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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

The second of these evolved out of the tantrum in the first. Go figure. As for the first, I figure our Scottidsh friends have had the opportunity to have posted it by now ...

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 10001000: What's Causing that Racket?']

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Dagnabbit. The second of those is particularly galling in its goodness.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Okay, there's this one:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Mastur-mate 2000']

...and then there are all these. Like Pringles or midgets, you can't stop with just one!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Complaints']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Quit Complaining']
Thanks to boorite for inspiring this one...
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Quit Whining Already']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: What, Are You Still Here?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Take the Bloody Hint Already']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Results?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Clever Escape']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 136: Blantant Tie-In']
[Click to view comic: 'The SemiGlorious Return of LFooaC Man after a Real Absence']
[Click to view comic: 'Schadenfreude']

If anyone cares to read more about the history and antics of LFooaC Man, you can read his story starting here and ending (with some irrelivant comic interruptions in the middle) at the comic entitled "The QuaziGlorious Return of LFouaC Man after No Real Absence." Enjoy!

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"Old" is the old new.

not dead yet.

Just mostly dead

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

I don't know why I should bother, after all the other great entries we've seen so far, but here you go anyway.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

War!
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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'They work for Peanuts']
[Click to view comic: 'When they grow up']

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What others say about boorite!

I wrote you a sequel :-)

[Click to view comic: 'Still Power-Crazy After All These Years']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

kaufman, I got that.

brain.... hurts....

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What others say about boorite!

If it makes you write five more brilliant ones, my work on this planet will be done.

For the moment.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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[Click to view comic: 'Please read the physical violence to the tune of Blue Danube']
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You, ObiJo, are my new god.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

I thank thee and tithe thee a motorcycle.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not sure why I am bothering, since the other multiple masterpieces in this thread over shadow my weak effort, but still...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Hrm.

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/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'The once and future cop']
[Click to view comic: 'Policemen are made, not born']
[Click to view comic: 'We are the law']
[Click to view comic: 'Oopsie-daisy']
[Click to view comic: 'Seen approaching from quite a distance']
[Click to view comic: 'Natural law']
[Click to view comic: 'Every tough guy his tag line']
[Click to view comic: 'Special weapons']
[Click to view comic: 'Not very good at this, is he?']
[Click to view comic: 'In the name of the laaaaggghhh']
[Click to view comic: 'Arrested plot development']
[Click to view comic: 'HomoCop: The end?']

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What others say about boorite!

Good old Ed 209.

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What others say about boorite!

Er, I mean:

Good old Ed 209.

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What others say about boorite!