Guys, bunner is no longer here, so I think it's only fair we elect the next geezer in line to the throne. I think that would be choadwarrior at 35.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I'm sure there's somebody older.

Spankling and pita and I come to mind.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

How old is Kliban? I mean, kaufman.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

dammit i spent like 2 minutes thinking of something to say and now everyone stops saying hes old, just my fuckin luck

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Let's not forget Boorite at 38.

I've often fantasized about that myself...
I'm the oldest one here afaik. The Granny in DexX's line of characters was modeled after me.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[Click to view comic: 'Old, not dead']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm so old, my first dial-up connection was 1200 BPS. And it was Xmodem. Both ways.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I worked a 300-baud-stick-your-phone-receiver-in-the-acoustic-coupler. Talk about your Chinese Water Torture!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

im so old, when i was a kid everyone watched biker mice from mars.

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It's grime time.

I'm sorry I brought this thread back.

We have a winner! Actually I remember those. Whenever you got garbage characters mixed in with the text you knew it was time to cram another rag in between the receiver and the rubber recepticle in order to damp down the acoustic signal.

If you wanted to play Duke Nukem on-line, someone had to laboriously draw out each frame of the action using ASCII characters and then transmit them to every player at about one frame every four hours. That's how I remember it, anyway.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Well you were lucky! We didn't even have modems--you would just yell "SCREEEEEuhhh CHUCKACHUCKACHUCKA shhhhhhhh fumfumCHUCKAfum SCREEEEEEEE" into the phone and the person on the other end would have to tranlate it into binary, which was quite difficult considering that we had no zero yet.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Goddamn. And I thought being old enough to remember using Prodigy was old.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The perm is safe at 29

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"