This aint yo bukkake.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's not what you said last night.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That was last night. How long can one bukkake go for?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wasn't the last one 42 hours straight?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Wasn't the last one 42 hours straight?

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Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-7 by dcomposed 11-28-03

Hi Rabid. wangs How's it going? dongs mhm wangs

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I-
I-
Dcom I-
Wangs.

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Poop.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate The People Upstairs by Rabid_Weasle 11-30-03

He he he he he he! Stop it! C'mon baby, let's do the nasty! But.... what if the guy downstairs hears us? Don't worry! I'll just turn the stereo on, he won't suspect a thing! Downstairs, where a monotonous rap music beat can be heard... For fuck's sake! Be a man and just get it over with so I can go to fucking sleep!

This is happening, right now. Well... it was like 3 minutes ago.

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Poop.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-8 by dcomposed 12-01-03

Hey, a girl with a webcam! Five hours later Come on, show me your tits. Another five hours later Damn it, if I was watching porn I would have seen many breasts by now. JUST SHOW MY YOUR FUCKING TITS!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate crabby-2 by dcomposed 12-01-03

Ooh, Hip Hop Hunnies 3 is on in an hour! Until then I'll just search Yahoo chats for girls with webcams. Don't you have a girlfriend or something? I don't know.. I hope she has a webcam if I do.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why I Hate Doctors by boinky33 12-01-03

There we are, boinky. All done. All done? Aren't you going to give me a physical? No....There's no need for that. Come on. What's the harm? You don't even need a glove. Get out of my office. GET IN MY ANUS!

Why I Hate attitudechicka by dcomposed 12-01-03

I made a comic about why I hate her. But it was mean so I deleted it. I hate Chicka because I can't hate Chicka.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-9 by dcomposed 12-01-03

I heard that the guy who says "lets' get ready to rumble" was caught in bed with a german... shepard I also heard they're trying to clone Andre The Giant. And he's going to take over a small asian country. (I know it's Ric, Rabid said Rick. I also know it's Yokozuna) And i heard that Rick Flair is going to get a penis genetically sewn on. I heard that they killed Yokazuna and fed him to an african country. I heard that Hulk Hogan is really a chick, and that her husband beats her. I heard Rabid was an annoying wanker.

I also know it's Yokozuna. Rabid is just so dumb I don't notice all his typos. Yokozuna's dead too. Rabid sucks.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-10 by dcomposed 12-01-03

Where's Goldust from? They announce him as being from Hollywood, but I think it's Austin, TX. He's from Gaytopia. In the country of Faggot Land. Where Liberace is the Prime Minister.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-11 by dcomposed 12-01-03

They need to kill off a couple more wrestlers again, we haven't had any big deaths since Hitman. Bret Hart's not dead dude. Owen then. The Rock needs to die too.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-12 by dcomposed 12-01-03

I really want to start playing D&D. But I can't... Why not? I have no real friends to play with.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-13 by dcomposed 12-02-03

Hey Rabid, I just saw an ad for a movie about you. Really? Yeah. What's it called? Home Alone!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-14 by dcomposed 12-03-03

dcom, how come you don't hate me today? You haven't said anything about wrestling today. Oh. Well then, speaking of wrestling... I heard that HHH sold his children to a cuban drug lord to pay for his crack. Now I am going to hate you. Thank you dcom, you're the only person to even acknowledge me. Your hate is the closest thing to love I have ever experienced.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-15 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I heard that all wrestlers have small penises, so they stuff gerbils in their pants to make it look like they have a huge package. I wish they'd use a Weasel instead.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-16 by dcomposed 12-03-03

Stupid Canada, there's three feet of snow outside. I can't even leave the house! At least now I have an excuse.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate attitudechicka-2 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I heard that wrestlers wear tight clothes. And sometimes very little of it. I am getting excited thinking about it... I just remembered I have to go do something...

[11:51:39] I heard that wrestlers wear tight clothes
[11:51:45] And sometimes very little of it
[11:51:50] The end
[11:51:51] :D
[11:51:58] Sometimes girl wrestlers
[11:52:35] I'm going to go do something now

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I hate Christmas by little_kitty 12-03-03

Start of the night. Okay... put money on the MasterCard, kept money in my chequing account to buy Christmas presents... I'm done. 2 hours later. I'm really lazy... Let's buy the presents online. And then I'm done. 4 hours later. Ikea duvet cover for only $23 bucks?! No tax and 20% off the entire store at Bluenotes! GODY WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Why I Hate Dcom ...again again by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

Hey dcom, you wanna go hang out? Naw, I'm gonna go see my girl friend I didn't even know you had one... well, guess I'll see ya later.

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Poop.

Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-17 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I just made some comics about why I hate dcomposed, now he has to make more about me! [14:22:05] Rabid_Weasle: i await your rebuttle What's taking him so long? [14:33:56] Rabid_Weasle: dcom, where's my hate comic? [14:42:12] Rabid_Weasle: please dcom, I have nothing better to do than exchange hate with you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate NGrassi22-2 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I am so original I'm going to make a comic mostly about how dcomposed is gay and likes sucking cock! Then I will make dcomposed say "Since I have nothing better to do, I guess I should just bitch about other people, since my comics suck anyway." hahahah.. wait.. isn't that what I'm doing?

Why I Hate NGrassi22-3 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I'm going to make comics about how gay dcomposed is and how much he loves cock! Then I'm going to re-assure everyone that I don't like cock at all. www.hugecocks.com

Why I Hate NGrassi22-4 by dcomposed 12-03-03

I still can't think of a better argument than "you're gay", so dcomposed, just admit to everyone that you are gay. Hello, NGrassi. Hi dcomposed, I was just telling everyone how I know that you're gay. Really? Did you read my "Why I Hate Being Gay" comics, or did you just make that up and by some coincidence it was true?

Why I Hate NGrassi22-5 by dcomposed 12-03-03

JERKIN' MY DICK! JERKIN' MY DICK! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT I'M JERKIN' MY DICK! What a great song! Hey, NGrassi, what are you watching? Lesbian porn! Why not just normal porn? I'm scared of normal porn, I might see a penis if I watch it.

I got comic 195000 and I don't care.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate SinatraFonzarelli2 by dcomposed 12-03-03

latest 20 comic strips by non-donors: 1. DCOMPOSED! PLEASE READ! by SinatraFonzarelli2 hmm... I really like this guys comics... But I'm still not going to read this one!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I Hate Dcomposed again again again by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

Ha! I just made another hilarious comic about how Rabid lives alone by himself! I'm gonna go tell all my friends about it! And then I said "Home Alone!" HAHA!

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Poop.