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....from whence emanates an odor capable of dislodging a Diptera larva from even the rankest wagon of feces.

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Return to that festering cesspit, where indoor plumbing is as foreign a concept as self ablution? Return to the land where family trees form no forks nor branches? Return to a place where "Southern Hospitality" involves a toothless, unwashed rube attempting to recreate its most lascivious TOBOR fantasy on the nearest happless passerby?

"Fuck You."

I believe I could grow accustomed to that statement. It's short and to the point, much as I suspect Crabby's phallus to be.

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Get it right!

My friend is visiting and look what he brought with him...

I'm glad I don't live in Japan. They don't get to see Halle Berry's breasts when they go see movies.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Whats a phallus?????

Why I rightly reckon he was sayin' that ya have a puny peepee.

Oh god... I'm beginning to nauseate myself with how easily I just typed that....

Yes, we love simpering Commie fuckbaskets atound here!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Looks like somebody never got to play with My Little Phallus when he was a wee lad.

Of course, if Dr. Pedantic is right, he's still a wee lad.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Looks like somebody never got to play with My Little Phallus when he was a wee lad.

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Come on, I was trying to set someone up for that joke. Otherwise I would have worded it differently.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I think that the NIGHT GLIDER phallus has to be destroyed before it destroys Germany which will soon be followed by the rest of the world.