Maybe a few mistakes, but oh well. It was fun to create. Here goes nothing.

Stripcreator Survivor? by eponine 3-04-02

Survivor Asia Ngirl's thoughts on Maura, from Goats, PA. Maura's got a cute body. She paid a lot for it. In the case of an emergency, my breasts can be used as flotation devices. And I hope there's an emergency, 'cause I'm useless otherwise! Tee hee! Billy Joe Bob, from Wigu, Kentucky. (He's single, ladies!) I can't understand anything Billy Joe Bob says, but I like him, anyway. Ahtellyewwhut. That there Maury girl shore is purty. Ayup. Ah reckon ah'll keep this up so's ya'll will thank ah'm much dumber than ah yam! Now whare's that dadgummed food? Eh...The operative word is "little." I already love Roger. He knows a little about everything. We need a fire. My nose itches, which is a sure sign that we have two hours of sunlight left. My trick knee tells me those berries are edible. Spider senses tingling!

Stripcreator Survivor? II by eponine 3-04-02

The Immunity Challenge at Challenge Beach. This is for immunity. The tribe that loses will head to Tribal Cornh--uh, Council tonight. Survivors ready?! Even iffen we lose, ah'm safe. Ah'm the comic relief! Maybe if I close my eyes they won't see be able to notice me not helping. I hope that beef jerky I hid in Maura's bathing suit is okay. Gee, that Jeff Probst is even dreamier in person.

Stripcreator Survivor? III by eponine 3-04-02

Tribal Council Suspense! Of course I voted Maura. We could've won the challenge if not for her. Roger knows he better not vote me off or I'll tell everyone about his beef jerky. "That's two votes for Asia Ngirl and two votes for Maura. We have a tie!" Maura has been smirking suspiciously all day. I don't trust her, so she's got my vote. *mumble mumble* Breasts of Doom *mumble* blackmail *mumble* That nutty Jeff Probst! Ah, our first tie of the season! Did we forget to tell you that ties are handled differently this season? Well, they are! Ha ha!

Stripcreator Survivor? IV by eponine 3-04-02

Indeed, this season *I* have the power! I have been granted the power to break ties! RAARR! JEFF PROBST WILL-- Psst! Jeffy, it's Mark Burnett. Calm down and stop scaring the viewers. Hurry up and settle this. And remember the ratings, boy! Jeff makes his decision. I cannot believe this. Tee hee! Jeff, you're so cute! Asia Ngirl, your soul-stealing stare unnerves our cameramen and you will never attract the male viewers that Maura can. I have spoken. So... until taping is over, I get to sleep in a real bed, see the sights, and eat real food. Heh heh. I think I'm a winner after all.

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

*Looks in eponine's profile...*

Garg. You're saying GAAARG!

Nice entry, by the way.

CC 103: Survivor of the Fittest by BigEvilDan 3-04-02

RAAR!!! YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED!! Look out! It's got a death ray! Don't you think your luxury item is a tad..um..unfair? Hey, you had your chance and you packed a toothbrush. Don't come bitching to me about it.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I figured, what the heck. Heres how LadyJ won. by Kitty_Kat 3-04-02

Hey LadyJ, Did you know that we are out of food? Well, sorta. I noticed a strange rumbling in my stoumach. I just wanted too know if you would help me find food ............ Why are you looking at me like that? mmmmmmm

Hey, I figured, what the hell.

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CC 103: The Struggling Artist by kaufman 3-04-02

Eureka! Thank goodness I chose a pencil as my luxury item. HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY, I MADE FIRE! NOW YOU CAN'T KICK ME OFF THE ISLAND. It looks like you don't want to remind everybody what else you made. Bloody hell.

DexX did do the fire prop, didn't he?

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Unfortuantly, my steam ran out and I realize I can't duplicate what has already been done here.

Stripvivor part 1 by lara7 3-05-02

Welcome to Survivor Season 4: Bradland. Let's meet our contestants: My name is Jael. I'm a bartender from Texas. My luxury item is a hairbrush. The kids call me Dr. P. I'm a bartender from Cambridge, MA. My luxury item is this slide rule. I'm the guy who everyone thinks is gay but isn't. My luxury item is porn. I'm the guy who really is gay. I'm a bartender from Reno, NV. My item is chapstick for all the ass-kissing I'll be doing in the next 39 days. My name is...wait a minute- I refuse to play an American. Screw you, CBS! My name is Boo. I'm not a bartender, though you'd never know it from my drinking habits. My luxury item is a pair of pants..oh. Whoops.

Stripvivor part 2 by lara7 3-05-02

I AM YOUR HOST JEFF PROBE-ST. IT IS TIME FOR YOUR REWARD CHALLENGE. I will win because I'm the only tribe member with nice tits. Not so fast, sister! I can OutTit and OutLast you any day! Pardon me, but it's "OutWit", not "OutTit". Get it right! damn... damn....

