mutsje2000
You are the daddy for that great comic.

Fuzzyman
the EATMEBITCH anecdote would have made a great comic for this series

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Thought I'd give it go.

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 14 by Zegota 8-07-02

In the 'Hints and Tips' brochure I've also include a number of passwords that are so common that you should really avoid using them. Like "God" for example. Oops, better change my password Damn, I had that one How does that guy know my password? Bummer, guess I'll have to use my wife's name after all. God? That sounds good, I'll use that.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Oh dear. My wonderful series has degenerated into a procession of sub-par Dilbert rip-offs.

I couldn't help but see this in Part 14...

And now for something completely different part 13 by mutsje2000 8-07-02

[*Innane setup*] [*Poor reply*] [*Another poor reply*] [*And another*] Whoo! Someone's been working out.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 15 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

So then I said, that ain't a token ring network paradigm, that's my mother! Hahahaha! Thank you, I'll be here all night. Not so fast! Who dares interrupt the comedic skills of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager? I, Fuzzyman- Email Supervisor! I have come to claim what is rightfully mine from you, imposter! Now to see who you REALLY are! That's not quite who I was expecting.

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager Part 16 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

Santa! Why did you feel the need to hijack my comic series and turn it into an unfunny set of strips about computer networks? Ho ho ho?

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager Part 17 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

C'mon Santa, spill the beans. Why did you hijack my series? All right, Fuzzyman, I'll tell you. I get so bored during the summer, so I thought I'd try and spread some happiness to the world. With a series of strips about computer networks? Well, I DO only go out one night a year.

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager Part 18 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

That's it, Santa. For spoiling my series you must pay the ultimate price. Prepare to die! Pah, you are no match for me, puny human! Activate Santa Battle Armour! Huh? Shit. RAAAR!!! MECHA-SANTA STOMP PUNY FLESH MAN!

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager Part 19 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

Mecha-Santa, wait! Surely you can't stomp me. I've been good this year! Go on, check your list and see. CHECKING LIST... CHECKING LIST TWICE... MECHA-SANTA CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR THAT.

The Adventures of Fuzzyman - Email Project Manager Part 20 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-07-02

HOW DARE PUNY FLESH MAN TRY TO RUN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MECHA-SANTA. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING! Wait! Santa, I know you're in there somewhere. Please hear me. Santa isn't about crushing, he is about love and the joy of giving. Ack! You're right! I was on the brink of becoming a monster, and going against all I stand for. Thank you, Fuzzyman, thank you for saving me from myself. Ha! Without your armour, you're vunerable. EAT FLAMETHROWER DEATH!!! Hmmm, I think I've just screwed my chances of getting that pony for Christmas.

Yeah,

okay,

sure

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Much better. :)

Nice ones, versus.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Kramer, you are a scary person.

Clever... brilliant...

But scary.

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This is not my empire.

Kramer you've killed the Fuzzyman series!

But in a very funny way. Good job.

Smarmulus (wondering what to do with my remaining subpar Dilbert jokes...)

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

All is right with the world, well done Kramer, for reclaiming your series.

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Dad was flammable

Just when you thought it was safe...

The Adventures Of Fuzzyman - E-Mail Project Manager Part 21 by mutsje2000 8-07-02

Dear Mr. Gates, you are a big fat gay loon who stole all his ideas from Apple. Please do the world a favour by dieing to redistribute your wealth. "SEND? Y/N" Hold on, you silly one-eared rabbit, you, I don't think you want to send that e-mail. Damn! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, I wasn't going to send that on the company address... Hmm? Nono, here look. There's an e-mail spoofer program. Reword your e-mail FROM Mr. Gates, and send it TO the shareholders...

Back to basics.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...