CC 186: Catching a Few X's by kaufman 5-12-03

Hey bitch, give me all your money! Oh crap. I hate getting mugged. Zzzzzzzzzzzz... That was amazing. You closed your eyes ... and he closed his eyes and went to sleep. I must take you to my school.

So They Reunited: Poetic License! by kaufman 5-12-03

This here is Emotion. Her facial expressions propagate to other people. Hi there. I'm Wolverine. You may have seen me in "Edward Scissorhands." My name is Magneto. I attract metal. I'm Mystique. I'm a shape-shifter. And my name's Cyclops. I need some new shades.

Now They Need a Place to Hide Away by kaufman 5-12-03

several hours later ... Here you go, boss, Jane's Book of X-Men, updated last week. Excellent. Now I can go about swapping their powers. Wolverine will be able to use Cerebero from a wheelchair. Storm will attract metal objects... Rogue will have remote-control eyelids, and so forth. Heh, heh. When this takes effect at sunrise, you know what we'll have? Scrambled X? No, moron, we'll have the opportunity to blow up the mutant school, and NO ONE will be able to stop us.

X Spots the Marks by kaufman 5-12-03

Help! Help! Someone's invading the school! I'd love to help out, but I can't walk, and I'm feeling destructible. *CLICK* ... THIS IS CNN. ... *CLICK* ... Hasenpfeffer Incorporated! ... *CLICK* ... The 3-1 pitch to Sosa ... Rogue, everyone's helpless with swapped mutant powers. Is there anything you can do? How about you, Cyclops, can you help? Uh, I guess not.

Emotional Rescue by kaufman 5-12-03

Everybody's helpless. Now I can push this button and blow the whole school to smitheree... Hey there, cutie. I'm so happy! I feel so gruntled. I'm just going to step outside and pick some flowers. You go do that. Run along, now. I don't get it. Why weren't my mutant powers affected? That's simple. He didn't know you were an X-Man. You weren't in his copy of Jane's so he couldn't go and switch you. You might say you were our X-factor!

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CC186: Trouble in SimCity by maddog00 5-13-03

One day... Halt there, earthling! Prepare to be destroyed along with your planet! Oh no! What can we do?! I know what needs to be done! We need to call on the only team that can save us! I'd better get the others!

CC186: The team that can save the day by maddog00 5-13-03

Introducing the XXX-Men I am the leader of the group, Pornfreak I am Bondage-boy I'm Sadista I'm Masochisto I'm Kidtoucher That you are.

CC186: XXX-men in action by maddog00 5-13-03

Stop right there! Gah! Its the XXX-men! Quick! We must use our neuter rays to stop them! Not if I have anything to say about it. Prepare to be sadized! I've got to escape to get reinforcements! Say, you look like a young one. Let me show you the touch of God.

CC186: Better late than never. by maddog00 5-13-03

Back at the XXX lair Good job guys...although, not all of you were in action. Hm? Sorry, I was sort of occupied. Wow, it feels better when I nail this deeper. Sorry, sexy. I was busy getting reinforcements. Guess you didn't need them. I'm Hentai-tentacle. I'm Crackwhore. Shut up, bitch, 'fore I smack you. Only open your mouth when your suckin' dick, slut. I'm Pimpmaster Flex and don't you forget it!

X-Men: Secret Origins (1) by mmyers 5-13-03

At a young age, people began to realize that Francis Finch wasn't like other boys. Francis Finch, you're not like other...mmm, I smell my grandma's blueberry muffins. Bounced from school to school because of the strange things that happened when he was around, he was labeled 'troubled.' I label you troub...hey, it smells like my exgirlfriend in here. Years later he met Charles Xavier who labeled him something different, for Xavier knew Francis' true mutant potential. I label you 'Nostalgic Smell Lad"...hmm, the smell of my first car. It was a Buick Skylark. Good times.

