Of course it's boiled. Who ever heard of broiling a lobster boy. And to answer some of the other nitwit questions I've been e-mailed before you all start asking them again...

Sect. 2 - Pg. 9 - P. 3:
Yes, the kilt is mandatory, but you only need to wear it for the duration of the skit.

Sect. 2 - Pg. 15 P. - 2:
We will be abiding by standard Scrabble tournament rules.

Sect. 3 - Pg. 2 - P. 4:
There's no need to bring your own boomerang. DexX has thoughtfully agreed to provide us with enough for everyone. (And he's bringing enough kangaroo jerky to share!)

Sect. 3 - Pg. 23 - P. 9:
You'll need to be at least 56" high or you won't be able to participate.

Sect. 5 - Pg. 4 - P. 3:
No one has ride the camel if they don't want to.

Sect. 8 - Pg. 35 - P. 2:
Everyone will get a chance to shoot it at least once, and we'll be going through the list alphabetically.

Sect. 9 - Pg. 5 - P. 7:
Yes, she really can do that, and will be demonstrating at both 10am and 4pm. Not recommended for those of you will heart conditions or a weak stomach.

Sect. 11 - Pg. 18 - P. 4:
We'll probably burn what's left.

Sect. 12 - Pg. 21 - P. 11:
I'd wear jeans and a long sleeve shirt for this one. We'll have protective eyewear and hard-hats available as well.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am astonished by the similarity between your cooking instructions and that for preparing Ewok:

http://triggur.org/ewok/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Perhaps we're not being fair to the enemy. I suggest we see how well he does on this IQ test.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Who? What? Huh? Yoinks.

According to that test I have an IQ of 160. And my dog has an IQ of 230.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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Of course it's boiled. Who ever heard of broiling a lobster boy. And to answer some of the other nitwit questions I've been e-mailed before you all start asking them again...

Sect. 2 - Pg. 9 - P. 3:
Yes, the kilt is mandatory, but you only need to wear it for the duration of the skit.

Sect. 2 - Pg. 15 P. - 2:
We will be abiding by standard Scrabble tournament rules.

Sect. 3 - Pg. 2 - P. 4:
There's no need to bring your own boomerang. DexX has thoughtfully agreed to provide us with enough for everyone. (And he's bringing enough kangaroo jerky to share!)

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(Well, someone's gotta play the role of the twit, and since crabby's not here yet...)

I realize what you're doing here -- you can't fool me!

Why didn't I see it before -- he's taking his crazy CC rulemaking skillz --

-- TO THE EXTREME!

Be warned, Gabe, you'll never get away with --

OOOOOH!

Haights chases the bouncy shiny thing.

Get back here, you...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"