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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Did Anyone Else Have This Reaction? by Spankling
1-21-07
"Corpse Bride"
Sex?
I thought you would never ask! Anything special?
If you'll sit in an ice bath for ten minutes first I promise I'll do that thing with my tongue up your butt for as long as you like.
Oh well, it's better than when he wants me to go "Vroom Vroom" after watching Cars.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1-21-07 9:39am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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attitudechicka

May I imitate a rooster while we're at it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1-21-07 9:41am (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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1-24-07 12:46pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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1-24-07 1:35pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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2-07-07 2:30pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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2-13-07 10:43pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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2-15-07 10:21am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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2-15-07 2:35pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC278: Jesus Tells All by UnknownEric
3-11-05
Jesus, is it true that you died on the cross for our sins?
Well, yes and no.
Yes and no?
I mean, "your sins" was the PR-approved reason, but really...
Do you have any idea how much pussy you get after you come back from the DEAD?

I found this one in my "archives." I guess I can be funny when I put my mind to it.

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I has a flavor!

2-21-07 4:40pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Stupid Things People Have Told Me by ivytheplant
2-21-07
Jesus is the answer!
  !  
I want my stapler back, you thief.
Someone squealed.

2-22-07 6:49pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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2-23-07 2:53pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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The War on Terror has won by boorite
9-17-05
Sir, because you're running to your plane last-minute style, we must detain you for bonus security purposes.
You guys never stop thinkin', do you?
Sir, it appears that trained apes have packed your belongings.
They weren't trained.
Sir, do you have any weapons in your pants?
Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.

2-24-07 10:09pm (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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Chemo' Money by smamurai
2-26-07
It's a bald kid in a wheelchair begging for cash
He says he needs the money to buy drugs
MOW MY LAWN, BITCH!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

2-26-07 5:29pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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True Story by ivytheplant
1-04-07
At my brother's confirmation
Will you fight evil in all its forms?
Hell yeah!
What my brother was thinking:
Stop in the name of justice evildoer! For you face: CAPTAIN AWESOME!!
Drats! Foiled again!
Boy was he disappointed...
...and that's how we use the power of Jesus to fight the minions of Satan.
This is the lamest religion ever.

3-01-07 3:39pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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3-04-07 1:30pm (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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3-05-07 5:24am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-05-07 11:03am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

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3-07-07 1:55am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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In too deep by lukket
3-03-07
Alright, let's get on with it.
Nngg. Ng. Ng.
Oooh yes. Deeper.
Later
What's a beautiful bar like you doing inside a woman like this?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

3-07-07 1:39pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Lather, Rise, Repeat by ivytheplant
3-07-07
Monday...................................Tuesday
Hey look! My comic finally made it on page one of toprated!
Oh, it got downvoted to page ten of toprated.
Wednesday............................Thursday
Hey look! My comic finally made it on page one of toprated!
Oh, it got downvoted to page ten of toprated.
Friday.....................................Saturday
Hey look! My comic finally made it on page one of toprated!
Oh, it got downvoted to page ten of toprated.

3-07-07 6:12pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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The irony is not lost on me.

Lather, Rise, Repeat Again by ivytheplant
3-08-07
Monday...................................Tuesday
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.
Wednesday............................Thursday
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.
Friday.....................................Saturday
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.
This comic has a better rating than mine. I'd better downvote it so mine will look better.

3-08-07 12:33pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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3-15-07 2:25am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Random Moments in the Life of J by Jeroyall
1-28-07
Jesus she's hot. I should say something witty to get her attention.
Here he goes, about to say something really stupid again.
Why haven't I had sex with you yet?
Cause I keep saying no.
Well, try saying yes next time.
... Um, ok then. I guess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-15-07 3:34am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Wisdom Abounds by gabe_billings
4-11-01
Fish and guests stink after three days.
But a pile of poop starts to reek right away.
Was that a proverb?
No, just a warning for you before you head into your bathroom.

Conundrum by gabe_billings
9-30-01
You've got a bag of corn, a chicken and a dog to get across a river. You have one boat and can only take one thing at a time.
If left alone, the chicken will eat the corn and the dog will eat the chicken. How do you get them all across safely?
Can I stick the chicken up my ass?
No.
Then I'm fresh out of ideas.

Hospitality by gabe_billings
2-24-02
How's the house working out for you, Gabe?
Wirthling baby! You got one hell of a pad here. Except for the little thing with the bathroom.
What little thing with the bathroom?
It looks like your monkey got loose and smeared shit all over the walls.
We don't have a monkey.
Oh. Maybe that was me then.

Wirthling Is a Colossal Geek by gabe_billings
3-07-02
I don't remember exactly why the computer industry refers to 65536 as 64k or to 1024 KB as 1 MB rather than 1.024 MB.
By the way, while 1 megabyte does not equal 1,000,000 bytes, 1 megabit does equal 1,000,000 bits.
Wow... I thought he was gonna go on forever. How many times did you hit him with that hammer?
2 kilowhacks. Now I can't remember if that 2000 smacks or 2048.

Ess Kar Gogh by gabe_billings
5-28-02
So this snail walks into a car dealership and says, "I want one of these. But I need you to do something special for me. I want you to paint a big 'S', right on the hood."
And when you're done, paint an 'S' on the roof, and a couple more on the doors. The salesman did what he asked and the snail laid down his money and zoomed off in his new car.
"Wow," the salesman exclaimed to a coworker. "Will you look at that fucking snail? How does he drive without any fucking hands?"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

3-15-07 8:34am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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3-21-07 5:10pm (new)
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