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Bazilla, what were you thinking?

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Acts of Gord

I defy anyone not to find this funny.

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Record temperatures of 95 or so for the past two days, and my building managers won't turn on the air conditioning until May 1st, because as everyone knows, it doesn't get hot until May 1st.

I want to be where Lara7 is, and not just so I can...

bah, it's too hot even for dumb sex jokes.

Heh, last summer it got up to 105 degrees for over a week here. Every time the wind blew, you could smell grilled pigeons.

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You wussbags would die in Australia.

Melbourne is on the Southern coast, so it has the coolest temperatures of any Australian capital apart from Hobart (Tasmania). Every summer, the days regularly get up past 35C (95F), and it is unusual to have a summer go by without a few 40C (104F) days. During one of the hottest Melbourne summers on record, the temperature never dropped below 25C (77F) for three weeks, not even at night. In the middle of that period weeks, the daily top was over 35C (95F) every day for over a week.

Of course, we rarely drop below freezing (0C, 32F) in any place in Australia, except in the mountains and in arid areas (where, as everyone knows, the hot days are balanced by freezing nights). In the most populous areas of Australia, it just doesn't snow. You want to ski, you go up into the mountains, or take a holiday in New Zealand. Roughly the top half of the country never really has winter at all, but most of us, stupidly, live in the bottom half. Damned English colonists...

(Temperature conversion courtesy of Science Made Simple.)

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You wussbags would die in Australia.

Every summer, the days regularly get up past 35C (95F), and it is unusual to have a summer go by without a few 40C (104F) days

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Louisiana... that's in the [u]warm[/u] bit of North America, isn't it...? *innocent smile*

One post-script for you - Melbourne is notorious in Australia for being cold and wet.

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Gee, 95F for over a week. Try that with 70%+ humidity and nighttime temps above 80F and you'll know what a July in Maryland is like. (Actually, we had a rather mild summer last year.)

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Seattle is cool in the winter and warm in the summer. Not cold. Not hot. It feels good after Chicago.

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One post-script for you - Melbourne is notorious in Australia for being cold and wet.

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HAHAHA What a gullible twat! He went on my homepage hehehe.

Idiot.

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Don't even get me started on this Chicago weather. It's been in the 80's all week and now the news is saying low 40's for this weekend.

On a good Chicago note the hawks are up 1-0 on the Blues.
EAT IT STL.

DexX, I don't mean these are all-time record temps, just records for these dates. It's not supposed to be 95 in April in Maryland. It wouldn't be too unusual in Louisiana, where I'm from. There, it's summer temps and 95% humidity from about April to November.

So I could eat your vaunted Australian weather for breakfast and still have room for a bout of kangaroo fucking.

(Not really. I hate the sun.)

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Oh you WHINERS!!!

None of you have obviously lived or been in Houston during the summer....(yes it's hotter AND more humid than Lousyana....Boo, did you by any chance go to McNeese? hehe)

It's April and already the temp is 85 degrees with 69% Humidity. In the summer (Pretty much year round it seems here lately.....) temps range from 97 degrees to 105 with high high humidity. Add mosquitos the size of fruit bats and pollution from the nearby petroleum plants....mmmm lovely.

Again....Texas is the 7Th level of hell!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I've spent some time in the triangle, Jael, and yes, it's hell. But the culture! That makes it all worthwhile.

MCNEESE? No, I went to the aulde war skule. LSU! Go Tigers!

Ouch, I just lost like a million brain cells.

Twice, I've driven from Galveston to southern Colorado in August, and there is a noticeable demarcation between Hell and not-Hell which I am told is the Edwards Plateau. When you're going up, it's as if a hot wet blanket has been lifted, a blanket you didn't even know was there all along and making you miserable unless you happen to be an insect pest, in which case you thrived under it. And then coming back, the blanket splops back onto your head and shoulders with what seems like vengeance.

Uck.

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BTW, the first time I made that drive, it was in a pickup with no air conditioning. Not the second time though.

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Yes, Jael does have us all beat. Houston is indeed the sweaty buttcrack of the country, if not the world.

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Yep Yep, The Texas Hill Country....it gets H O T...but there's no humidity...so...it's sorta like going from Galveston to Arizona.

Whew! Glad you didn't go to McNeese, I was fixing to have to call you "Daddy" lol

P.S. The only culture we have here is what grows under the dinner plate belt buckles of the rednecks.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Well I think personally the Beaumont area is the buttcrack, Houston is the sweaty armpit.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

There are people who feel strongly about the difference between Beaumont and Port Arthur, but I forget which is supposed to be better. And let's not talk about Orange.

Then again, kids from there were about 2 grades ahead of the Baton Rouge kids in math, so I should shut up.

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Scotland seems to just pluck random seasons out of a hat, Spring? ha, let's just fucking SNOW on the bastards, and then we'll rain all fucking summer, except suddenly it will be scorching with sun for a couple of days then, I dunno, let's try a fucking HURRICANE, WHOOO!!!

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This thread is starting to remind me of all the Glasgow posts that made me yell at the weegies.

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Scotland seems to just pluck random seasons out of a hat, Spring? ha, let's just fucking SNOW on the bastards, and then we'll rain all fucking summer, except suddenly it will be scorching with sun for a couple of days then, I dunno, let's try a fucking HURRICANE, WHOOO!!!

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Sounds alot like Indiana too... two and a half weeks ago we had a fucking ice storm, now it's hot & humid. In fa few days it's supposed to cool off again.

Welcome to Indiana. WHere the seasons go : spring fall winter summer winter fall spring fall winter summer fall spring winter spring fall summer ad nauseum.

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Sounds alot like Indiana too... two and a half weeks ago we had a fucking ice storm, now it's hot & humid. In fa few days it's supposed to cool off again.

Welcome to Indiana. WHere the seasons go : spring fall winter summer winter fall spring fall winter summer fall spring winter spring fall summer ad nauseum.

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