CC168: The Default Screen in 2025. by UnknownEric 2-03-03

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I has a flavor!

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I has a flavor!

CC 168: Prop-aganda by kaufman 2-03-03

Hello, my hysterically obsolete old friend. Me? Look who's talking, rotary dial boy. Face it, we props have all gotten long in the tooth. Does anybody remember wires? Ha! Thanks to world disarmament and gravity drives, who could have aged worse than me? Uh, I think this piece of technology has you beat ... RAAAR! TOBOR WILL GERITOL YOU!!!

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CC 168: Hurts! He Wants To Know If It Hurts! by bonwag 2-03-03

Ah, I miss the breeze of HTTP POSTs on my face. Our lives have been empty, lo these last few years. Since kaufman posted The World's Nastiest Pun, way back... when was it? Was it number 552604? Naught have seen fit to post since that fateful day. ... perhaps 605. Nothing to be done. I'm beginning to come around to that opinion.

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exit, pursued by a bear

CC 168: Mo-o-o-oving on UP! by ArtemisStrong 2-03-03

I see you finally got that promotion you wanted, BigEvilDan! I'm not the only one doing well, am I... GENERAL Obvious?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Pweep Poink Donk Sclupf Neck-Cramp Pweep by Zegota 2-03-03

Who the fuck are you? What do you who am I? Don't you remember me? I'm GABO!! GABO? Never heard of you. Oh come on. I'm the guy that started the infamous Hemorrhoids series and the one about that guy who kept swallowing pieces of glass by accident. Doesn't ring a bell. Are you demented or something? I've been a member since 2015

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

2025: Dead at 65 (part one) by twofish 2-03-03

twofish goes to hell. OH, NO! Are you going to tell me everything I've believed all my life - reincarnation, Vishnu, the Vedas, the Om of God - was all a LIE?!? No, I'm going to tell you that for 23 years, all you've done is THINK TOO MUCH! People are SICK of it! They want to be entertained! They want FUNNY! And now it's too damn late for you to be FUNNY! ... eh? ... You're sure? ... OK ... The boss says to send you back. He gets more pleasure watching you make people miserable than He has doing it Himself, apparently.

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2025: Dead at 65 (part two) by twofish 2-03-03

twofish goes to heaven. OH, NO! Are you going to tell me everything I've believed all my life - reincarnation, Vishnu... Oh shut up. I've had to hang here and listen to your bellyaching for 23 years. I could have used some cheering up, you know! No, you're here in layover till the Old Man figures out where to put you. ... huh? ... No, that actually makes sense ... Washington. Serves you right.

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Stripcreator Museum - 2025 by KajunFirefly 2-03-03

Back at the start of the millenium, StripCreator.com became the green stuff that grows on the cornerstone of the internet. Through the beauty of Folger's Crystals, we have reconstructed some of the key "characters" that made SC so "popular". This is Brad, he stole the idea of a comic creator from a mild mannered Canadian boy, then consumed his soul, and his identity.

Stripcreator Museum - 2025 by KajunFirefly 2-03-03

This is the Red Robot, who was nicknamed "Tobor". Many people were surpised to discover how amusing forced sodomy could be until they read comics about this loveable rapist. Here we have another one of SC's most popular characters, once again, he was closely associated with unconsenting sex, mostly with young girls. and here we have one of the Asian Girls, again, these girls were the focus of jokes about under-age prostition and, you guessed it, rape.

Stripcreator Museum - 2025 by KajunFirefly 2-03-03

The "Jesus" character gave users the opportunity to poke fun at religion and put Jesus in a variety of hilarious, although sometimes quite depressing, situations. The Priest character managed to unify two of SC's most popular themes, religion, and unconsenting under-age sodomy. Due to many complaints, the "phone" prop was deleted from the comic creator, it was a long and difficult court case which resulted in the death of many Jewish rabbis.

Stripcreator Museum - 2025 by KajunFirefly 2-03-03

We'll just ignore this exhibit. This cowboy was part of a set, which was sadly stolen last Christmas. Both characters reached fame in the early days of StripCreator, although their role had nothing to do with cattle ranching. I dunno who this guy is, he just keeps hanging around here.

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Dad was flammable

2025: Dead at 65 (part three) by twofish 2-03-03

twofish goes to Washington. Well, here I am in the nation's capitol... thre must be something going on in town... Hi, where can I find out what's happining in the area? You could go to the StripCreator Museum and National Archives, there's some kind of ceremony today involving a bunch of old Internet geeks and outdated software. The Internet? Oh yea, before neural implants. Not sure, I wasn't around then. Try asking those throwbacks over there with the old fashioned CD-ROMs on strings around their necks.

