I wish we could make some essence of boorite and inject it into unfunny people.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm pretty selective about the persons into whom I inject my essence. But thanks.

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What others say about boorite!

Surrrrrrre you are, Romeo.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

They must be a) breathing AND/OR wearing crotchless panties and b) a mammal.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
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SHADMAN!

It's the Shadsignal! Quick, into the Shadmobile!

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CC63 by Shadman 9-18-01

DA DA DA DA.....Green Acres is the place to be! Farm Living is the life for me! I hate fucking newbies, but I love this fantisticating Farm Show.. WOOOOOWEEEE.

C.C. LXIII: SPECIAL REPORT! by habnem 9-18-01

We now interrupt "Family Matters: The Movie" for a late-breaking news update. As the influx of newbies into the StripCreator forums continues to mount, we're left with one question: When will this all end? For some insight into the situation, we welcome Forums regular Habnem... Hab, what sense can you make of all this? I, for one, have to wonder how all these wretched newbies are getting through security. We may need to go so far as to close off our borders entirely. Wait!! Shut off the cameras! This poser knob has only been around since CC 54! Zounds! My newbiastic secret's been revealed!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 63: I forgot to take my meds by Drexle 9-18-01

Doc, I'm having some_real_problems lately... I find myself taunted by these two asian girls. Ever since the newbies showed up, they've been eating_away_my_soul. No, they're not "real" asian girls... they're the little default characters on an online comic strip creator. They used to be my muse, but now... OH MY GOD!!! You're still sucktastical as always, Drexle.

Now there's a coincidence.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

See-see-sixty-three - Bugger all comes to those who wait. by DexX 9-19-01

Hello. My comics are absotively posilutely sphagnumtastic! Read them, like, right now! Of course! I'll go do that immediately! You wait right here, okay? Don't move... Five hours later... Can I get another bourbon and cola over here please? So, you were telling me about your cousin's operation... Oh, yeah... let's see, they went in through the navel with a big stainless steel chainsaw... Damn, finished my vodka and lime... Three hundred and twelve years later... Any minute now... he'll be back to tell me he loved them...

Okay, here is my second attempt.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I realized tomorrow is the deadline, so I thought I'd get in one last attempt.

CC 63: Ode to a Newbie by attitudechicka 9-19-01

Dan, there appears to be an over abundance of newbies lately. I've noticed this as well. Look, here's one now. Read my comix! They're funny! They're absolutely homotastic! Wow, thanks!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i gave the list a once over to see if anyone else had the same idea as me...
sorry if i stepped on any toes by accidentally plagerizing...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

CC 63: NEWBIES! RAAAARR! by Tobor 9-19-01

RAAAARR! TOBOR'S CORNHOLIASTIC SKILLS GIVE HIM INSIDER KNOWLEDGE OF NEWBIES! YOU GET IT?!?

TOBOR HAS GREAT COMEDIC TIMING!

RAAAAAARR!

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RAAARRR!!!

JESUS UNDERWATER! by crabby 9-19-01

Alright Jesus it's time me and you had a little chat about these newbies. Can it wait my child? We are currently stuck underwater. Damn Jesus can't you think of anyone but your self for a second. I was crucified for your sins. Screw it I don't got time for this kind of crap. What a Fucktasticially ignorant person. VOTE FOR CRABBY!

What the hell is this?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I thought it was time for a new signature.
What you don't like it?

CC 63: Breaking News! by Drexle 9-19-01

In other news, we're getting reports of a madman in a trenchcoat threatening small asian girls across the region. He reportedly screamed "Have a graperific time!" as he hurled a "molotov fruit cocktail" into a japanese restaurant. Which forum regular will be the next to crack? Mwahaha! (Typing: r34d mi c0/\/\|x, I ownz j00!!!)

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I thought it was time for a new signature.
What you don't like it?

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*sigh...* Let's try this again.

CC 63: Breaking News! (Look, it's even rules compliant!) by Drexle 9-19-01

In other news, we're getting reports of a madman in a trenchcoat threatening small asian girls across the region. Reportedly, he screamed "Have a graperific time!" as he hurled a "molotov fruit cocktail" into a japanese restaurant. Which forum regular will be the next to crack? Mwahaha! (Typing: r34d mi c0/\/\|x, I ownz j00!!!)

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I thought it was time for a new signature.
What you don't like it?

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Seems like a cheap ripoff to me...

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Why didn't anyone tell me?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Sorry that's my fault.
You and I have a theme going with the signatures.
They go hand in hand baby.

1. Don't call me baby. You've never met me. And I doubt that if you had, you'd call me baby.

2. Change your signature.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hey I don't want any trouble.

I realy need a forum users character cause I keep freakin out tryin to figure out if that's me your're talkin about ever since i did that post... It isn't me is it?