I kind of look like joshw but browner.....and no long hair.....and.....Oh screw it......

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I would be the disembodied voice of James Earl Jones.

"Boorite, you must find the Amulet of Entrisical Power to fufill your destiny. Do not be weak, or C'Thulu might eat you."

That, or Frank Oz working me like Yoda.

My hot summer catchphrase would probably be something along the lines of : "Take misogyny to the EXTREME MAX, brutha!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Charles Bronson

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

:(

Gary Oldman

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Matt Damon or Brad Pitt.

What, a man can dream, can't he?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm with Busey.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bruce Willis or Malcolm Jamal-Warner

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