No More Phonies! by TheElPaso 11-22-02

ring ring Hello? Hey, it's a real person!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Die Another Day in 3 panels by kaufman 11-22-02

That hovercraft was full of Lees. Dude, where's my car? Book her, Dano!

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Jason's first and last day as a dental hygenist by kaufman 11-22-02

Got your mask and rubber gloves on? Good. You can take care of our next patient. He's just in for a cleaning. Jesus Christ! Look what you picked off his gums? That must be advanced gingivitis. Let me take a look at him! Oh goodness. Your gums are inflamed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Forbidden Love by jools 11-22-02

Oh donkey, I never knew you had feelings for me! I have longed for you like a crack addict longs for a fix. Oh donkey! Oh Gabe! Oh baby! Yeah! NO GABE! NOOOOOO!!!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Squirrel and Cowboy Beg For Cash On The Internet by UnknownEric 11-23-02

Hi, I'm Squirrel, and I have myself in a bit of a predicament and was hoping for some help. You see, Squirrel here has run up over $20,000 in credit card bills and would like you to send him money to pay them off. I'm a very nice squirrel, I just have an uncontrollable addiction to Prada clothes and lip gloss. So, if you'd like to help Squirrel with his debt, please send your donation to: Save Squirrel, P.O. Box 69, Uncontrollableville, MD 00000. You think I should offer to pose nude? Wait, Prada clothes and lip gloss?

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I has a flavor!

CC 155: GUARANTEED RETURNS by bonwag 11-23-02

... so string theory is based in theoretical physics, and states that one theory of the universe's nature is explained by a musical note sounded on a stringed intrument. a related theory, supergravity, supposes that... wait - what's that noise? I'm home! Did you miss me? GROW INCHES NOW

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exit, pursued by a bear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

CC 155: I hope I win 2 by boinky33 11-23-02

Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!

Skool makes you not funnee by Drexle 11-23-02

...So_the_first_method_of_a class in Java tends to be "public static void main" Uhh... okay. Oh_I_almost_forgot_the "(String [] args)" at_the_end. String Args? Yeah, because programming is often a long string of "ARGS!!!" I'm going to kill you.

Wonder by TheElPaso 11-24-02

Hey professor, I was making a porn site and the javascript that brings up a hundred popups didn't work. Can you check my code? Yes, I'll check the code. No, I said check the *code*. My bad.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

The Adventures of REFORMED MAN! by KajunFirefly 11-24-02

Help me, Reformed Man! Sorry, I don't do that any more!

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Dad was flammable

non-compliant, but I'm in that sort of mood.

A Nudge Too Far: Director's Cut by bonwag 10-25-02

Tickle Me Tinboy (PROD!) (GLEE!) that tickles Tickle Me Tinboy digivolve to... (PROD!) (DELIGHT!) (RAPTURE!) that tickles Tickle Me Tobor (PROD!) (ANGUISH!) RAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! (WHIRR/VIBRATE)

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exit, pursued by a bear

Typical conversation on the Maxis Beta Test Boards by ladyjdotnet 11-24-02

...and this game suxxors and will nevar make munny and you all suck. Fix the ****ing game or we will all cancel our orders and then were will you be LOL! The server is expected to be back up within the next half hour. Please bear with us. Thank you for your patience. ...and another thing, you shud spent less time on the mesage boards and more time fixing the game LOL!

ROFLMAO! by ladyjdotnet 11-24-02

HA HA HAHAHAHAH AHAHH AHAHAHAA HAHAHAAA! Whoa! *bonk* HAHAHAHAA *roll* AHAHA HAHAAHA AHA *roll* AHAHAHA AHAHAAAAAHHAHA! Oh crap, man. I laughed my ass off whilst rolling on the floor. What am I supposed to do now? Freedom!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

trouble in paradise by boinky33 11-24-02

I hate you! I hate you more! I hope you drop dead! I hope it's while I'm driving you somewhere!

It's probably been done, but with greatest regards to ladyj; herewith

Pink Donkey: Let's Get This Party Started by bonwag 11-24-02

Network lag again. Man, this game sucks ass. I know you're there. I'm ignoring you. My turn

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exit, pursued by a bear

So, wasn't this a liberating experience? No rules to stifle your creative energy, no need to rack your brain thinking up compliant entries after a long day of work/school/etc..

You liked rules better? Blasted masochists.

But anyway, judging time. There were many good entries:

This Is Why T-411-#coo0p Can Never Keep A Job. (ArtemisStrong)
Devin's CC 155: Another Guy's Ass! (akirajim)
CC 155: Trying Is The First Step Towards Failure (Big Evil Dan)
CC 155: Why I Should Win (attitudechicka)
Five Things I Hate About IRC, esp. 2, 4, and 5 (israphael)
CC 155: Why I Should Win (kramer_vs_kramer)
The Adventures of REFORMED MAN! (Kajun Firefly)
trouble in paradise (boinky33)

In the end, it was a fight between israphael's IRC #2 and Kajun Firefly's REFORMED MAN. And Googlefight decides:

Five Things I Hate About IRC #2 - 19,300 results
The Adventures of REFORMED MAN! - 11,900 results

...Aw, screw Googlefight. Kajun Firefly wins this one. Now go forth and spread my teachings of freedom to the masses!

I don't why I keep entering these, I've never even gotten an honorable mention before. =P

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Peace and Love.

Keep at it. If you keep entering you'll eventually strike comedy gold.

As a side note, your comic was good; it was just a preference issue on my part (we know how different people find different things funny).

Sorry for mentioning this. I'm waiting for class to start. I'm lonely.

No, not like that. :-P

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay, boinky's here to play with me!

Stop snickering, damnit!

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rock on, new contest soon.

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Dad was flammable

What the fuck are you talking about KF? You lost. I would have chosen yours, but the word of Googlefight is final.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Read again, Spankling.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

quote:

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In the end, it was a fight between israphael's IRC #2 and Kajun Firefly's REFORMED MAN. And Googlefight decides:

Five Things I Hate About IRC #2 - 19,300 results
The Adventures of REFORMED MAN! - 11,900 results

...Aw, screw Googlefight. Kajun Firefly wins this one.

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