FTC #21: Reports Are For Another Day by Xuanwu 2-05-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... You've stolen my radishes for the last time, Fraggle! Now you will pay! Let's rock.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FTC 21: What Is This? by Rabid_Weasle 2-05-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... What is this? The Spanish Inquisition? NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Poop.

lewl

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #21: Beastiality Was The Start of 90% of STDs by NooniePuuBunny 2-05-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...quite frankly, I made wild passionate drunken love to a pink pony. *whinnies* Ooh...Hey there, sexy thang. Howz about you an me goes behind the barn over there...

FTC #21: Its the Year of the Monkey...so throw feces by NooniePuuBunny 2-05-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Chimpey...were you the one who put the banana in my CD-ROM drive? Eeep eeep eeep!

FTC #21: Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, and Bratwurst! by NooniePuuBunny 2-05-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Put down that work, silly. I've got 5 words for you: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, handcuffs. ...why yes...dessert does sound good now that you mention it...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I wonder if anyone will know what cartoon I'm referencing in the first comic.

FTC #21: 24k Gold, 2 Bit Come On Line by Xuanwu 2-06-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... "I went in search of El Dorado..." Zia, you're making my golden condor take flight! But the Olmecs may be watching!

FTC #21: Too Much Fiber by Xuanwu 2-06-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Three words: thorned poo log.

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I wonder if anyone will know what cartoon I'm referencing in the first comic.

FTC #21: 24k Gold, 2 Bit Come On Line by Xuanwu 2-06-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... "I went in search of El Dorado..." Zia, you're making my golden condor take flight! But the Olmecs may be watching!

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Ah! Glad to know someone else watched this show. Yes, it's one of the few French produced anime (just as "Transformers" is one of the few American produced animes). I remember the theme song. And Zia was the first animated girl I ever had a crush on (I was five or six at the time). I wish they'd release it on DVD, as they have with so many other 80's shows. I had it on VHS until a few years ago when the tapes went bad. *sigh* Did you watch it on Nickelodeon?

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Ah! Glad to know someone else watched this show. Yes, it's one of the few French produced anime (just as "Transformers" is one of the few American produced animes). I remember the theme song. And Zia was the first animated girl I ever had a crush on (I was five or six at the time). I wish they'd release it on DVD, as they have with so many other 80's shows. I had it on VHS until a few years ago when the tapes went bad. *sigh* Did you watch it on Nickelodeon?

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I hated Cities of Gold. I hated that smug little twat Esteban. I hated the fact that they found a freaking flying golden condor in the jungle.

Ulysses, on the other hand, had a much cooler theme tune, a boss looking spaceship and a gun that was also a lightsabre.

PS - I know I photoshopped that panel, but there's no way I can draw. But I was heavily cut on lager at the time I made it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Tangy by laughinginyourface 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Sucki sucki! Fie dolla!

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC 21: Ever Seen Se7en? by possums 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel! Well, what happened was.... You WHAT?!?! I swear! I had no idea it was your wife. I'll send her back to you in one piece or so.

FTC 21: Look, a title by boinky33 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers..

FTC 21: Staying True to the Title of the Thread by possums 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel! Well, what happened was.... I love horses, best of all the animals. WE MAKE WILD SEX.

FTC 21: Look, another title by boinky33 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Mushroom, Mushroom!..

AHA!! by thisstinks17 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Playing Literati AHA!! I got 12 pts for shit! Ilikebigdaddys just recived 12 pts.

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

FTC 21: Look, another title by boinky33 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Mushroom, Mushroom!..

I did this on Page 2 Mr Boinky.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Good for you.

FTC 21- im always making observation by xxausrottenxx 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... mushroom mushroom? i did that on page two! good for you

FTC 21- yeaorb by xxausrottenxx 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...i haven't actually done them yet

FTC-wait, what about horses by xxausrottenxx 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... come on, ask me what its 'about' oh, fuck off

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I'm going to judge this this evening, so you've all got about six hours or so.

Judging Time!

Phew! Look at all of those last minute entries. Anyway, it's Grammy day, and here I am to hand out the awards. Don't worry, I won't get my tits out.

Best Use of Python

Goes to: Kaufman
For the Comic:

FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel? by kaufman 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell... o/` Shut up, all of you! I told you there will be NO singing in here

The Truth Award

Goes to: ThisStinks17
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AHA!! by thisstinks17 2-07-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Playing Literati AHA!! I got 12 pts for shit! Ilikebigdaddys just recived 12 pts.

The General Zod Award for the best use of General Zod in a comic

Goes to: Xuanwu
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FTC #21: Zod Off by Xuanwu 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... You will kneel before... ZOD! All right. Let me get my knee pads...

The Sex Award

Goes to: TheGovernor
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FTC 21: It was a judgement call... by TheGovernor 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Come on Daniel, forget about work, My twin sister Jennie has got the whipped cream, and Ive found the handcuffs Yes come on Daniel, my doctor said Ive got nymphomaniac tendancies, but I need you to give me a second opinion

The Drugs Award

Goes to: Spankling
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FTC 21: Window pane washing nostalgic by Spankling 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Dan? You want me to play "Boss?" What haven't you done? Are you OK? Wow. That had to be the most boring acid flashback of all time.

The Rock & Roll Award for best music reference in a strip

Goes to: Kevin Keegan's Perm
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FTC 21 : I found the Report, Justin time. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Im gonna have that report off you by the end of this night. Ooh , touch me Justin.

Best use of an in-joke

Goes to: Obijo
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FTC21: Now I'm just being silly by oBIjO 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Pencil, I think it's over between us.

Most Similar

Goes to: Kaufman & ElTigreMask2K
For the Comics:

FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel? by kaufman 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell... o/` Shut up, all of you! I told you there will be NO singing in here

FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel? (A TRIBUTE) by ElTigreMask2K 2-04-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell... o/` Shut up, all of you! I told you there will be NO singing in here