I think you can eliminate all non-Americans from your guess list. I see no spellings like "colour" or "civilisation" in FPD's comics.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

By that logic, what am I? My characters can speak English or American.

[Click to view comic: 'Stripcreator: The Next Generation']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Possible, but highly unlikely. fpd arrived in the forums, and the first thread she(?) got involved in was a defence of wenisinfurs, followed by a brief and uninformed expression of distaste for me, wenisinfurs's favourite person in the whole world.

Same person, or friends from real life or another online community. I'd bet on it.

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Am I missing something? The only interaction I remember between fpd and wenisinfurs started out as antagonistic; witness here and here. It wasn't until fairly recently that they made up.

Not that this precludes their being friends, but I think it's unlikely. And I don't suspect fpd of being anyone but himself.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Alright, alright, I admit it, I am FPD.

fpd actually stands for "Fire Protects Dad", which was my sig when I created the account, thing is, I never posted in the forums back then and by the time I made my debut, I had changed it to "Dad Was Flammable".

I don't know wenisinfurs outside of sc.com and honestly do hate that little weasel faced arse (who I suspect is actually male).

I knew I would have you all fooled when I hosted a CC not-so-long-ago and awarded 1st and 3rd place to TheElPaso and Bazilla, two guys who I was famed for flaming (I gave Kaufman 2nd place so that I wouldn't seem like a complete troll).

It's been a fun ride, the longest time I've ever managed to keep a secret identity, but now you all know, and hopefully you don't hate me for it.

remember, Faith, Patience, Discovery.

peace out

(Note: the above text is Grade A Bullshit)

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Dad was flammable

woah.

damn, I thought I got it.

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IN BRAD WE TRUST!

Wait, I'm confused. If you're fpd, then who the hell am I?

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www.bradsucks.net

are you saying your fpd brad?

at the bottem of Kajun's post it said "(Note: the above text is Grade A Bullshit)"

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IN BRAD WE TRUST!

Wait, if you're confused, then what the hell am I?

And so on.

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www.bradsucks.net

now I'm more confused

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IN BRAD WE TRUST!

Maybe Kajun is doing one of those reverse psychology things, he's telling us he is FPD, then he's telling us he isn't to make us think he is. I'm dizzy so in closing, Kajun has said many a time that he only has the alter-egos he mentions (Geniu$, Mystery Ninja, that other one) so I'll believe him, mainly because I don't want about the only acheivment here be false. :-)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

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J00 @nd 1 @re 0ne @nd +he s@me. \/\/e @re @11 733+ 1n sp1r1t, 1f n0t 1n pr@c+1ce.

Ph33r.

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

Do you mean Thread_Nazi or Mr_Kidney? or that other one, you know, the troll that I have?

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Dad was flammable

When you have said this in the past I remembered (wrongly probably) you saying three names, and I knew two and couldn't get the other one off the tip of my tounge, but I meant Mr_Kidney.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Here is a clue to my other user name(s):

[Click to view comic: 'A clue to my other name.']

BTW, there is an actual hint to my other user name in there.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

drexle, wirth, or dan.

If you are telling the truth xpac, then my guess is Skagg, who I guess is/was also Mr_Jass

"Jill the heroine",
the first letter of every speech bubble spells "MRJASS"

although I still think you are DH-01

xpac dissapeared at EXACTLY the same time as DH-01, after they had various heated arguments in which DH-01 repeatedly claimed that he "won", despite it just being petty name calling.

Bazilla, you cunt.

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Dad was flammable

Actually, re-reading xpac's comic (what the hell is wrong with me?) I notice it's full of random references to other strippers...

"An actual conversation between Fact Producing Dan and Jill Lewinsky (the heroine)!"

fpd or Jael?

Other strippers mentioned in passing:

Tobor,
g0d,
maxawa,
DragonXero,
LadyJdotnet,
Crabby,
DexX,
Kaufman

and, I think I'm in there somewhere:

"Jill, you are correct about that, but did you also know that the negro who invented gasoline was the son of a flamer and a prostitute?"

sounds kind of like me, except I'm not a negro, and Andy's the son of a prostitute.

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Dad was flammable

but xpac also made these comics:
[Click to view comic: 'suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit'][Click to view comic: 'NO, YOU MAY NOT!']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

So it's you then dcomposed? hooray, case closed, fuck off!

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Dad was flammable

yes, i am fpd. and you all like fpd therefore you like me. fuck off.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm not a fan of dcomposed and I don't particularly care for fpd either.

I've always thought of FPD as that special kind of person who can't submit a comic contest entry without it being a freaking 30-part series.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Note: The answer is below, so if you actually give a rat's shitty ass what the answer is and have not figured it out, then (A) You're a freak and (B) don't read below, because the answer is there, as I already said.

"An actual conversation between Fact Producing Dan"

The name does, as stated by Nate, include the name Dan (Big Evil Dan), but Kajun caught the other reference to FPD. Pennies to both of you.

"Jill Lewinsky (the heroine)!"

Kajun caught both the Jael initals and the heroine bit that signifies skagg. Fucking genius.

"it says here that Whithar (who is not a white hare)"

Just like bunnerabb isn't really a bunny rabbit. Morons.

"invented the stapler"

Which Drexle was not named after

"while enterprising to sell sex toys"

arran dildo company

"those who want an ass-slapping."

An ass-slapping is also called a spank. Thus, the missed answer was Spankling.

"hairy guy"

fuzzy man

"bendable metal fasteners"

Brad

"Non-Deitious Titanic Monster"

Godzilla is a titanic monster, but since he's non-deitious, you have to take out he god, leaving Bazilla

"non-mallcore"

DX

"attitude"

Let's just pretend that none of you guys missed this one.

"but did you also know that the negro"

DH-01

"new age"

Neo

"gasoline"

deisel

"...the son of a flamer..."

Kajun

"and a prostitute."

Andy

"fireworks"

bottle rocket

"bare burns"

In the Simpsons, Mr. Burns has a bear named Bobo. Obscurity kicks ass.

"fought against himself"

kramer_vs_kramer

"rabbits strip"

Amazed Porno Bunny

"a Texas city"

TheElPaso

"Lewis, et al."

It's Lewis, and itsclark.

"1400 (military time)"

2 in the afternoon, or deuce pm

"lost half his nuclear mass"

decomposed

"Kevin"

Keegans Perm

"Pissy"

Pedantic Smirking Fuck, Dr. Pedantic

"Robotic"

citoboR

"Head"

What does everybody want? Well, certainly not Wirthling.

'"Wank Enobi"'

Move the space to the left and it says "Wan Kenobi". What are we missing here, Star Wars fans?

"SUCKIT"

xpac is my other username.

"CUNT GOBBLER!"

ladyj.net

" I DO NOT SUCK DICK! "

crabby

"YOUR HEAD SUCKS!"

Gabe, harrassing Wirthling.

"AND DID YOU JUST POST CRAP IN THE BUGS AND SUGGESTIONS FORUMS?"

Ah, how soon we forget.

"Sigh... yes"

Say it really fast. Out loud. Come on, nobody's watching. Groan.

"pun"

isher.

Wait, kaufman.

"Totally Black Zebra"

Totally Black could be construed as a maxawa reference, although it wasn't originally meant to be, it's just that damn initial thing again.

"a turtle equipped with red bandanas"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with red bandanas is raphael.

No, I'm not being serious about actually being anyone else. *laughing my fucking ass off*

So, what are the references to g0d and DexX? I missed them. (And bonus points to anyone who can add a reference to Nate, Lara7, lemur69, and anyone else not important enough to be mentioned here that I accidentally added.)

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!