5th grade recess quality insults would've gone over your head.

By the way, are you EVER going to refute my counterargument?

(Watch this, he's gonna say, "duh, me no understand...")

i have come from a land far to the east

i have heard of the many homos infesting this thread

have you faggots not done this same goddamn thing enough times already????? clean the shit out of your eyes and maybe you will see that it is pointless to continue

unless you can come up with some funny insults

here i will start:

im sorry i could not attend your barmitzvah megah8 but i had to take a big shit in your moms mouth or else she said she would tell the police about the time i molested you

hugs and kisses

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

LongDong, you are actually almost funny, which is quite a feat on here. Please let me eat the pussy of your grandama's corpse and then puke the rotted labia and maggots on your rod. Thank You.

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Daddy's Home...

Dinky & Dumben,

You guys should fuck eachother. Don't worry, boys can't get pregnant.

Quote "Retards are sterile anyway."
-me

Jersy<---where did that come from?

ElPaso,
Leave the Donkey Feltching to me.

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LongDongSucker,

Finally someone with some fucking intelligence.But wait I'm from NEWJERSY (Im not) I guess I should quit my job and stay in and be afraid of the germs in the outside world. Then I can spend all my time in my parents basement posting 900 strips.

Quote " If you have a life take a bow... Not so fast
Fuzzy,Devin and Doinky!"
-me

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Good lord your comics suck.
They bring a tear to my eye. And certainly not one of joy.
Go back to sucking your dad's crusty asshole.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Go put on your +5 fire helmet and listen to the Blind Guardian song about bards or trolls or whatever you dork. Slain by elf?! How could this be?! Fag.

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dont even try. You cant beat DX.

To all,

---A day in the life of you losers.

Me: Im sorry I have wandered in to the realm of
Landolakes.OH NO MY ELF WAS ATTACKED WITH THE
SPELL OF LOSER. I MUST ROLL A 20 IN ORDER TO
BLOCK.---

Mom: Time for dinner.

Me : (Not now Mom I got to see if my elf survives!)
Malkin, I now roll to use my spell of Orka!

---Man I cant handle 3 lines of that shit. I dont know how losers like DX can sit around and do that all day.

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bedlam,
these guys are so lame? um, you are the one coming here just to make really stupid comics and ATTEMPT to insult people you don't even know...

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I really am a fan.

I really want to know if that elf survives!

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

Blad,

The elf survived, only to be fucked in the ass by Thewenchinator.

Misquote "Im Thewenchinator.. I fuck whores because no
earthly being will sleep with me."
-theniwrenator

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HAHAHAHA RPGS R STOPID

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