Are you sure that was the best episode?

Second Best Billy Mumy Comic. Ever. by kaufman 1-21-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Fucker wished me into the cornfield.

Nightmare at 20,000 Decibels by kaufman 1-21-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Stewardess! Two ... long-haired ... monsters ... on wing ... trying ... to ruin ... the engine! Must ... tell ... pilot.

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Damn you people. You're going to make it hard to decide who wins "best rulebreaker".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, no one's even come close to guessing it... Here's a better image:

Fans of the movie should have guessed by now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's not something from Dead Alive is it?

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Poop.

Clerks!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I considered doing Evil Dead, but niteowl wins the prize. What is that prize?

Hell if I know. But Clerks is right! That's Dante choking Randall.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ohhhhhh! I see it now!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

37!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Holy shit! I just saw Clerks for the first time an hour ago. I could of guessed it....

Sucks :\

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Good movie, too.

FTC #19: "Always Knew That I'd be an Apostle..." by Xuanwu 1-21-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I could nail you to some wood, write about it, and then get people to give me their virgin daughters so your memory can be honored. Sure! Let me practice, first: "AHA! It is me, Drexle!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my spleen!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTC#19: Twisted Sister Reunion Show by UnknownEric 1-22-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I WANNA ROCK!

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I has a flavor!

In a row?!

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

A follow up to that last one...

FTC #19b - "...Knew That I Could Make It If I Tried..." by Xuanwu 1-22-04

Hey, babe. I'm Xero, the Chief Apostle of Drexle. You knew our Lord and Savior Drexle? Wow! Yep! We were like *that.* I can tell you about it at my place if you want. All right! I have sooooo many questions about him! Okay, first... Three hours later... ...and I was, like, "No WAY he would say 'wangs.' After all, like, everyone knows 'dongs' is such a better word, ya know?" Drexle is looking at me right now and laughing his wang off. Sanctomonious bastard.

Other people have done similar gags, but I've been dying to use this line in a strip for ages now...

FTC#19: Apocalypse... Wow! by UnknownEric 1-22-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Well, my cock's not gonna suck itself...

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I has a flavor!

How in the name of Drexle did this become a series? Bah. I do whatever my mind tells me to...

FTC #19c: "...Then When We Retire..." by Xuanwu 1-22-04

AHA! It is me, Drexle! (Damn, I make that sound good!) Drexle! You're back! Of course! Second comings are part of the "Savior" package. Even as the Chosen One, you still sound dirty. How's Heaven? Too bright and fluffy for my tastes. But there are dogs everywhere! Awesome. Save a dachshund for me, will ya?

FTC #19d: "...We Can Write the Gospels..." by Xuanwu 1-22-04

How goes getting the sacrificial virgins? Not so good. All the girls who have signed up so far have been the old, overweight spinster types with big hats. Ouch. Well, you're pulling in cash from the Church of Drexle, right? I was. But now things have split up. Earlier... Follow the shoe! No! Follow the gourd!

FTC #19: It is the year 2005... by Xuanwu 1-22-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's go conquer the Autobot's home planet of Cybertron! Decepticons! Whoo!

FTC #19: Being Funny Doesn't Suck by Xuanwu 1-22-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Be funny? Fat chance.

FTC #19: Re-Animating History by Xuanwu 1-22-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's go see "Akira!" I hear they blow up Tokyo three times! It's ironic that nobody beats the Japanese for good explosions. You know, because of Hiroshima and - ah, forget it.

see my new post about rules. Here are the rules for this competition in image form, woot.

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds

You MAY NOT use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY NOT use replace characters with objects in the props directory

FTC 19: Paper or Plastic? by kaufman 1-23-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I hear County General is giving away free colostomies this week. Cool. Let's go. I'll take two.

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The telefrag one was inspired from another SC user. I forgot who, though.

FTC #19: Telefrag for Fun and Profit by Xuanwu 1-23-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?

FTC #19: Pixie-lation by Xuanwu 1-23-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's take care of the crotch crickets we got from that Vietnamese ladyboy. So that's why my groin feels like it's been invaded by a million pixies with pointy feet.

Fuckin' awesome, Xuanwu. I love it when someone can put one of my lines to good use.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No prob. "Crotch crickets" has alliteration, which I like. And the visuals from it are great.

Yeah...I hope you like it 8|
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Ftc #19 by Karajin 1-23-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Oh man! Looks like bush has been here OH MY GOD! THERE AFTER MY CLUSTER BONG!

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