The alfalfa and the ortega.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Following BearButtian logic, this is my comiq, and I can post it since I've never whens anything at SC. Also, my entree seems to meet the rules added by BearButt:

"1:Can't crossover with your other username (EXAMPLE:Scyess & Not_Scyess)"

I am NOT Not_umfumdisi, so I elect to choose myself as my partner and crossdress for good measure! And...

"2:Your partner may not choose another partner.

3:Your partner must also conticipate in so if you choose Boinky33 and he agrees he must do a crossover with you."

I had to conticipate hard over these two rules, but since myself is my partner and I have already crossedover with and without Boinky33, then "Every winner must have the same rules eccept they can add any 3 rules they want."

One Fine Evening Online by umfumdisi 6-02-03

The Cross Over Cup--looks interesting. Noob-Ahoy! This poster is going to get shellacked! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA--cough--AAAAAAARRR!!! Shit, I'm in prime cornholing position, WTD? You will than cross your comics with theirs but the winner whens by funny and to make the contest different! RAAAR?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Another untitled strip by CrunchyCheese 6-02-03

Listen to this rule: "You will than cross your comics with theirs but the winner whens by funny and to make the contest different" Ah baloney, you're just making that up Seriously, look at the first post. Wow. Poor Noob. He's getting savaged. Yeah. I mean, we're noobs and still had sense enough not to post some ridiculous stuff like that Maybe he has a condition.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I don't think this site has enough constipated cross dressers to warrant a contest. At least, I hope not.

Or does this contest have to do with strippers who have "crossed over"? I don't think that would work, either. I don't think dead people even get constipated.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Now the creator steps in:
1st:I did this because i'm stupid

2nd:I think I made history of the worst entry of contest ever!

3rd:I been mocked in two comics!I feel so speacil!

4th:I'm gonna try to be the single lamest poster ever SC ever seen!
5th:I'm hungry. Where AndyDougan I'm gonna eat him?

5th:Insult me more it makes me more happy. Noone can make me sad or mad. Mock me in your comics,posts,and heads but i'll still be smirking.

G2G make some comics to mock myself. (PS thanks for mocking)

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Insult me in your comics,posts,and minds but forever this smirk thall never leave! :> :> :>

"thall": I think he has a lisp too.

Ok, I am done.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

He still hasn't solved the mystery of what the hell he was saying in that sentance.

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Poop.

quote:

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What's a tornament, daddy?

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We'll get Scooby and the Gang on to it pronto.

FOUL USURPER! YOU SHALL NOT CLAIM THE PLACE OF FIRST MORON OF THE SACRED COMIC COMPETITION!

i hold that title

now to make comics

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HALPUU!

I do believe this was a feeble attemp to get people to stop.. hmmm.. well.. lets see.. I don't think it worked so well. oh, and I do say, your English could use a bit of work.. I'd rather not get constipated if I'm going to write a comic, it's hard enough as is!

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