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israphael
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Popular Science by israphael
7-09-02
Israphael, come in here quickly! I want to show you what I did last night!
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Oh My God!
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Doc, does your machine do anything besides make a "Fwapping" Sound?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

7-09-02 7:40pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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NaE: Ode to Steven Wright by ObiJo
7-10-02
USA
Can I be excused?
Not until you finish your two pickles. People in China are starving, you know.
China
Can I have another pickle?
One's enough. You don't want to grow fat and lazy like stupid american, do you?
USA
We have a problem, boys.
Someone's making a pickle.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

7-10-02 1:26am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Steve Wright is so cool, though I don't know Steven Wright so I will just presume they're the same people...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-10-02 8:37am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Actually, they're not. Steve Wright is a shitty radio Dj from the dawn of time, while Steven Wright is a very very funny man.

Fuckwit.

7-10-02 8:49am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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CC 12O: It has hidden humo(u)r by Bazilla
7-10-02
Can you say "Five dollars"?
Five dollars!
Great, now how about "You pay now!"
Five dollars!
No! You'll never make it as a Chinese Waitress!
Five dollars!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-10-02 12:18pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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CC 120: No-one can be themselves. by Bazilla
7-10-02
RAAAAR! ASIANGIRL 1 WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Feck off!
If you want to really emphasise the word, I suggest you say "Fuck off!" As opposed to "Feck off!"
Sucky sucky?
Only five dollah!
You know who sucks? Me!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-10-02 12:27pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Actually, they're not. Steve Wright is a shitty radio Dj from the dawn of time, while Steven Wright is a very very funny man.

Fuckwit.


Steve Wright in the afternoon was legendarily good.Mr Angry , Mr Spoons , Easy Life , The Daleks , "William Shatner Sings". All comedy gold moments.

However , Steve Wright in the morning was trash , Steve Wright on TV was trash , and his current show on Radio 2 , 3 ,4 , or wherever theyve pensioned him off to is ........... not too bad.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

7-10-02 12:31pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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He now does the elegantly named "Steve Wright in the afternoon" on Radio 2, and some Sunday morning love songs or something. For those wondering:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/steve_wright/
His program includes Factoids (useless facts), Website of the Day (Miles Mendoza's), and special guest, quizzes the Brittish type of stuff. He is also involved in Top of the Pops 2 and some crap I'm unaware of.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

7-10-02 12:39pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC 120: Rolling by NeoVid
7-10-02
"Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take eight.
...Uh, line?
It's just supposed to be something about meeting their doom. Ahem: "Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take ten.
...I forgot it again.
Sigh. "Reign of Fire", Scene 34, take eleven..
PREPARE TO DOOM YOUR MEAT!

You know how long I've waited to use that punchline again?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

7-10-02 2:36pm (new)
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the_rew
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC 130 : News at Ten by the_rew
7-11-02
...And in other news today, a large, red robot was spotted just outside Basingstoke, terrorising the place
...he was reported to have said "RARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU PUNY HUMANS!!!" Now over to Janice, with the weather
The weather today will sucky sucky! I bet you five dollah!

Although the Tobor cliche is in there, he doesn't directly say it...

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

7-11-02 2:51am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Less than 24 hours remain before this contest is judged. If you were thinking about entering a strip, but haven't done so, now is the time to get your arse moving.

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7-11-02 9:53am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 130: Jurassic Perk by kaufman
7-11-02
Fitzgerald! How's the Starbucks campaign coming along?
All ready to roll, Chief. Take a look.
Using DNA found in fossilized bugs, we have genetically engineered a tyrannosaur capable of speech, and with a craving for coffee.
Mmmmm... Give me an extra-large double mocha latte cappucino!
The industry is still abuzz about the Rex of the Adman Fitzgerald.
... And nothing like a stop at Starbucks to get my juices flowing and ready to hunt some triceratops!
Oh, that looks good.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-11-02 11:09am (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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Stripcreator Group Therapy by NastyPope
7-11-02
Good evening everyone, I am Dr_Schlotsky and I will be leading this session of stripcharacter group_therapy. I would like everyone to introduce themselves starting with you on my left.
Hello all, My name is Carole Chan Ing, I am not really a girl but a 24 year old wushu champion and gymnist trying to make it in Hollywood.
I'm Jenni Ohe and like my friend I am also 24, though I am working my way through French Culinary School.
Hi there, I'm Brad Pitt, I pretty much took this job cause i'm fucked in the head. Oh, and I like this robot outfit too. The anonimity allows people to see my acting skills, and not my looks.
Hi there, I'm Doug Bradley, I'm most famous for playing Pinhead in the Hellraiser movies, I later played Barney the Dinosaur and now here I am, a Dragon on Stripcreator.
A pleasure to meet you all I'm ..... ooooo... tounge depressers!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

7-11-02 1:38pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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I think we have a new catchphrase.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

7-11-02 1:42pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 130: Urges by BigEvilDan
7-11-02
Well Butch, your therapy is complete. You shouldn't get any more urges.
Uh, Doc... I still have the urge to kill.
But you'll never smoke again. That's what you wanted, right?

