonsense jibberings.

I kind of wish I was drinking milk so that it would shoot down my nose, instead of the scalding coffee that I was half sipping...

I now have no feeling in my face.

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Dad was flammable

Should I apologise for this or not? I have mixed feelings...

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Well, you made a joke so funny that I scalded my mouth and will now have to try to discreetly apply lip balm while walking around Glasgow, so you should be happy, I guess.

It's kind of like running over a kid who's paralysed from the waist down and breaking both his legs, you're shocked that you hit him, but kind of relieved that it doesn't matter.

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Dad was flammable

The difference in that situation is that, laughing as hard as I did at your running-the-kid-over thing, if I had burned myself with a hot drink, I would have thoroughly deserved it. :)

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I brought up this thread cause I realize we don't have a current movie one, anyway...

I just watched a truely excelent movie- Brainstorm. It was great if you could sit though it... anyone else see it?

Another great movie that I saw recently that would fall under this catagory would be "Pi".