Stripvivor part 3 by lara7 3-05-02

YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO EAT NATIVE DISHES. HERE IS THE MENU: Christ, I'm drunk! Where am I? Judging by dinner, I'm guessing Korea.

Stripvivor part 4 by lara7 3-05-02

soon after... THE WINNER OF REWARD CHALLENGE IS BOO. Cool! Okay Jeff, what do I win for my reward? ONE NIGHT OF PASSION WITH ME, YOUR HOST. Damn. I guess I must be in Thailand and not Korea like I thought. Lucky! I could have won, if my gag reflex hadn't interfered! Same here. Ironic, isn't it?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I wanted to do SOMETHING. Here's my five minutes.

CC 103: Temptation Island, Survivor, It's All The Same to Me by A_Chicka 3-05-02

It's getting close to voting time. I know. Who are you going to vote off? Myself. Yourself? Why? I thought I was auditioning for TEMPTATION Island.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

CC 103: Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience by BigEvilDan 3-05-02

Okay Survivors, let's tally up the votes. Chad... Chad... Hanging Chad... Al Gore... Guys, the joke isn't even funny now. It will just be unfunny and dated by the time the show airs. Maybe it would be funnier if there was a guy named Chad in the tribe. You should talk with the casting guys.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Don't know if this complies, but what the heck ...

Gilligan's Survivor Isle by Namgubed 3-05-02

The remaining survivors cast their votes, starting with the Professor ... I vote for Mrs. Howell. She's completely useless. Maryann? I agree. Mrs. Howell, difinitely! What about you, Mr. Howell? Same here! I haven't gotten any action for weeks! Ginger? Mrs. Howell is even less photogenic than Gilligan! I vote for her! Skipper? You got that right! Mrs. Howell gets my vote. Well, it's practically unanimous, little buddy. We're going to eat Mrs. Howell. Dang! Where am I gonna get any action now?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC103: Survive *hick* This by KajunFirefly 3-05-02

I'm sorry, but I can't do it, YOU tell them that there's no alchohol allowed!

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Dad was flammable

Lots of great entries in this one, and a tough decision. Some highlights:

Kajun Firefly - Island Love - Set the bar high right from the start.
The ElPaso - And so it goes... - You have successfully potrayed the essense of Kaufman. Scary.
Kajun Firefly - Survive This, Mate - The hits just keep on coming.
israphael - Maybe I'll Do Better on "Change of Heart" - Do pig rectums look like the little ring calamari when you fry them?
Kajun Firefly - Survive? How? - Pink Donkey: It's what's for dinner.
Thomasisneat - Your series was almostworth getting to The Championship.
Big Evil Dan - Survivor of the Fittest - I laughed out loud.
kaufman - The Struggling Artist - DexX as... DexX. Hmmm.
lara7 - Stripvivor - The most consistently funny series overall.

But there can be only one. I was very tempted to hand this one to Kajun for his whole body of work. You really had a knack for this one, KF. However, there was one comic that hit the nail right on the head, and it was...

And so it goes... by TheElPaso 3-01-02

Hey, did you all hear about the Camelot version of this game? They called it "Sir Viver"! And did you hear about the game with lots of women in one house? "Big Brothel"! And the divers really enjoyed "Who Wants To Breath A Million Airs?" The mathmaticians really have gotten into "Four's Factors"! I can't wait until Saturday and Sunday to watch "Weekend Link"! Kaufman... Kaufman... Kaufman... Kaufman... Kaufman... Kaufman... Kaufman...

Congratulations, TheElPaso. You win a Chevy Avalanche and a lifetime suppy lof Mountain Dew and Doritos! Well, not really. But you do get to run the next contest. Have at it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ah, crap.

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Dad was flammable

I give TheElPaso "The Cheer".

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This was my first time doing this, and I gotta say it was really fun. I believe that was the first compliment I've ever received here, fuzzyman. You make a kid making comics feel all good inside.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

I wont have the creativity to put that much effort in until CC120, I was sure I had it in the bag with "Survive This, Mate"...

perhaps I should head off into the hills and valleys and try to find a new approach to comic making.

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I'm surprised I wasn't in the highlights. I really enjoyed that series of mine. Oh well, the DCCVCT strikes again. I'll have to remember to enter something I don't think is very good next competition...

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Actually, I liked it DexX, but I didn't feel that it followed the basis for the contest... By my twisted logic, any comic that didn't play by the rules never made it onto the playing field, no matter how good. Otherwise, it's not fair to the people who try to work within my (limited) constraints.

Plus, if I didn't limit my comments, I'd say something about every comic... and I'm too lazy to do that.

The DCCVCT worked for me in the last contest. I was completely surprised that I won, and only checked the forum on a whim.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Awww... it was only _slightly_ outside the rules... :)

I have just realised that my last posting could be interpreted as an insult toward TheElPaso. Just in case offence was taken, it was not intended. The winning strip certainly deserved the victory.

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