Stand-up Jesus /Number 4/ The first laugh! by Beeko180 10-12-08

Isn't it amazing how if you mention Jesus they all run away or kill themselves before the show. Well now the jokes on you! Cuz now I'm gonna do just that! Yay! Isn't it funny that the minute try-hard wannabe Jesus says He's gonna kill himself everyone comes! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!! [snort]

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Before I shut my computer down for the night. I'd like to post some comics and some linksto some great sets you should check out.

My Favourites

Cracking Up

It's a popular commercial gimic! by Beeko180 10-12-08

People will believe anything they see on TV.................................... Bam! And the dirt is gone! Bam! It didn't work!

Goodbye!

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Seeming that I still have some spare time I'll make a few more comics. 

Here is Episode 2, 3, 4 and 5 of It's a popular commercial gimic.

It's a popular Commercial Gimic! (2) by Beeko180 10-12-08

Bam! And the dirt is gone! I was too late.

 

It's a popular commercial gimic! (3) by Beeko180 10-12-08

Bam! And the dirt is gone! THUNK! I've got a headache now.

It's a popular commercial Gimic! (4) by Beeko180 10-12-08

Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

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Here is episode 5 of It's a popular commercial gimic.

It's a popular commercial Gimic! (5) by Beeko180 10-12-08

Waaaaa!!!! Waaaaaa!!!! THUNK! Bam! And the Dirt is Gone Wow! Talk about rough landings!

 

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Here is episode 6 of it's a poular commercial gimic.

It's a popular commercial gimic! (6) by Beeko180 10-13-08

The Bam!® Advertisisement office of Bam!® corps, decide to hire new employees for their adds. Is this the script?! Ah, screw this I'm not for show-biz! 3 minutes of silence later.......... I forgot my arm!

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Here is episode 7 of it's a poular commercial gimic.

It's a popular commercial gimic! (7) by Beeko180 10-13-08

Why do I have to team up with a man?! Because you're not gay. And lights, camera, Action! I'm not doing this with a man! Yes you are! The power of geeks will stop this!

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Here are episodes 8 and 9 of it's a popular commercial gimic.

It's a popular commercial gimic! (8) by Beeko180 10-13-08

So all I have to do is do something to you and say the catchphrase? That's right! And Action! Wait- Who turned out the lights! Bam! And the Dirt is gone! *FLICK* Where'd my clothes go?

It's a popular commercial gimic! (9) by Beeko180 10-13-08

The Bam!® Advertisement office of Bam!® corps, decide to hire a new employee for their latest add. But I hate arabs! ......they're plotting devils with bombs and guns......... and they like looking at bare-boned ALKIDA members........ *FLICK* THWAK FWUMP STUMP DUNK WHAK BAP BONK CHUKONG! ZAP BANG BOOM! THWAK BWAK FU-DOOONG!!!!!! Bam! And the dirt is gone! I think I have a wedgy.............

Next episode is the Season 1 Finale`. Then I'll move on to Season 2 of Crazy Old man talk.

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Here is the Season 1 Finale of It's a popular commercial gimic.

It's a popular commercial gimic! (10) - Volume 1 Finale` by Beeko180 10-13-08

So your saying all I need to do is say that catchphrase? Exactly. Ok. Let me just finish this level. The Next Day......... Look I'm really glad that your doing the job great and all but you gotta stop using our companys money on that Wii. That's good with mee LOL heh heh.... I quit.

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Here is the first episode of the 2nd season of Crazy Old Man Talk.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-13-08

Season 2 Begins Jessy go help your brother in the other room. Meow. Get out you stupid cat! Meow. He said to get out. Wait your a cat! All this time I thought you were my wife! No wonder I keep getting rashes in bed.

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Here is episode 12 of Crazy Old Man Talk.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-13-08

Day 1 Don't eat. Only I may eat. Day 2 Don't eat. Only I may eat. Day 3 Eat! Your nothing but skin and bones!

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I've decided to use some of the episodes up with a few episodes rolled into one. here is the first part of this mini-series made for a series.

Crazy Old Man Talk: The Neverending comic strip (1) by Beeko180 10-13-08

None of YOUR business Chicken Coop! It's Robin Hood! So how long do we have until the strip ends? Oh about 20 minutes.

