Lets face it , a Disguise related comic contest just wouldnt be the same without Kramer and his decepticons.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 173: Al Samoud 2 - Where Are You? by bonwag 3-02-03

Whooo! Hey! Lemme go! Let's see who the REAL 'Desert Spook' is. Later... So, you see, officer; he was planning on scaring all the weapons inspectors away so he would have the missile sites all to himself. He was planning to build an amusement park right on top of it. And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids; and that damn dog. I ruvv the smell of chemical agents in the morning. Rooby Rooby Roo!

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That Beer Commercial: Unabridged by kaufman 3-02-03

The best thing about Lite Beer is that it's less filling. No, the best thing about it is that it tastes great. Nothing like a good catfight to warm the cockles of your heart. Look at those clothes fly! We'll see what's under them in a moment, *drool*. Less Filling _____________ Tastes great!!! LESS FILLING!!! _______________ *TASTES GREAT!!!* Less filling. Let's sniff each other's butts.

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I know this doesn't count (for obvious reasons), but this was too amusing (to me, anyway) to pass up:

Tricky Blix by Bargaintuan 3-03-03

Hi. I am a weapon of mass destruction, but I've been misplaced. Please put me with your other weapons of mass destruction. You're not fooling anyone. Damn.

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CC 173: Cereal Killer by kaufman 3-03-03

Get a load of this, Tobor: the forum users have posted their secret fantasies. Saran wrap, grape jello ... Drexle's into baby barnyard animals. DISGUISED AS A BABY GOAT, TOBOR WILL FINALLY CORNHOLE DREXLE!!! BAAAAAA! THIS CUTE BABY GOAT WILL BUTT YOU! Wait a minute, I know that voice. That sounds like Tobor. Take off that ridiculous costume. Silly robot, Drex is for kids!

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CC 173: Man On The Run by BigEvilDan 3-03-03

...and I've been hiding from the cops for months by dressing up as a woman and moving from town to town. Months, huh? That's very impressive. So, have you ever had fugitive sex? You realize that I'm a man on the run too, right? So we're two guys trying to have sex with each other? I could have stayed in prision and saved some time. This is easier on the anus.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Since its like , ages since i bothered , heres a half hearted strip done at 1 in the morning while i was half asleep.

If it wins , ill skin you alive and flambe your testicles Bargaintuan for making me think up an idea for the next contest.

CC ... ah who gives a shit by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-03-03

So , a comic contest based on disguises huh? Wonder where we can come up with a gag for that? Well , i could say "Wirthling Sucks" , and then attempt to pull off that Ridiculous beard of yours. Hey what the .... ugh .... argh ..... GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU PSYCHO! Good one Wirthling. Keep it up ,we can be rules compliant and seem like a funny story. Might i remind you that im Gabe , and YOURE Wirthling? Well that sucks.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This is from another comp. It's the last part of a series, but I thought it stood on its own ok.

CC 168: Visitors Finale by Trippingbillee 2-06-03

My leader. We have returned. And we have learned much of the Hu-mons. Excellent. They have no idea we've secretly put replacement troops on stripcreator. In due time, we shall release them upon the world. Sucky Suck....*BRRRRR*!*WIZZANG*!*POP* RAAR! Costume itched Tobor! Tobor have sensitive skin! Me love you long time.

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Sex Piano.

Elvis Impersonation Contest by Geniu$ 3-04-03

Dude, your costume is never going to win. He died on the toilet, I'm the only one who came with a bleeding anus.

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Bad Casting is the Mother of Digitization by Namgubed 3-04-03

Jurassic Park scene #37. Quiet on the set. Places - and ... action! ROOAAR!! GAAAHH! Um ... Roooooooaaaar! Uh ... Noooooooooo! CUT!! Is there a problem, Mr. Brando? Sorry, but lawyers always leave a bad taste in my mouth. And this costume is too tight, for Pete's sake! I canNOT work like this.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

about as lame as it gets by Spankling 3-04-03

My anus isn't bleeding. ___ ! ___ Why the fuck did you even bring that up? Because I can see through your flimsy disguise, TOBOR! I've no raw meat for you! Curses!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As for the C$c173:Dis the person by ArtemisStrong 3-05-03

As for that my clothes entirely it is the Spankling in pulling? To be good, that leh that. You let escape exclude with the fact of basic detail to. What? As for your anus } crap of anh C { not bleeding. No I? As for consolation as for the disposition where the external house enters, me there being extensive immediately it is good, it is possibility of our repairs!

I'm never gonna win one of these.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's all, folks. PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!!!

First, the minor awards.

Most Obvious Award: Zegota, "I got the obvious one first!"

Best Minimalist Comic Award: umfumdisi, "CC 173: One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"

Best Use of the Asians Award: umfumdisi, "CC 173: Anal Anagram"

Best Styx Reference Award: UnknownEric, "CC173: Domo Arigato, Babe."

Best Alien Infiltration Comic Award: TheGovernor, "CC173: First Contact"

Best Use of CAPS LOCK Award: crabby, "tHE WHORE iDENTITY"

Best Confronted Imposter Award: kingofthehill, "CC173: Reverse Breasticles"

Best SNL Reference Award: barcodeking, "Blix's Boys in 'Brilliant Disguise'"

Best Comic by Someone Who Is Inelligible for an Award Award: Bargaintuan, "Tricky Blix"

Best Use of Babelfish(??) Award: AtremisStrong, "As for the C$c173:Dis the person"

And the winner is...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Building dramatic tension here...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

UnknownEric, for "CC173: Domo Arigato, Babe."

Three cheers for all the winners! Give yourselves a pat on the back and let the anus bleeding recommence.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Three cheers for Crabby, nice to see a first-generation regular get an honourable mention.

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Dad was flammable

yay! my first award!

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Three cheers for Crabby, nice to see a first-generation regular get an honourable mention.

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Wow, holy crap. Wasn't expecting to win this one. I'm honored. New contest up very, very soon.

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Neither was I.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Wow, two HMs. That almost feels like a win. How about a hoorah for a newb?

I missed Unknown's comic somehow, and it is very funneh because of the way it echoes the song. Nice job.

I also liked kaufman's That Beer Commercial. It's sort of silly, but the cat at the end saying "Let's sniff each other's butts" really cracked me up. That cat just looks like it was meant to say those words.

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Three cheers for Crabby, nice to see a first-generation regular get an honourable mention.

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Crabby is so not first generation.

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Three cheers for Crabby, nice to see a first-generation regular get an honourable mention.

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Crabby is so not first generation.

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I'd say everyone who signed up before the 7th of March 2001 is first generation.

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I'm second or third plus wave myself. I was still a bit damp behind the ears when Crabby joined. He was fun to raz.

Reminds me of an old joke...

Old Joke #213907623 by Spankling 3-06-03

One day in the park Kid, when I was yer age I could ride a bike twice that fast! An' it didn't have no high-tech frame an gears neither! Yes sir. Thank you for your valued input. Are you being mouthy? How old are you anyway? I'm 8. Heh! When I was your age I was 10! Yes sir. And were you a smelly stupid asshole back then too, sir?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet