The A.R.B Collection- #120: Freakshow Service by Beeko180 10-07-08

(far-left) The guy who speaks his own mind in a bin, (middle-left) The guy who wears clothes that show his personality. (middle-right) The woman who had surgery to look like a cat, (far-right) The guy who looks like a cross between a mutated troll and al gore with mutated hair. From left- Canibal Jones who runs the freakshow service store, The guy who is looking for a freak to show his mate how ugly his wife is without showing him the real deal.

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The A.R.B Collection- #121 by Beeko180 10-07-08

Fetch! Pick it up you mongrel dog!

The A.R.B Collection- #122 by Beeko180 10-07-08

Fatty fat fat fatty fat fat fatisity fatty fat fat fat fatter than fatterest of the fattty fat fat fat fattest man in the world! hideously fat ogre who has flabs the size of the fat of the fattest man in the world of fattest people! your fat.

 

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The A.R.B Collection- #123: Sled Race by Beeko180 10-08-08

And they're off! Blue appears to be racing in a state of the art sled with modernised technology. TREE!!!!!!!! Hold on! I'll do some calculations to see if we can get into hyperspace and make a short flight over it! Blue's Blibble-Jibbles say "Goodbye cruel world!" [sheilds face with arms] Hold on, it won't take that long.

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Here is episode 24 of The A.R.B Collection. The server isn't busy at school so I could post this comic at school. Here it is.

The A.R.B Collection- #124 by Beeko180 10-08-08

One fine day at work when Tooms is on his lunch break....... So I was wondering if you would come. If you do I'll give you my spare tie. Will you? Really?! You've got a deal! You're not coming are you? No. No, I'm not.

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Thanks. It's good to know if I'm going in the right direction from time to time.

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Here are a few more comics. I made the first two for a comic competition. The last is a new installment of The classroom (although unlike numbers 1 & 2, the 3rd is not based on a real event).

The A.R.B Collection- #125 by Beeko180 10-10-08

Hey, change the channel to FOX8 so we can watch "Rudest News Reporters". We're entering a comic competition. Shut up! Are you serious?! Here is a piece from a news report in 1968 which after the broadcast a man was fired. Now, back to you Tom. But before we show our next story, what do you think about our previous story? Your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear" What does that have to do anything?! Well you see it's everything. If your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear", that will mean that your wrong "talent" is bigger than your right "talent".

The A.R.B Collection #126: It's Translated! by Beeko180 10-10-08

The traditional "Village of the drunk" greeting is DAWOO........... dooga doogy DAWOOO Dab dab dabb-dabba dabby dab da-da-da-duh da-dadadadum. DAWOOO..... dabby daddoodles dabb dab da da dah duuuuuuuh????? Translation........ Oh, hi, how are you da-la valvay? Well, you know me. Trying to avoid couples tension between me and my wife due to her latest set of transplants. Do You know what I mean? Discussion, continuing in translation..........  y-  I don't care.

The Classroom- III by Beeko180 10-10-08

Now class, I want you to hop onto a computer and insert this disc into the CD Drive. Then I want you to open it up and do the test stored onto the disc. Yes Mr. PuttyPits. Which is the odd one out.................... [_] <-- This is a jar. {} <-- This is a vase. {_} <-- This is a pot. }{ <-- this is an H I like to eat chicken and pie and pizza and dog food and cat pee and sloppy puppy doodoos and the flabs from sleeping men and rat-rabies and.......... .................................... Sir, this is hard! I hate you, I hate your guts! I'm gonna tell my dad that you kicked and punched me, called me mean names, and then stripped me down to bearness tied me to pole in the desert with... .......dead children

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Here are two new episodes of the A.R.B Collection.

The A.R.B Collection- #127 by Beeko180 10-10-08

So how was your day? Oh No! aaand what did you think about the coffee sir?

 

The A.R.B Collection- #128 by Beeko180 10-10-08

I like this place. It's nice and quiet and away from all the noise. This place is meant to make you feel like you've taken Acid or some other illegal substance. This background means I'm fired. Help! I'm being cannoned into heaven.

 

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Here are two more episodes of The A.R.B collection.

The A.R.B Collection- #129 by Beeko180 10-10-08

Have you seen my lost kitty? Hrrrmmmmmmm, Why yes I have! He's in my bedroom, come inside and We'll get him! Alrighty! To find your kitty we're gonna have to turn off the lights so its eyes are visible! Anything for toddles! What are you doing?! I'm not a virgin anymore!

The A.R.B Collection- #130: Season Finale` by Beeko180 10-10-08

This flag is America's national pride! And I don't care about it. Don't worry folks, there's still a chance he's alive............ Holy hell! I'm gonna die! ..........Or Not.

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I'm back to making new comic series and random comics. I have many comics still lined up from a list I write my ideas in.This one I made yesterday and instead of saving it straight away I thought I'd finish series 6 of the A.R.B Collection. I have firefox so I save the tabs so that I can open it the next day exactly how I want it. Anyway, here it is.

The Piano Man Parody (Version 1) by Beeko180 10-10-08

♫ Do you ever wonder why we sit at a bar and wait for bread to be dunked in our jar??? ♫ No. ♫ Or say man what are you gettin' this year??? ♫ Only on christmas. But, Go on? No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 Well, For women it's breast cancer, for men........ Let's just leave it at that.

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A simple step to getting a laugh by Beeko180 10-10-08

One thing you should try doing is telling them a story. The other day I wet my bed. Uh-huh. Leave a gap or tell them a punchline with no humour. I got out and went to change the sheets. Uh-huh. Make them laugh by using your experience or imagination. If you've been reading the example you'll notice that the guy on the right isn't listening properly. I smelt it and it smelt like a big whoppa from when I had given my cat lemon juice. Uh-huh. I prefer to eat the big whoppa before drinking the lemon juice too you know.

Truely Insane by Beeko180 10-10-08

This Show is a Live Feed. Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly This show was brought to you by- Volvo............. Bloody Volvo Drivers wangnoodle cream!

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These brand new comics are part of my newest series 80 Toasts around the world: A Tribute to Jules Verne.

80 Toasts around the world: A Tribute To Jules Verne (1) by Beeko180 10-10-08

New Mexico. A fare-a well to-a Mario-a! Mexico- During The OCOC Welcome to Mexico! America- Who did that? It wasn't me.

80 Toasts around the world: A Tribute to Jules Verne (2) by Beeko180 10-10-08

Australia- Northern Territory I'm going to use this bin as a bath! All hail lord dingus! Africa- Amazon River. Grrrr......... Look! There's a dead fish! Antarctica- Snowy Desert I hate it when you get everything wrong!

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CC: 402- Making a sign for Arts and Crafts. by Beeko180 10-10-08

And then he was all like, I clean your house with my sweat, I clean your toilet with my pee and I wash your car with homemade soap and a dishrag......................... You said it was to be for Jules Verne not me! Where's the god damn Author's name! Blue doesn't like reading. It's either this, or you have to read a book called "How To Shut Up" By Eima Blabbermouth Ok.

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Here is a brand new comic series I call Visions of God. Have a read of the very first few episodes.

Visions of God ^1^ by Beeko180 10-10-08

I'm a penguin! I'm a Pengu Pengui Penji Penguin! I'm a Penguin that cannot fly! I'm a penguin that Cannot fly! I'm a pengui Pengu Penji Penny Little tiny cut baby Penguin! Shut Up Please. Unless you wanna get shot. I'll shut-up because I'm a Penguin! I'm a- PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn it you stupid flightless bird! Why won't you die!!!!!

Visions of God ^2^ by Beeko180 10-10-08

This is a comic based on what someone is seeing, to give you a feel of what it's like. This is a victim's vision, I'll be doing this over a few episodes... I still don't under stand Why we're here! Why are we in a back alley where no one could see or hear someone screaming if there was someone screaming? You'll find out. Slowly and painfully! Close your eyes! Close your eyes! Ewww! There's blood caught in my eyelashes!

Visions of God ^3^ by Beeko180 10-11-08

____________This is what a drunk man *mwa* sees when he's drunk_______________ *mwa*

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Visions of God ^4^ by Beeko180 10-11-08

This is what happens when a person can speak cat. We have a striking resemblence. What's your name little guy? Is your name Tom? It's Frank. But your collar tag says Tom. That's because I stole it from the ginger cat next door.

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Here's a brand new comic I have made for CC 402.

CC 402: Reading in a bookstore by Beeko180 10-11-08

Cowardly warmonger and the skinny chicken legs and arms that are his own By J.K.S Plowing Jr. Wow that's a long title for a story. Blood Wars Episode V: The Empire Stabs Jack By Iva Greedyplughorn. Hey Dad. When are we gonna get out of this godforsaken geek festival of a book store? Uncommited Relationships for Dummies By JD Dumdum. Cuz I'm- OH MY HOLY ICE CREAM!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?!!!!!

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Here is a brand new comic I have just made. I've made another but I'm finishing off some comics from my list so I haven't saved it yet.

What if "Giving Candy" meant "shooting" by Beeko180 10-11-08

What if Giving candy was shooting? Oh No! Please don't give me Candy! Relax! It's just a shooting gun! He Shot Me! He Shot Me! I'm gonna give you Candy! NO NO N-AAAAAAAAO!!!!!!

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Here is one that I particularly like. Let me know what you think.

Who Wouldn't! by Beeko180 10-11-08

Did you get me the beer cache with that 30 bucks I gave you? Yes.

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I haven't read any of your comics in about a week. The list keeps getting longer but I think I can catch up. That is the only goal I have left for this week.

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 Yeah, I think I'm getting faster. But today I've been a bit slow. Here are two episodes of a brand new series calle Channel 3 News at 5:30.

Channel 3 News at 5:30- Day 1 by Beeko180 10-11-08

Good Evening ladies and gents. I'm Tom, your local News Reporter giving you Fresh News from the studio! Our first story for today is about a local Fireman fireman has saved a house in the small town of New York. Uhh. Don't you mean big city of New York. God Damn you Frank why decide to trick me on Anchor Day. Anyway, In other news doctor Bob has found the cure for lung cancer! Bob? Well, Tom it's quite simple. You get a cigarette and shove it down their throat. That'll stop em' surely.

Channel 3 News at 5:30- Day 2 by Beeko180 10-11-08

That is all for this weeks A.C.A (a current affair) What do you think about my story Tom? I think the reason it sucked was because it was a story you told. Ok Mr. Smartypants why won't you try and start a rumour and see how far that rumour will go? Go on! The news reporter sitting next to me is gay. Somewhere in the heart of Queensland, Australia......... The News Reporter sitting next to me is gay. A.C.A is full of rumours but Tom obviously isn't part of that segment. So I can totally believe him! I better tell everyone in town about it.

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Here is Day 3 of Channel 3 News at 5:30.

Channel 3 News at 5:30- Day 3 by Beeko180 10-11-08

Boxing Day, 26th December 2000 Now that I've told the lottery numbers it's Back to you Tom. Thank you Diane. In other News.............. .........uhhhh............... ......................Here's the Weather! Thank you Tom. Today we have a light category 6 king tide heading over to one of these big green blobs. Perfect for Surfers and divers. I'm not going to tell you where it's hitting, because I won the lottery! Goodbye!