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Here is episode 13 of Crazy old man talk.

Crazy Old Man Talk: The Neverending Comic Strip (2) by Beeko180 10-13-08

I walked into bill the other day. Really?! Yeah. Yeah, he said he was fired from his job as a bank teller for stealing the moneyu from the till. Oh.

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Here is Episode 14 of Crazy Old Man Talk.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-14-08

So are you aloud to come to the party? Hang on, I'll ask gramps. So can I go? Sure, but under a few circumstances. No beer, no picking up chicks, no getting laid. And if you do any of those things you'll have to scrub my toilet and give me a sponge bath. Ok. Cya paps! What?! It's called parenting! Maybe you should try it sometime! *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk*

Seeming that I'm quite enjoying the creating of this series I'm going to add 5 episodes on to the number of episodes per season. Which makes the Season length of this major series 15 episodes per season starting on the 3rd Season of the series.

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Here is episode 15 of Crazy Old Man Talk.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-14-08

tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet Is this the party? Not what you expected? HEY DJ! LES' CRANK IT UP! dee-jay AND geek! Impressive! Alright! Let me just finish this arcade game ok!

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Here are episodes 16 and 17 of Crazy Old Man Talk. In my next post I'll show a few comics that have nothing to do with the latest active series.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-14-08

Hey sweet thang! Wanna have a couple of beers? My place or yours? Yours. Come on. I'll take you there.

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 10-14-08

Spo this is it huh? Yeah. Not home sweet home but at least it ain't as bad as Frank from down the road. Yeah his place stinks. I'll just go get ready. Is that a weed symbol on a plastic bag laying on that desk over there?

 

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Here are the two comics I said I'd have in this post. Two comics coming up!

Jack Sparrow and the Philosophers Stone: Dating Service by Beeko180 10-14-08

Crack that whip! Give the past the slip! Before the Cream sits out too long! You must whip it! Step on a crack! Break your Mama's back! When a problem comes along!You must whip it! When something's going wrong! You must whip it! Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good! My Name is Jack Sparrow, I'm 42 and I live on a ship. My pay depends on how many desert-islands I get marooned on.

The Classroom IV: A Science Lesson made funny by Beeko180 10-14-08

Now. Yes Mr? What can you tell me about friction? Uhhhhh. Old people can't run fast because air gets in their wrinkles and causes friction.

 

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Here is a brand new comic.

Plotting a plot by Beeko180 10-14-08

Rise My Evil minions! Rise! We shall kill the motherload! Did he just say our mum is coming?!

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Every time I have come to this site (at least once a day) this thread has new comics in it and is bumped.  Pretty amazing actaully, congrats on making me amazed.

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horray for life. boo.

thanks.

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Here are four more new comics.

The Conquerors of World Territories (1): The earliest years by Beeko180 10-15-08

We have conquered the baby's Nursery!

The Conquerors of World Territories (2): First house by Beeko180 10-15-08

I can see the light! What happened to the love? Hug? Kiss? We have conquered our parents house!

Mr. Carnivore the lawyer (1) by Beeko180 10-15-08

Don't worry. I'm your lawyer, and I will swear through my past bloody and gory rampages that I Mr. Carnivore will defend you no matter what it takes. Even if It takes murder. I swear on my dead vict- Ok. Can we just skip this and go to the trial already. Now. Who framed roger rabbit? That guy! He's the one! It was him!

 

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Sentence to ??-where-?? by Beeko180 10-15-08

Blue. Yes your honor. I here by sentence you to life in kindergarten That was a joke, right? No.

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You've got a point there.

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I like fingerpainting too. Here's a comic that I made Sometime before period 2 (there's like 4 periods: 2 in the morning, then lunch, 1 period, then second lunch, and 1 in the afternoon before home time) Anyway here's the comic.

Mr. Carnivore the lawyer (2) by Beeko180 10-15-08

Don't worry, I am your lawyer. My name is Mr. Carnivore and I am here to tell the judge that I will make sure you don't go to jail. I swear on my past bloody and gory rampages that I, Mr. Carnivore... At the trial Now, who is responsable. It was him! He's the culprate! Arrest him! He did it! Not me! Him! That guy! Lousy laws. Aren't they supposed to protect us? I hereby sentence you to life without parol for buying an apple at the supermarket.