The Star Trek movies, in order:
Dude, Where's My Creator?
Dude, Where's My Genesis Device?
Dude, Where's My Spock?
Dude, Where's My Whale?
Dude, Where's My God?
Dude, Where's My Bird of Prey That Can Fire While Cloaked?
Dude, Where's My Nexus?
Dude, Where's My Timeline?
Dude, Where's My Plastic Surgeon?
Dude, Where's My Clone?
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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.