Oh shit, I just went back and read Kajun's. Great minds...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Evolution by DexX 7-04-02

RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE DARWIN!!! Uh...?

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Ode to Ray Harryhausen by fuzzyman 7-04-02

So, you insist on going through with this stupid adventure. I have everything I need. Shotgun, nets, and enough food to last a week. Look, I come from there. It's really really dangerous. Trust me. Just don't go! Wish me luck! Bye! For the last time... Don't go into the Valley of Gwangi!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's a classic.

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So! by fuzzyman 7-04-02

Excuse me...? Yes? Would you mind if I eat your eggs, deplete your food sources, and generally contrubte to your eventual extinction? Not at all! Go right ahead. Giant reptiles have no balls. I wish I had balls.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I hate tennis by Bazilla 7-05-02

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Holy mother of god.

is that a funny Bazilla comic i see before me?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Holy mother of god.

is that a funny Bazilla comic i see before me?

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And DexX's theorem strikes again!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I didn't find it so funny. It's been done before.

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Holy mother of god.

is that a funny Bazilla comic i see before me?

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I... I think it is...

I'm scared, Perm. Hold me!

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Like in Fight Club?

If you want her to believe that, you'd better get your hand off my arse.

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If you want her to believe that, you'd better get your hand off my arse.

Thats not my hand.

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It sucks, I know. Oh well, I tried.

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It doesn't really suck but it could have been a little better...

Not that this is any better...

New art from ChoppingBlock.org is online. Many thanks to Lee Herrold, the legend who draws the strip and gave me permission to adapt his art, and also to Brad for putting it online in record time.

Big Evil Dan and I are already hard at work with the new characters...

Puns can kill! by DexX 7-11-02

Don't mind Butch. He's just doing his Christmas chopping... AAAARGH!!!

(Silent) Movie in Three Panels: Kubrick's The Shining by DexX 7-11-02

Handy Household Hints... by DexX 7-11-02

*ding dong!* Crap, is that more Jehovah's Witnesses? Just a minute! I'm not dressed. Handy hints #12: How to get rid of religious doorknockers. Grrr! AAAARGH!!!

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I wanted to be the first to use this gag. by BigEvilDan 7-11-02

Hmm... I'm never going to be able to move this piano by myself. Hey Tony, can you give me a hand here? Very funny. Now stop throwing things and help me out.

Disturbing tribute to allenhenderson by BigEvilDan 7-11-02

I'm trapped in this abandoned building, and this serial killer is going to tear me limb from limb. That seems the only logical outcome of this cartoon. Ahhhh! Happy Birthday!

Creativity by BigEvilDan 7-11-02

I hope you aren't planning on driving those into your skull. That's MY bit.

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The Massacre Begins... by TheBlairZip 7-11-02

BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!

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Third time's a charm by kaufman 7-11-02

Go away! Flowers. We don't want any! Encyclopedias Why didn't you say so? Come on in! Axe murderer.

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much rockage

Quickies!

The right to bare arms by kaufman 7-11-02

Well, I can truthfully say I now know the sound of one hand clapping. Help! I can't swim! Inspector Clay rose from his grave ...

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Modern Art by evil_d 7-11-02

No.... ...that's better.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

BEDan beat me to this one by a few seconds... dammit.

Random Comic! New Guy by Scyess 7-11-02

Welcome to our little group, Butch. I think you'll do well here. Now go out and meet some of your new coworkers. Right. Oh my god! A new guy! And you've got a hammer and nails! You're not going to nail them into your head, are you???!??! Uh, no... Whew! Job security! I wonder if it's too late to get out of my contract.

Panty Shot by Scyess 7-11-02

...! All right, girl... do what I say and no one gets hurt... Aw, what's the fun if no one gets hurt? HIYA!!! Gack! See? I told you you'd get to see some panties. Yeah... thanks...

Good Business Ideas by Scyess 7-11-02

Yep, I could just listen to Yanni for hours and hours! The music is just enchanting! I like to listen to it when I organize my stamp collection. Um, that's great... I try to be very worldly. I can cook like the Welsh, charm like the Germans, dance like the Japanese and have personal hygine like the French! Fascinating... can you excuse me for a second? ...one phone call later... Hello... Kill-A-Date? I've got an emergency at Ted's Bistro on 4th St. I'll be right there. Will this be cash, charge, or should I put it on your tab?

Random Comic! Nothing's Perfect by Scyess 7-11-02

Dammit... It's not enough we gave you axe murderers your own football team... now you want more? No... you've been great, Lenny... but we have to do something about those idiot mascots you hired. With a chop-chop here! And a chop-chop there! Go Squirrels! Go Squirrels! Kick their derrieres! 2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate! Axe-Murdering, Axe-Murdering Squirrels! Hooray!!

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