I forgot to say: It's all yours, Jael.

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What others say about boorite!

oh hell...okay..will find the time to do something tonight

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I seem to have missed my turn in the queue... that's what I get for not checking Lowpass message boards 24,000 times a day.

I'll do mine next time around. (I hope to be up to at least 17,600 times a day by then.) 8)

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"Old" is the old new.

Cereal Comic by Jael 4-04-01

I was no ordinary robot, nosirreebob! I am model number OU812. I was special ops for the General Mills Corporation. Morning O! How's it clanging this morning? sounds a bit hollow to tell ya the truth Clango. I wanted something worthwhile, something that made me feel like I was contributing something! So I did, a little piece of me in every box. Alas, had I only known what my actions would have spawned. Warning! Warning! Systems overload, foreign material detected! What happened then, was a catastrophe of unexplainable proportions. However, a pitched I plan to Marketing to save my ass....And Booberry was born. Look! He floats, he glows, he's scary! Kids will eat this right up! Daddy?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Today's strip at userfriendly.org:

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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I seem to have missed my turn in the queue... that's what I get for not checking Lowpass message boards 24,000 times a day.

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Oops. My fault. I saw wirthling's post and forgot someone was in the "lowly #10 spot."

I'll give you my baloney sandwich.

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What others say about boorite!

[quoteOops. My fault. I saw wirthling's post and forgot someone was in the "lowly #10 spot."

I'll give you my baloney sandwich.

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That's good to hear. I guess I'll stop scoring my skin with my hunting knife now.

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"Old" is the old new.

Hey Scyess, go next. I'm next, but my only comic thought i can come up with is to have 2 panels of funny and the last full of asian girls. Sad, really. So, if you read this in the next couple of days, go next so you can still get two turns in. If you don't post in a couple of days though, I'll have to assume there was a hunting accident. You will be missed.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My life has purpose again! Alas, this is all I could think of... I should really ease up on all that crack smoking before breakfast...

Serial Comic: What the Hell Was I Thinking? by Scyess 4-04-01

Meanwhile, in Goiter, Montana... DAAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!! Daddy? ...over a seemingly innocent box of "'Mary-Worth-Doesn't-Suck-Donkey-Balls,-No,-Really' Booberry Flakes"... There's a comptuer-designed, AI-enhanced, politically correct ghost in my cereal! He says he was created by a squid-fellating green nurse in a robot outfit! I'm not a "ghost,"... I'm a "Metaphysically Impaired Undead American!" ...GM's newest cereal prize turns out to be a flop with consumers and is largely ignored. If you think this little distraction is going to keep me from slitting my wrists, Princess, you are sadly mistaken. Mooooooommyyyy!! Daddy's babbling on in egocentric non sequiturs again! Should I turn the hose on him?

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"Old" is the old new.

Serial Comic - He's a lumberjack and that's OK by ObiJo 4-04-01

Growing sick of them... Oh, Mary! That was great! Bob Dole's never gone three times straight before! Mary decides to teach them both a lesson... Let Bob Dole take off that costume so Bob Dole can get a look at you. So she bound and gagged Robert Downey Jr. inside the Red Robot costume before Bob got home. Bob Dole curses Viagra! Medic.

Ok, so this doesn't progress the plot much, but let's face it. We've all wanted to see Bob Dole and RDJ in some hot all-male action.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Boy, that's one hell of a commentary when my comic brings the whole serial comic string to a grinding halt. Fuck you too, sunshine. (I told you I'd steal that someday bunnerabb.)

Onto you Big Evil Dan. More than likely, you just haven't checked the post in a couple of days since you're probably one of those people who has a life. What's that feel like, anyway?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn life.

I'm reading the story right now, and I'll post a comic in a minute.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Serial Comic: There's Something About Mary...Is It the Squi by BigEvilDan 4-06-01

Somewhere in the city, Bob and Rob plot revenge... Come on, Robert. Let's find Mary and teach her a lesson. Only if you let me use the whip for a little while. Elsewhere... Let's go find Mary and abduct her. Now that she's doing the talk show circuit, she'll get us a lot of money on eBay. Never underestimate the spending power of braindead rednecks. Later, Mary hears a knock on the door. Hello, who is -- oh my God, it's you! That's right Mary...

Take it away, bunnerabb. May a lack of anything better to do give us a fast response time.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III