Newbies aren't the only n00bs on this site.
Hell, Nate and Josh are still n00bs, but a lot of people who came on a while after them are welcomed.
It's all in how you present yourself. In all honesty, this board was made essentially to draw the annoying firt-timer posts, and subsequent flames from the main board. That is also what the "Fights go here" board is for. Attacking someone online. The general forum is somewhat cleared up because these two exist.
Basically, unless you're a regular (Hi Norm!), and everyone already kinda likes your comics, this is not the forum to post in. Most regs use this for extremely long comic series they make, or for tag teams. It makes it easier for people to view comics.
So, basically, if you are just trying to introduce yourself, get people to read your shit by being a reg, and if you want flames and bad critics, just post your comics before you reach 30.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Actually, I beleive you are the only one who has a real problem with me. And I don't think you have a real reason to, either.

Just to let you know, Nate has also been accepted, but I'll let him plead his case.

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Wow... there sure is a lot of text in this thread already! I wonder if I'm missing anything by not reading it.

Probably not.

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I literaly laughed out loud when I read that. It was so unintentionaly funny. Freaking beautiful! So you see negativity directed toward you wherever you go and you think that is everyone in the world but you is to blame for it! HAHAHAHAHAHA Not one of your comics made me feel anything but a strong feeling that America should have continued with Eugenics after the 20's in which case you would not be here. Yet your post where you were trying to be serious. Here is my advice be 100% totaly serious in all of your strips. If you do that you are eventually going to make something else that is unintentionaly funny.

Not that my comics are the funniest thing in the world, but they have something that yours do not, and that would be jokes. Your comics would be much funnier if they contained jokes.

hey culturejamming, i didnt have a quarrell with you, so you dont need to start anything. as i said, i am NEW, so im not having the hang of it all just yet, so shut the fuck up please. i didnt say people are being negative towards ME, you idiot, i said EVERYWHERE I GO. in which means, everyone i see, is flaming someone, and trying to make themselves look better and make themselves feel somewhat proud by doing so. prime example mr ass-tard, if you think your comics suck, then you have no room to speak. your 50 comics to my, maybe 8-9? give me a break man. no need for any of that i wish you werent born shit man, grow the fuck up you dick. now let this thread die.

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I probably hate you

If you had bothered to check I have been around exactly 6 days longer than you.

Sun Tzu by Culturejamming 10-08-02

In the practical art of war, it is best to take the enemy's country whole and intact I'm sorry that I fell asleep on you last night while we were talking Come on why won't you talk to me? Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. Oh, ok I'm really sorry what can I do to make it up to you? You can start by painting my toenails. After that we are going to go get your nipples pierced. After we're done with that you can cook me dinner, and then I will decide what I want you to do

I never said my comics sucked I just said they weren't the greatest ones ever written. The problem is they alternate between dick jokes and pretentions relationship jokes. I could never capture an audience that way

(Enter the grammar police.)

"So you see negativity directed toward you wherever you go and you think that is everyone in the world but you is to blame for it!"

Note the "you is to blame for it." That "is" should be an "are." If you are going to be mean to my friend, please use proper grammar. Thank you.

Hehehe... I crack myself up.

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"So you see negativity directed toward you wherever you go and you think that is everyone in the world but you is to blame for it!"

Note the "you is to blame for it." That "is" should be an "are."

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That is what happens when you walk away from the KB and come back I suppose