CC 130: Before They Were Serial Killers by BigEvilDan
7-11-02
Jan. 5, 2001: Young Butch gets his first taste of rejection.
Sorry kid, I just think the girls have better chemistry with each other.
*sniff*

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

7-11-02 2:38pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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CC 130: Knight Hardly by Scyess
7-11-02
ROAR! Who goes there!
It is I, the valiant knight sent by the king to vanquish you and rescue the princess! Have at thee!
No you're not. You're that anorexic carpenter from 9th Street.
The king's on a bit of a shoestring, okay? I assure you this wasn't my idea.

These last entries are dedicated to Mr_Hi. 8)
CC 130: From the Carpenter's Anti-Defamation League by Scyess
7-11-02
Aha! There you are, dragon, have at thee!
...?
Darn it, Frank, I told you I don't want to fight any stupid carpenters with no muscle tone! You're not worth my time.
It's just that kind of racism towards carptenters which made me want to come and kick your ass personally.
Oh, shit... it's PC Jesus! Run away!

CC 130: Groping for a Sense of Self by Scyess
7-10-02
Anywhere, USA
Yep. I'm 100% pure German!
Wow! That's cool. Say something in German.
Uh, my family hasn't spoken German since they came to America 200 years ago.
Uh, so what makes you pure German again?
Dammit, my bloodline is RACIALLY German.
Yeah... the "German" race.

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"Old" is the old new.

7-11-02 3:00pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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The Cliché Masquerade by Namgubed
7-11-02
Welcome to my costume party! I'm dressed as Connie Chung. What are your characters?
Godzilla!
Maximillian the Robot!
Mad Scientist!
Louis XVI !

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

7-11-02 3:07pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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CC 130: Wirthling doesn't suck right now by NeoVid
7-11-02
Hey, Wirthling. I got you this.
Wow! It's just what I've always wanted!
Now I just need another one, and a torso to put them on.
No problem.

Obvious, but obvious can be funny.

Just not in this case.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

7-11-02 5:39pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Okay, a quick run through of the ones I thought were particularly good...

[u]ObiJo[/u]'s strips about "pud" - inspired nonsense.
[u]Kaufman[/u]'s "free kick" strip - visual gag!
[u]ObiJo[/u]'s one about deaf people singing the national anthem - disturbingly hilarious (or hilariously disturbing?)
[u]Scyess[/u]'s strips about the smokey dragon - juxtaposition of incompatible elements, AND visual gags!
[u]ObiJo[/u]'s pud-gnar crossover - speechless...
[u]kaufman[/u]'s Sam Semaphore strips - did I mention I like visual gags?
[u]Big Evil Dan[/u]'s whole Knight Life series - Spread the word throughout the land: Dan's a funny bastard.
[u]NeoVid[/u]'s Cowboy Physics strip - cleverly exploiting my forgetfulness.
[u]israphael[/u]'s machine the goes "fwap" - a great example of the self-cleaning joke.
[u]NastyPope[/u] group therapy - "Ooh, tongue depressors!"
[u]Big Evil Dan[/u]'s Butch couplet - especially "urges".
[u]Namgubed[/u]'s masquerade strip - subtle visual gags...
and finally [u]NeoVid[/u]'s limb collection strip - a greeting to arms. :D

Maybe that's too many honorable mentions, but fuck it, I'm judging and I really liked all of them. There can only be one winner, though, otherwise we get civil wars and shit, which nobody wants, so the winner is...

israphael for the pure nonsense value of this one:

Popular Science by israphael
7-09-02
Israphael, come in here quickly! I want to show you what I did last night!
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Oh My God!
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Doc, does your machine do anything besides make a "Fwapping" Sound?

ObiJo is a very, very close runner-up with his GNAR vs PUD epic.

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7-12-02 9:39am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Dammit... I was THREE seconds late with this one...

CC 130: Not Exceedingly Helpful by Scyess
7-12-02
Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stand to be a stick figure! I have 1-dimentional arms, ferchrissakes! Please! Can you help me?
In fact, maybe I can. I've just completed a machine that takes mass from parts of your body and moves it to other parts. Let's try it out.
Just a single touch of this button...
Ahh! I can feel it working!
It worked! IT WORKED!!! Uh, sort of.
You're lucky the arm that's left isn't the one with the knife in it, jackass.

Not that it would've helped, I'm sure.

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"Old" is the old new.

7-12-02 9:57am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Steve Wright is an irksome, illiterate cumrag who should be killed.

7-12-02 10:05am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Damn these subtle Scottish with the indirect language! Just tell us what you mean, in plain language, Andy!

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7-12-02 10:07am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Go on Andy , Spit it out. Dont beat about the bush.

And when youre done giving oral sex with a toothbrush , let us know your opinions on Steve Wright.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

7-12-02 2:52pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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If you like those pud gNAR comics, DexX, wait till I reveal my newest creations - Dr. pudantic and TobgNAR.
they fight crime using only a spork and their extreme hatred of the Scottish.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

7-12-02 11:15pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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If you like those pud gNAR comics, DexX, wait till I reveal my newest creations - Dr. pudantic and TobgNAR.
they fight crime using only a spork and their extreme hatred of the Scottish.

I hate you Fireman Obijo.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

7-13-02 12:10pm (new)
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