X-Men: Unleashed! by mmyers 5-13-03

Here, I'll show you around the complex. This is the dining room, and this is the kitchen... Hey Professor, I don't mean to be personal but I thought you were in a wheelchair. I control peoples minds, Francis, I can make you see anything I want. Oh, here comes Wolverine. Hey Wolverine. I'm Nostalgic Smell Lad. I'm the newest X-Man. We just got a message over the radio. There's trouble down town...*sniff,sniff* Has someone been smoking my cigars?

X-Men: Assemble! by mmyers 5-13-03

Terror strikes downtown as a new super villian is reeking havoc! Police are baffled as to how to stop this threat. He has been identified only as Reminscent Friend from School Man! Police are afraid to get too close to him for fear that he may force them to relive their past. AHHHHH! Hey dude, remember all those cool times from highschool? We sure kicked ass. Remember getting drunk behind Food World? Sweet!

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X-Men: Attack! by mmyers 5-13-03

Dude, cut it out. You're destroying the city by forcing people to remember highschool. No can do, guy. Highschool was the best 7 years of my life. I've got to keep the memories alive. Then you're forcing me to use my powers. Perhaps the smell of the sleeping mat from preschool will lull you to sleep. Dude, that totally reminds me of the time we snuck into Hooters and ate chicken wings when we were 12. Ahhh, his powers of Reminscing are too powerful. All I can smell are Hooters wings now. Yeah man, that one chick was totally hot. I'd totally do her now.

X-Men: And one of them shall surely DIE! by mmyers 5-13-03

Hours later... Ughhhh...the smell of fresh ... cut grass... That time you ... puked while we were ... on the field trip to ... New Orleans... Burgers...cooked...on a...grill... The time ... your girlfriend ... broke up with you right ... before prom... AHHHHH! This reminds me of the time we destroyed each other! AHHH!

X-Men: Nuff said. by mmyers 5-13-03

X-Men, Nostalgic Smell Lad gave his life for all of us and for that we owe him a debt of thanks. If you're so sad, why are you smiling? I control people's minds. I can make you see whatever I want. Oh. Aye and begora, I almost smell the old blokes after shave along with several other smells that make me nostalgic. Tis sad he's gone. Well you know, Banshee, it's Marvel comics so no one stays dead forever.

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I thought a week was a good length...since, you know, not everyone can sit on the computer all day.

By the way, I think you proved my third rule, because while clever, your comic sucked. To make the entry GOOD it would most likely have to be a series.

P.S.- go to hell.

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X-men are edible!in order

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MDMM&ID=143596][/url](Part 1)
[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MDMM&ID=143599][/url](Part 2)

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MDMM&ID=143600][/url](Part 3)

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MDMM&ID=143601][/url](Fin)

I thall zap your balls too!

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How to post comics:

For an example, hit "quote" to this post, or any post with a comic in it, like this one:

Steve Irwin's Kid by not_Scyess 3-20-03

Class, who can tell me what 7 + 3 =? Steve Jr.? ROIT! WEWL THE SEVEN AND THE THOREE, ROIT, THEY'RE NATIVES TO MATHEMATICS! AND WHEN THEY MEET, THEY WONNA ADD UP, ROIT? THESE TWO SPECIMINS ARE BEAUTS! LOOK AT THE CURVES ON THAT THOREE! *sigh* If you don't know the answer, please just sit down, Steve Jr. NOW IN MATIN' SEASON, THEY CAN GET TOGETHA AND PRODUCE A SINGLE OFFSPRING. THESE ARE CUTE LI'L BUGGAS KNOWN AS... NOIN!

The number of the comic is either in the comic URL or sneakily in black-colored text after the title of your comic.

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#132832. Wheeeee!

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Don't waste your time, Scy. Once he finally figures out how to post comics he'll just put shit like this up.

Feisti Asians by MDMM 5-13-03

slut bitch cock! fuck hole! Look at those feisti asians! you're going to hell;ya know that right?

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*dragging* (GRUNT) this (UNGH!) thread ...
back (URRRK) to topic: (PHEW)

"Feisti" would be a good name for an X-Man.

