kaufman by xpac 1-23-02

the world record for the most pussies in a single comic is, unfortuantly for Gary Larson, no longer eleven.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Kevin Keegans Perm by xpac 1-23-02

ALLRIGHT MY PENIS IS BIG AGAIN! about fucking time, let's hop in the bed.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

ladyjdotnet by xpac 1-23-02

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

MatthewEastaugh by xpac 1-23-02

Will you go out with me? No way, King fucking Kong has a smaller nose than you, dork! Oh yah england is so gay it's not even worth capitalizing the e.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

NeoVid by xpac 1-23-02

Maybe I will finally appear in a good comic. Nope.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

ObiJo by xpac 1-23-02

Hey little girl I found ObiJo! Where? OBIJO IS A PENIS! In my pants.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

skagg by xpac 1-23-02

Hey don't look at me that way or I'll do something very evil! try your best! 12 hours later It didn't work, fag, I don't have any credit cards! shit

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Spankling by xpac 1-23-02

With a picture like that, I don't realy need any text to diss Spankling.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

TOBOR by xpac 1-23-02

what losers... thinking repediate assraping is funny.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Wirthling by xpac 1-23-02

so then i was like "Illegal Error, deleting all the hard work you've done!" Suckers. wtf I DON'T HAVE A DICK! OK, so Billings isn't entirely retarted.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

I am deeply, deeply wounded.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

As am I. I mean, my nose isn't THAT big.

It is?

Oh shite.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Stealth Comic Contest!

xpac got through the alphabet up to the 'w's. Help him finish. Submit 'x', 'y' and/or 'z' comics.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Holy fucking shit, thems some funny comics xpac, pass the fucking mustard.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ha ha ha

I was pissing myself reading these, fucking class.

(if taken as lighthearted jabs)

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Dad was flammable

Good stuff. I think you meant "anti-clockwise" on Kajun's, though.

He did?

ah well, seems those comics aren't funny after all, xpac, I hate you!

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Dad was flammable

If only he used his comedic powers for good instead of evil...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm strangely insulted by the lack of effort put into mine. Some of the others were funny, but man, that blew.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Perhaps you shouldn't participate actively in boxing.

-apunchlineisaboxingmove- by xpac 1-23-02

In this corner, Boxing Wirthling Head! -(Pretend there is a boxing ring here)- And in this corner, another Boxing Wirthling Head!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

My wife is going to be [u]so[/u] pissed off at me...

DexX by xpac 1-23-02

I am a very good artist. But I'm not very funny. So why the fuck did I go to a site where the art is provided, but I have to come up with my own jokes? Because you're retarded.

Cool! I'm "a very good artist"! The second and third panels can be dismissed as satire.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

He skiped me.

I don't know whether to be bothered or thankfull.

You will burn in hell for all eternity sinner.

Unless you repent.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

WHORE.

How DARE you forget about insulting me! I MADE YOU!

If it weren't for me not liking you, you'd be NOTHING! NOTHING, you hear?! NOTHING!

... wait, you still ARE nothing.

I take all that back.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

This Is The Scene In The Movie Where I Stop Caring by DH-01 1-24-02

Mwahahahah! I am making comics that insult those who dare not recognize my complete and flawless sense of humor! *make a comic* ... so lonely.

I will admit that even when you're being an asshead, you have something resembling a sense of humor.

But... I'd highly appreciate it if you do what wenis needs to do... and that is VANISH.

To hell with being nice, I've been having a shitty day and you're too easy to stop caring about. Guess where that puts you.

-DH1
Fuck.

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Needs more sodomy.