I think she should say "Bumped uglies with." I love that term.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hear hear.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

52%

I think Kaddar should have an automatic 20% subtracted from his score.

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Poop.

"Have you ever submitted art to Stripcreator?"

Yeah. That question should hold twice or three times as much weight as any other.

"Do you have a category dedicated to your art on Stripcreator?"

"More than one?"

"More than two?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

There should also be the question "Are you Brad?" which automatically gives you a 2%.

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Poop.

It should ask "Does wirthling suck" just to test allegiance.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And if you say "no" it automatically jumps you to 95%.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My eyes are burning.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It's cause you keep sucking on them.

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Poop.

Your ears are burning when somebody's talking about you, your eyes are burning when somebody's picturing you while they masturbate, your house is burning because I had some time to kill.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Okay, I took it to mean that yes, even though the man who impregnated me didn't make the comic, the fact that he has a comic meant that I should count him.... so I got a 29%. I'm not sure if I changed any other answers, but I must have, because I had a 34% before. Hm.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

98% pure.
pure as snow ^-^.

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

37% and falling.

I didn't count sleeping with myself.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

29% pure.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

50% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time.

I'm beyond good and evil and nineteenth century german philosophy.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

77%

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Is it wrong to laugh?

44, but I forgot that my girlfriend has a few comics on this site. Does that count as sleeping with another sc user?

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Sex Piano.

If it does, that will change my score as well, because I've slept with her too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

god damn school parental controls! oh well ill take it at home

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quote:

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The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

49% pure.

Very interesting...and sluttish.

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HAHA!

87% pure eat my dust

Pure as snow i am

49%

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

uh oh.. i have dropped X)

The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you: 84% pure.
Pure as snow.

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

If it does, that will change my score as well, because I've slept with her too.

Dad?

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Sex Piano.