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2025: Dead at 65 (part four) by twofish 2-03-03

twofish meets up with the past. Hey, are you with the StripCreator Museum? No, man, I'm with the Cumbustion Engine Memorial Project. Like, check with the dude in the next panel. Hi... StripCreator Museum? r0xx0r, d00d. Wow, I didn't realize the old website had such an international following. j00b b b3h1nd m3.

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2065: Dead at 65 (part five) by twofish 2-03-03

At last, the StripCreator Museum... Wow... what happened here? n3wb t3rr0r1sts. cnt haxx0r th3 anarxst gu1d3 lk3 rl ppl. g0tta B l33t all 0n d3r 0wn. n3wbs g0 b00m h3r3 l33st 0nc3 a w33k. Hi, I'm Brad Jr., the curator. Welcome to the StripCreator Museum. Please pass closely to the explosive-sniffing chicken before you enter. Thanks.

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Cowboy Senior Moment by kaufman 2-03-03

One day at the reunion... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." Ha, ha. What the fuck was I saying? Beats me.

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Scenes From a Reunion by kaufman 2-03-03

So, Captain Monosyllabic, tell me all about where you've been these past 20 years. Earth. You're looking good, Bazilla. To tell you the truth, you don't look a day over 40! Gee, thanks a lot. You're so pink. Still. How do you do it? If you must know, Grecian Formula.

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Two of these may seem derivative but I still have problems posting and didn't get round to it yesterday, trust me, same idea, coined independantly.

The third is just styupid.

Cowboy Physics Reunited
Reminiscing (1)
In Space, No One can H33r Yu0 Scre4m

These are links because php now hates me so much it won't post my comics.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Reminiscing (2)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

A Greeting to Arms by kaufman 2-04-03

Remember all that fear of cloning at the start of the century? Look at us now; organ harvesting is big business. Tell me about it. It's done great things for the stripcreator community. Yeah, Gabe's hair, wirthling's body, not to mention Spankling after that "accident." And these days, Cthulhu goes through about 12 of me each week. Excuse me, arm, but could you come outside with me a moment? Why if it isn't Old Man Kaufman! What is it, another 17-year-old newbie challenging you to a pun-off?

Punslinger by kaufman 2-04-03

Here, catch! I'd hate to be in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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CC 168: Chips off the old block by jes_lawson 2-04-03

Wow! It's lara_7! You still look really well after all these years! I'm not lara_7, I'm her clone, lara_8! You should go and meet Kajun! Wow! It's Kajun Firefly! You still look really well after all these years! I'm not Kajun! I'm his bastard son, Wee Kajun! You should go and meet Asiangirl's love-child! Hello. Got any digestive biscuits?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

2065: Dead at 65 (part six) by twofish 2-04-03

My father created this museum so StripCreator would be enjoyed for generations. Our tour starts here, at the Comic Cyrogenics Lab... ... where actual characters are preserved in their natural enviroment. Here we house some early attempts at humor... My anus is bleeding.

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Ok, how shall I put this lightly?

The following comic contains subject matter that many of you may find extremely insensitive and tasteless. Thus, I have written it in a simple cipher. Please do not attempt to translate it unless you're willing to read anything, and if you do so, know that you're doing it at your own risk. Furthermore, do not ruin the blissful ignorance of others by revealing what's contained within. Thank you.

Sfvojpo by kaufman 2-04-03

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Ha ha ha, excellent.

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Dad was flammable

CC 168: I'm pissed about shit going down right now. by Trippingbillee 2-05-03

There would be a reunion, but everyone in the motherfucking world is just blowing themselves up because of their inability to chill the fuck out.

Yeah...

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Sex Piano.

CC 168: Grumpy Old Sociopaths by deucepm 2-05-03

Hey, buddy! My God...MATT?! Is that YOU?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! You've been gone so long, I thought I'd never see you again! Damn, it's good to have you back! Dude, I just went down to the store to get some Coke. Oh. I probably don't remember on account of my crippling senile dementia.

Can I just say, that my previous "Ha ha ha, excellent" post was wrong, I hadn't bothered to decipher the comic, I just wanted to seem intelligent.

However, I went back and DID decipher it, and now I want to say that it wasn't excellent.

Thank you.

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Dad was flammable

So much for seeming intelligent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002