The Tenant by kaufman 11-02-02

All right, Mr. Robinson. As we agreed, I'm all cleared out here and ready to vacate. Indeed, it looks like everything's in fine shape. Hang on just a moment. Remember me? I was your security deposit.

When the Shit Hits the Van by kaufman 11-02-02

Here's your last box. Thank you for letting Global handle all your moving needs. Wait a cotton-picking moment. You've brought in nothing but plastic castles and plankton. This is not my stuff! Are you sure the movers brought us the right packages? Maybe not, but let's not knock it. Look at the nice chess set!

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Movery McMover Has Some Competition by Mr_Jass 11-02-02

Hey Mr_Jass, I heard your moving rates were lower than Movery McMover's, so I came hear to check out your deal. Would you like to hear about the normal deal or the Special deal? Normal. I fit some large crap in your car, claim your stuff as my own, and allow you to drive to your new home. How about the special deal? Same as before, only I buttfuck your kitty while I'm at it.

Why none of the previous CC's have any comics featuring me buttfucking kitties is beyond me.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I want to start a moving company and call it "Zig Movers".

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

HELL-BOTADOR by crabby 11-03-02

I'm moving on up!   ?   To the east side!   ?   I finally got a piece of the pie! THE JEFFERSONS!!!!!!!!!

BASIC MOVEMENT MOTIVATION? by crabby 11-03-02

Newton's First Law of Moving by Namgubed 11-04-02

Um, honey? It's harder for the movers to take the couch ... WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING ON IT!! Zzz-- whuh? Who?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

On the Road Again I by israphael 11-04-02

I think it's time to move. Again? Surely you've noticed. Ever since we moved to this neighborhood, this place has gone downhill. It's a dump. And don't get me started about the filth and the smell. I just don't think I can stand it anymore. You know, you could just clean the cat's box.

On the Road Again II by israphael 11-04-02

Well, everything's ready to go. What are you talking about? The kitchenware and cleaning supplies still need to be packed up. I only wanted to move the important stuff. Yeah, heaven forbid you'd do something feminine. What are you talking about? Don't I give you the occasional blow job?

On the Road Again III by israphael 11-04-02

We're here. Start unloading the truck while I take care of some business. *Grumble* What will you be doing? I'll be visiting the local restaurants and picking up take-out menus. You wanna eat, don't ya? *SNAP* What the hell did you break? Nothing important... Just my spinal column.

On the Road Again IV by israphael 11-04-02

I have the feeling that forgot something important. The furniture, stereo system, and computer are all here. The cat's here. OH NO! I COULDN'T HAVE... What a relief, my vibrator's here. Still, I can't get rid of the feeling that I'm missing something important. That's it. I'm giving her a couple of days, then I'm outta here.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Guess Who Else is Moving? by kaufman 11-04-02

So I says, "Well, ya can't take them rotor turbines with you when it's time to head off." Ha, ha. Look, if you want my turbines when I move, why don't you just say so?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I know, I said I'd have this done Monday night. I have excuses; I was asleep, I was (and am) sick, and I'm a fucking liar.

The following made me smile...
sg1136--moving
KaddadComps--Intergalactic
Spankling--Relationships in my late 20s
ladyjdotnet--Muscle for hire, Breaking up is hard to do
ArtemisStrong--Verne Troyer Moves With The Help Of Billy Barty's Ghost
kaufman - When The Shit Hits The Van
israphael--On The Road again

But the winner is...

israphael, for On The Road Again. Congratulations. Mazel tov. It's your problem now. I've got to get back to coughing and sniffling...

I hope the next contest has a theme that I can sink my teeth into. I couldn't think of anything this round. :-(