Don't worry, I am your lawyer. My name is Mr. Carnivore and I am here to tell the judge that I will make sure you don't go to jail. I swear on my past bloody and gory rampages that I, Mr. Carnivore...
At the trial
Now, who is responsable.
It was him! He's the culprate! Arrest him! He did it! Not me! Him! That guy!
Lousy laws. Aren't they supposed to protect us?
I hereby sentence you to life without parol for buying an apple at the supermarket.
