Yeeeehaaaaaw!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Isn't Moonraker the one where Jaws got it on with the little blond haired chicka?

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Almost fits here... not quite.
[Click to view comic: 'The sound of one tree falling']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

BENN MAKK IS UNAVAILABLE TO COMMENT. I HAVE ACCESS TO HIS EMAIL AND CAN FILL YOU IN ONE WHAT YOU NEED TO KNWO. IN ADDITION TO PENIS SUPPLEMENTS HE APPARENTLY RECEIVES MANY SOLICITATIONS FOR INK CARTRIDGES. I BELIEVE THIS COULD BE A SIGN OF HIS WEAKNESS.

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This is so embarrassing. Just so everyone knows, there is no such thing as a "password inspector". Fool me once, shame on me...

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I have to say this confuses and offends me a little bit.

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Jews in Space is one of my favorite shows.

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What about Jews in time?

HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL

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What about Springtime For Hitler In Germany?

What about Springtime For Hitler In Germany?

Follow the yellow brick road.

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Dad was flammable

Follow the yellow brick road.

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Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road.

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Wizard of Oz techno remix?

God please no kill me first.

Been there, done that. See Dark Side of the Moon.

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o_O

ROUND EYE!

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Well, just a few things.
I personally don't care that much about details. I like nice legs, and would much prefer a woman who actually weighs less than I do. Past that, she just has to be attractive to me, and love me.

No animal can eat the brains of it's own species without ingesting a certain chemical found in that animal's brains, which would drive them insane for some reason.

I want to eat human flesh some day. Seriously.

I'm all for forced castration of unproductive members of any society.

I am for modern medicine and finding cures for diseases, but think that we're too overpopulated to keep letting stupid people reproduce.

With that, I am going to go get the snip done, as I'm too stupid and unproductive to have offspring.
I also hate children.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My biology teacher in high school told us that some scientists got these worms, you see, and they taught some worms to find their way through a maze. And then they cut up those worms and fed them to other worms who had never been in the maze. But the other worms suddenly knew how to get through the maze! I think it's because their memory is stored chemically, unlike most other creatures. Is that cool or what? If humans could do that, we'd have a much smaller population, let me tell you.

Anyway, my point is, I'm somewhat doubtful of the veracity of this fact I've quoted. Can you point me to any evidence for it?

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Sounds like a good case of "Science Teacher Drunkikus"

That was some guy named James McConnell, and it was flatworms, not earthworms.
Go to this link and read to bottom.
http://faculty.coloradomtn.edu/bagwell/psy_101_lec_biomemory.html

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I never said what kind of worms it was.

Thanks for the link. I'm kind of disappointed that the "maze" was only a simple left or right choice, and the unconditioned worms only "learned much faster".

And just to clarify, I wasn't doubtful of the veracity of the fact I mentioned, but of the one I quoted from DX's post, about how cannibalism = insanity because of brain chemicals.

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You mean you doubt his assertion that there exists a "crazy chemical" inside everything's brain that when eaten by the wrong creature causes them to go crazy? Why are you so suspicious of everyone. Looks like YOU'VE been eaten on some o' that CRAZY CHEMICAL my friend.

Prions are protein chains, and they resemble pieces of a virus. I guess you could say they are made up of a series of chemicals. I don't think they've proven that all cross-brain eating causes madness from these prions though. And I believe instances of the laughing cannibal disease were not rampant (it was common practice in the tribes to eat the brains; not everyone had the affliction). And the hypothesized instance in cows was not from brain matter (unless they were recycling cow parts like brains and grinding them up into food to save money, which I wouldn't put it past some companies) it was just flesh they wouldn't otherwise be eating as herbivores.

All I know is you eat BRAINS you get POWER.

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Also I'm sorry I just saw this in Xero's signature you must be even more retarded then I thought:

If the code is directed to line 20 it will clearly produce this result:

"YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND!"
"HAIL, BROTHER"

You need to redirect the code between lines 20 and 30 to stop that. And really you could at least write 'if you$ = "into metal"...'

10 PRINT "TARD"
20 GOTO 10

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Nobody writes with line numbers anymore!

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