*spews her diet coke all over the monitor*

Okay...can you send the freaking fish over to fix this mess you made?

Reminds me of something I saw in a movie this weekend.

"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

My wife has a groper that follows her around. He's usually carrying a beer and wearing boxers with hearts on them.

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"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

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Make him take you to the Pride of Erin. It's a dump. Great pints, though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Not that I wouldn't love to hang out with you, but I have high hopes that by that time I'll be out of Cleveland and living happily in Eugene. Our move out date is gonna be based on when the person that buys our house will want to move in.

If they want the house before the wife is done, then I might head out to Oregon early and she'll end up living in one of those studio apt/hotel places for a month or so. In which case I won't be here.

Even if we do stay 'till she's done, we can leave anytime after June 30th, so there's a pretty good chance we'll be heading out in the first couple days of July.

So if I'm here, we can hang. Otherwise, you can drive by where I used to live and mourn the fact that you'll never get me to buy you a beer.

:)

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Not that I wouldn't love to hang out with you, but I have high hopes that by that time I'll be out of Cleveland and living happily in Eugene. Our move out date is gonna be based on when the person that buys our house will want to move in.

If they want the house before the wife is done, then I might head out to Oregon early and she'll end up living in one of those studio apt/hotel places for a month or so. In which case I won't be here.

Even if we do stay 'till she's done, we can leave anytime after June 30th, so there's a pretty good chance we'll be heading out in the first couple days of July.

So if I'm here, we can hang. Otherwise, you can drive by where I used to live and mourn the fact that you'll never get me to buy you a beer.

:)

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I seem to recall a long running story from not so long ago about just how difficult it was to get a drink out of Gabe , possibly from Bunner.

Or it could have been that Gabe was bemoaning the fact he couldnt get a drink out of Bunner.

Either way , one of them is allegedly a tight ass that youll never get a drink out of.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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"My mother in law...is preparing carp...it swims in our bathtub, up and down. Up and down. Can you smell me Father? I haven't bathed in three days...and I cannot go home, because if i have to look at that carp again, I will kill it."

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What the hell kinda movie is that?

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I quote Douglas Adams: "The easiest way to get a drink out of [him] is to stick your finger down his throat."

Incidentally, I once greeted an American friend on ICQ with a cheery "Hi ho!" and was told that it was very rude of me to call her a "ho". True story.

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Damn urban slang gets you every time.

I said "hi-ho" because of these:

http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/fuyu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/hatu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/kouyou.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/mouse.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/natu.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/net.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/sake.swf
http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/xmas.swf

According to the Tom Tomorrow blog he's found out from readers these are commercials for a Japanese ISP....

And here's some translation Tom TOmorrow got:
(Internet Hi-Ho!)
The mail has flown (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Dream Internet
Fu-fu-fu, the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
Connect with a snap
Support from the first
The grandmother next door has also made her debut

Chat chat
A little bit cha-ran-to
Cha-ri-ra-ri-ran!
Hi hi hi hi hi
Hi-ho!
* * *
The mouse dances (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Romantic love Internet
Fu-fu-fu the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
With our cheap plan
We support your wallet, too
Tomorrow's dinner is
Sukiyaki!
* * *
It's an internet star (Yes!)
ISP Hi-Ho

Love Internet
Fu-fu-fu the name of that is "Hi-Ho" (Hi-Ho)
With an abundance of plans
We support you kindly
That girl you're interested in also
Checked it

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

The Hi-Ho things frighten me!!!!!!

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Yeah, the green hat one looks evil, I don't trust him, I think he's up to something. And why are they all naked? Wouldn't want to meet them in a dark alley that's for sure.

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Knowing Bazilla, he wouldn't stand a chance. They'd be in court for rape the next week.

dunno why im bunging it here but

i watched freedy got fingered last nite

thankyou and goodnight

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Either way , one of them is allegedly a tight ass that youll never get a drink out of.

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Cool. Thanks. I'll defintiely check it out when I'm there. Is there a Cleve Museum to explaint o me what exactly a Cleve is?

ye,s I'm pushing the same joke. I think it's funny, damnit.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

It's from the French enclever, meaning 'annoying inquisitive cocksucker'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties