I just realized dorkrod was a palindrome.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shut up and fuck off.

Shut up and fuck off.

Shut up and fuck off.

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Dad was flammable

Well that settles it. He has to be the troll alter-ego of one of the resident geeks.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well that settles it. He has to be the troll alter-ego of one of the resident geeks.

It's you, isn't it?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Conspiracy? No. A single regular who dislikes me but wants to express it through an alter ego? Seems far more likely...

I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious, but weighing up the options of a) trying to find out and feeding a troll, and b) swallowing my curiosity and just ignoring a troll, I think option b gets my vote.

Bye.

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I can't really think of a regular who has any beef with DexX. I've always felt that DexX was one of the most beloved regulars on the site.

HE DREW PICTURES OF US DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps, dorkkrod is Nate?

*shrug* I do it because it's fun, not for popularity. I know I grate on some people, but that's life - everyone is disliked by someone, right?

Nah, Nate's grammar and punctuation were never that precise. You can use a spellchecker, but it won't tell you where you put a dash or a semi-colon. The lexicon is definitely American, though. *shrug* Doesn't really matter...

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Dexx said:

nope. I too am not too fond of sheltered youngsters trying to give me the what-for about religion or computing holy-wars.

Nate, you're 17 and not worldly-wise. Enjoy it while you can. The world of student loans, mortgages, in-laws, marriage-counseling, infertility (or lack thereof) looms ahead. Wait till you get some real life experience and see what life is like beyond your county before you shoot your mouth off with grand pronouncements about how the world works.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

And of course, you are such a mature adult that you would never ever get upset over anything?

Speaks the expert.

And your experience has been?

Heya gorgeous!

Since you are at work doing overtime, shouldn't you actually be, uh, doing work? :)

(Sorry everyone - Bec normally posts from the same room as me, so this is a novelty for me.)

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Shhh... don't tell anyone, or they will all want some.

Besides, I will have been at work for 11 hours. I deserve some fun.

Hello sixth grade debating tactic. Thanks for coming out.

For the record, even though it's painfully obvious as I only have two posts prior to this one, I didn't say I was mature. I didn't say I was an adult. I didn't say I never get upset over anything. I didn't say I was perfect. I didn't say I've never made mistakes. I didn't say I will never make a mistake again. I made an accurate (and angry) observation about DexX's behavior on these boards after being fed up with his condescending and arrogant behavior, which both you and him are sidestepping by lamely trying to punch holes in my integrity and credibility (which I very obviously have none of) with claims that I'm a troll or I'm a regular with a vendetta or that I'm claiming I'm perfect.

None of that, of course, has ANYTHING to do with the fact that DexX has very obviously been on a petty, shallow, and mean-spirited campaign to harass and bully usually young and inexperienced people on these boards for some time. I could be DexX's imperfect, habitually trolling arch-enemy from another galaxy and that doesn't make my claim any less valid. He's been condescending, smug, infuriated, insulting, sighing, raging about logic, demanding apologies, using the crowd to intimidate and stomping up and down quoting "rules" of arguing when things don't go his way.

It doesn't take a troll, someone with an axe to grind or a 100% perfect person to realize that you're just being a dick, DexX. Nobody, especially me apparently (I suspect none of the regulars want to open that can of worms by telling you to shut the hell up), wants to read your bitching and moaning and watch you lamely try to destroy teenagers with your sad-by-grown-up-standards arguing skills.

Usually I avoid lurking in the Fights Go Here forum because the temptation to jump in and slap you down is tremendous. But you've been stinking up the rest of the boards with your stupid bullshit lately too and since nobody else seems to want or be able to, I just wanted to cast my vote for STOP BEING SUCH AN ANNOYING BITCH.

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I am DORKROD!

Um, lest anyone suspect that I am dorkrod (as opposed to merely a dorkrod), I hereby deny it. I consider DexX a pal and the greatest non-Brad contributor to this site. Even though DexX likes Billy Joel and is clearly wrong about many things, namely those points on which he disagrees with me, he strikes me as one of the more patient, self-effacing, and amiable persons I've met online, and if I feel like insulting him, I'll just be myself.

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What others say about boorite!

Isn't Nate the first young person that DexX has ever had beef with. Also, most of the younger crowd (dcomposed, bazilla, deisel) have all been people that were annoying and needed something said to them.

If it weren't for DexX I would still be the annoying little troll that I was when I first came to these forums. DexX came right out and told me pretty much "Hey, your a dick. No one really likes you." That eye opener made me change my tune and turn into the beloved regular I am today. I applaud DexX in his efforts to better our site by taking stands against these annoying people and also for speaking his mind freely. It takes a big man to speak his mind without creating an all new alias (dorkrod).

I cast my vote for DexX continuing to stink up the rest of the boards with his stupid bullshit and to be such an annoying bitch.

No, wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say is that I do not share dorkrod's perspective.

I do, however, think it is a bit unsporting to corner and badger someone like JrmnnrmnrNeonate who lacks debating skills at this point. Sure, it's good to challenge assertions and perhaps get the lad to start thinking about such things, but I would have let up on him after he made clear he wasn't prepared for such a discussion.

That's as far as I'll go in supporting any part of dorkrod's point, though. I'm not sure what all this supposed "stupid bullshit" is to which dorkrod refers, and though I have not always agreed with DexX's positions on various topics I have always found him to have a good grasp of logic and a willingness to consider alternate viewpoints.

And despite his protestations to the contrary, I still think it was Professor boorite in the library with the candlestick. Or maybe Colonel bunnerabb in the conservatory with the wrench.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*wipes a tear from the corner of my eye* wow.... our little newbie is all growed up. I'm so proud.

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I think any valid points dorkrod may or may not be making are devalued by the fact he/she felt an alias was required to make them.

While I have no beef with Dexx, I have to say I felt slightly uneasy watching him and the missus ganging up on poor Nate, who we have to remember is both young and one of those homeschool weirdos, and therefore lacking in certain social skills.

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...DexX has very obviously been on a petty, shallow, and mean-spirited campaign to harass and bully usually young and inexperienced people on these boards for some time.... He's been condescending, smug, infuriated, insulting, sighing, raging about logic, demanding apologies, using the crowd to intimidate and stomping up and down quoting "rules" of arguing when things don't go his way...
Nobody, especially me apparently (I suspect none of the regulars want to open that can of worms by telling you to shut the hell up), wants to read your bitching and moaning and watch you lamely try to destroy teenagers with your sad-by-grown-up-standards arguing skills.

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Well, it's not me, just in case anyone thought it was. DexX is one of the few people in the world I actually like. :)

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And despite his protestations to the contrary, I still think it was Professor boorite in the library with the candlestick.

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I was kidding. I know it wasn't you, boo.

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Oops. Didn't mean to post that yet. There's more.

I was kidding. I know it wasn't you, boo. And no, I don't think it's bunner, either. I was just rounding up the usual acerbic suspects. I have no doubt that bunner would just come out and say what he thinks without hiding behind an alias, and I have read enough of your posts to know that you wouldn't post shiat like that.

I didn't think anyone would take my mock suspicions seriously.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I figured you were kidding, but I really did want to address this. Normally, I wouldn't even bother to come out and deny something like this because I don't think it's anyone's business who's who in an online forum. But I thought it was important to state my feelings about DexX, whom I plan to lure away from Bec with my feminine wiles. Anyway, I didn't take your supposition too seriously, Mr. Floating Head Donkey Rapist.

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What others say about boorite!

By the way, for what it's worth, I am not necessarily convinced that dorkrod is a regular hiding behind an alias. The lack of comics would tend to indicate that it was an alias created just to troll DexX without alienating anyone against the usual identity but that is hardly conclusive proof. I find the whole "who is this really?" game to be tiresome, so I usually assume until proven otherwise that each new username that comes along is a new person. I'm a sucker that way (insert homosexual innuendo here (and here)).

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Okay, I admit it... dorkrod was me. I did it all because that bastard DexX won't put me on his favorites list.

Shakes his fist in the air

Curse you, DexX!!!