Or maybe not.

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It ends the only way it could, enjoy.

X-Ception #1 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Hi, I’m professor Xavier, so you want to join the x-men, what’s your mutant name? Bugs Why are you called Bugs? Ahh gotcha!

X-Ception #2 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Ok, so you can morph into a rabbit, can you not shoot lasers from your eyes or something?  No  No talent at making fire, or controlling the weather, something like that? No, sorry Well what can you do? Well I can eat vegetables and dig holes and generally look cute to young girls

X-Ception #3 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Well we try and help every mutant who comes to the academy, Im sure we'll find a use for you. Later.. Hello Bugs, Im Bitch, Xavier said you'd be the perfect partner for me. I have mutant PMS, which is why I HATE MEN SO MUCH, I WOULD KILL XAVIER NOW IF I HE WAS HERE, BIG USELESS PILE OF TESTOSTERONE... ...Aww, what a cute bunny, now where did I put my chocolate *Sigh* well its better than the petting zoo.

X-Ception #4 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Bugs meet the rest of our X-Team; Frosty, Pimp, Geek and Mike  hi   hi  word  hi  hello

X-Ception #5 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Bitch, assemble your Squad, Ive got a mission for you What!, Has Magneto escaped and is up to his usual tricks? No not quite. Well has some anti-mutant insane military commander, bent on destroying all mutants, reared his ugly head No, I just need someone to go out and get pizza I HATE YOU

X-Ception #6 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Please Bitch, The big game is on in half an hour, and Domino's are reluctant to deliever anymore, not after that incident with Wolverine and the lack of pepperami on his meat feast. Fine Professor Xavier, I guess you'll be wanting anchovies on yours? Yes, but remember, if you say you're a mutant you get ten percent off your order Well if thats it, I'll get going Make it so *Sigh*

X-Ception #7 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Damn, look at the queue Bugs, we'll never get back in time for kick off, unless....

X-Ception #8 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Five Meat Feasts, one Sea Special extra anchovies, a Ham and Pineapple, two garlic breads, and a bottle of coke please. Aww, what a cute bunny Can I pet it next Isn't he sweet

X-Ception #9 by TheGovernor 5-14-03

Excellent work Bitch, I must say you seem a lot calmer now that Bugs is around Yeah, he has had a good effect on my mutant PMS. Where is young Bugs anyway? Im not sure, I haven't seen him since we were at the takeaway... Good catch chef! So is this rabbit going on the four seasons pizza or the meat feast?

Feisti Asians by MDMM 5-13-03

slut bitch cock! fuck hole! Look at those feisti asians! you're going to hell;ya know that right?

DID I DO IT? I'M SMART!

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to quote national lampoon, go buy a bullet and rent a gun, m

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yes...due to the fact that I couldn't get on to the stripcreator server today, I couldn't judge the contest. I will get to it tomorrow. I promise.

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HURRY UP, BITCH!

Well...that was disappointing. However, in the end there must be one. Here are the ones worth mentioning:

Kaufman- hilarious, I giggled all the way through.
Boinky- Who'd have thought something genuinely funny would have come from you.
Fuzzyman- Gold, as we have come to expect in the competitions.
scyess- it was ok.
TheGovernor- It was amusing, but you had some tough competition.

I then narrow this down to three:
Kaufman
Boinky
Fuzzyman

In this it was hard to make a choice, but only one can win, so it has to be...

Drum roll

FUZZYMAN

congrats fuzzy.

By the way, what turned me off of most of yours was the use of "man" or "lad" or "girl" at the end of your x-man's name. They arent necessarily "super heroes" first of all, and second of all, I dont think there is a single x-man with "man" or something like that at the end of their name. With that said, there were some good attempts.

Fuzzy has until tuesday to put up a new contest. If he should fail, whoever calls it first between boinky and kaufman will have the title of winner.

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DIBS!!!!!!!!!!!

And what about ice man?

What a shit head.

New contest up soon.

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