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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Too funny.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Agreed. Due to the lack of large sums of money being sent to me, I'll have to judge this one on making me laugh the most.

israphael, you win the grand prize.*

*Prize may not exist. Approximate cash value: $0.00

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Argh.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It's in the mail, I swear. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Words of advice for next contest:
DON'T HAVE RULES LIKES THE LAST FEW!

More words of advice:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RULES, WIN A CONTEST AND MAKE YOUR OWN!

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More words of advice:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RULES, WIN A CONTEST AND MAKE YOUR OWN!

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