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Please, do not mistake me for someone who wishes to limit freedom of expression or anything of that nature. I would NEVER suggest that such things should be regulated. But if you are free to clap like a jackass at a movie screen to show others, whether they like it or not, that you loved the movie, then I am free and completely within my right to look you in the eye and say, "Hey, jackass, why didn't you just ask everyone if they liked it as much as you did?"
That's your right. But if you did, I'd do one of the following things:
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[*]1. Go ask everyone if they liked it as much as me. And if that doesn't work:
[list][*]1a. Ask them why they didn't like it.[/list]
[*]2. Say to you, "Hey asshole, why don't you go brush your teeth with the ass hairs of a jackrabbit?" And if you say something along the lines of "Eat funk, you vociferous cockwad! Why clap at the end of a movie?" I would say...
[list][*]2a."Oh yeah? Well you go eat a bucket full of unbaked feti! I liked clapping at this movie! You didn't! If you have some kind of horrible problem with this, you can blow the reanimated corpse of Maurice Jarre and see if I give two shits! You can see if I give half a shit! Because I don't!"[/list]
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And this aimless babble would go on far into the 45's. I'd be willing to debate with you, Mikey, if every argument you had didn't end with something about how much dong those who don't agree with you should chong. Otherwise, we don't seem to be going anywhere with this.
Besides, your mother wears army boots.
The pink kind!