RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!! FRESH MEAT!!!

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RAAARRR!!!

I will be new here until the end of time.

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Sex Piano.

Quiet, newbie.

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Dad was flammable

I like peanut butter!

Sorry for speaking out of place, o venerable veteran.

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Sex Piano.

*Eats popcorn*

Good work.

Someones gotta eat the virtual popcorn.

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Would you like some virtual butter?

*whispering loudly*

I think he wants anal sex!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

where am i?

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No.

HELL!

Be careful sir, the surfaces here are extremely hot...

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Stay Safe!

this topic is longer then I thought it would be....

What? Oh, I get it!

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Sex Piano.

lloll

Ok, now I'm confused again. And why did Nate leave?

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Sex Piano.

Because you ask too many questions!

Dad?

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Sex Piano.

What?

Because you touch yourself at night

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

That was funny, George Carlin.

This revolution is dead.
I'm going to bed.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

quote:

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This revolution is dead.
I'm going to bed.

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What's with the haikus?
Why should anybody care?
They're just dumb poems.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Supposedly it makes more sense with the natural "flow" and "beat" of the japanese language. I've heard some really famous haikus spoken in Japanese, and they sound really nice. No clue what they meant though.

How can you see? I do it under the blankets! And there are TWO blankets!

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Sex Piano.