Diablo III

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

AAAAAW FUCK!

Hey Drexle, that was an awesome entry with the Dragon Warrior game. That used to be like my favorite game or something, and nice touch with the "scroe" in duck hunt.

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I thought someone might appreciate scroe.

I could do this shit for weeks on end. I have no shortage of ideas for this contest. Unfortunately I just spent the last 2 hours working on an animation that didn't work. AAARRRRGH! It was for the "Metal Fantasy VI" game... I took an animation set of a character from FFVI who looks a lot like me, gave him red hair, and put him alongside a character that vaguely resembles DX. The scene had DX acting like... umm... DX, and getting us into an RPG fight with some mall kids.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Luckily, El Paso, I didn't have a drink to spit out.

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Does anyone remember Pong?

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One of the first truly difficult bosses from Metal Fantasy VI.

ARGH!

im in so much pain here laughing at "The Perms"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Pre-Battle

Action Shot

I can't red X now! noooo

http://nathanb.faithweb.com/castle.gif

Gabe, in his awkward "Flock of Seagulls" phase (last month), poses next to his favorite game.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm still waiting for a Donkey Kong piss-take.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

ssshhhh, don't ruin it!

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What others say about boorite!

I always felt like such a moron having my little knight guy running around in his underwear in this game.

Castlevania II

Damn, this is some funny stuff.

Any chance of a gag being done on one of my favorite obscure games, Team Buddies?

And I'll be very disappointed if I don't see Mortal Kombat or Super Smash Brothers in here.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And I just realized that my second favorite obscure game, Bust a Groove, is loaded with humor potential...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Mortal Kombat? We'll see... but for now, here's a new sports game.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

tobor set us up the bomb.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Here's my first...

I have a really good idea for another, but it will take some time...

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Never mind that, I'm waiting for DragonXero Wing myself.

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I really hope somebody gets this one, considering how long I spent on it...

[b]You're down to your last clip of ammo.

The charge has run out on your cyber implant.

You're all out of medical hypos.

Your psychic power is completely drained.

There's a security camera staring you in the face.

...and you can hear the distinctive sound of a cyborg assassin right around the corner...[/b]

You know what?

SHODAN SUCKS!

If you don't know who SHODAN is, you've missed one of the all-time great computer game villains, and two absolutely kick-arse games - System Shock and System Shock 2, made about eight years apart by the late and lamented Looking Glass Studios (who also made such classics as Thief 1 & 2 and Ultima Underworld 1 & 2).

This page has a very good pic of the look I was aiming for.

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And I am shocked at the lack of ultraviolence in these pics. Where's Thrill Kill, Grand Theft Auto, or State of Emergency?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet