Hey, change the channel to FOX8 so we can watch "Rudest News Reporters". We're entering a comic competition.
Shut up! Are you serious?!
Here is a piece from a news report in 1968 which after the broadcast a man was fired.
Now, back to you Tom. But before we show our next story, what do you think about our previous story?
Your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear"
What does that have to do anything?!
Well you see it's everything. If your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear", that will mean that your wrong "talent" is bigger than your right "talent".