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DragonXero 
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it
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meanwhile, five minutes before Starbucks didn't get set on fire.
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| I think I'm gonna set Starbucks on fire. | |
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| Gee, Eric. Why would you want to do that? | |
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| My name's not Eric, Tony. It's Bruce. I'm a roadie for Halley DeVestern's band. | |
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| Hey! Who you callin' Bruce, Dexter? I'm Leo Cornhole! The famous bus conductor! Hiding behind a mask! | |
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| Oh gee Gus, I'm sorry. I had no idea. Wait a minute. I got sidetracked. What were we talking about? | |
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| I think you were talking about how you were gonna set yourself on fire, Jughead. | |
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| My bitch was all up in my face last night! | |
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| I can't go on like this! Im going to end it now! What?! | |
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| Hey man, like, wait a second. | |
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| WHAT?! Im going to do it! | |
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| I want a piece of that before you die. | |
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| Hmm. I indiscriminately had sex, but I don't want a child. Adoption looks like a lot of trouble. What can I do? | |
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| Have a taxpayer-funded abortion! | |
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| Good idea. I'll show those conservatives what "pro-choice" really means by forcing them to pay for my fetus hit-man. | |
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| Karl Marx would be proud. | |
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| Whoops, I missed by 9:45 seal-clubbing appointment. | |
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That is a letdown.
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