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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yes. There's nothing quite like that feeling of "we liked this," or "we hated this." To be honest, we who spontaneously emote at movies never thought much about "what reason." That's the point. We're not sitting there doing syllogisms.

Talking over the dialogue, or bringing a squawling brat in, or letting your phone ring-- these are capital crimes. Getting swept up in audience moments is just good old unironic fun. Loosen your butt cheeks a smidgen.

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3-09-05 2:32pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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What was this thread supposed to be about anyway?

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3-09-05 2:33pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I wonder what it's like to be so devoid of self-control that you can't stop slapping your extremities together every time something excites you. Infants do that because they don't have the mental capacity to show their approval in any other way.

O! Lord Pissington, you are the Epitome of Discretion.

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3-09-05 2:42pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I never said I didn't get swept up in a movie, otherwise what would be the point in going? I want to enjoy a movie with my friends the way it was supposed to be enjoyed, and to be honest, if you're sitting on the other side of the cinema, I couldn't give a flying fuck if you're enjoying yourself or not. If I wanted to meet people and interact with them, I'd go to a bar and talk about the movie I've just seen.

Personally I don't see the difference between a squaling brat and an applauding twat.

Oh, and I think this thread was about another shit Keanu Reeves film.

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3-09-05 2:44pm (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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A little joyful loss of self control is what our right-wing leaning society sorely needs. I won't stifle every urge to emote or play that I feel because some sad, god-fearing douche-bag might feel Satan's fork at his ass. "proper" behavior can and does include benign jubilant gesticulation after a good performance.

And fuck you if you can't tell the good Americans from the douche-bags.

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3-09-05 2:51pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I don't remember bringing God into this, I think perhaps you need a lie down.

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3-09-05 3:11pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Then why are you harassing us about it?

Look, I enjoy movies differently than you. You like to go see it with your friends, I like to go see them alone so I can honestly and truly enjoy what I'm watching. Ever notice how when you go to see a movie with a group of friends you laugh at things you wouldn't laugh at if you were by yourself? Or how you don't laugh at things you do find funny because it would be considered a faux pas? That's what I hate about the common movie-going experience.

I hope you and your group enjoy the movies you see. I'll enjoy them my way, and we don't have to have any more of a big fat spat over this.

3-09-05 3:16pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Spoilsport.

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3-09-05 3:24pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Wait, I haven't been reading this. Did someone catch clap off Keanu?

3-09-05 4:12pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Springer is more like a train wreck.

On a completely un-related note:
Outside the Theater by niteowl
3-09-05
What a great movie! The action was intense, the plot was spellbinding...
...the special effects were awesome, the acting was great-
Are you deaf or something? I'm talking to you!
Who the hell are you?

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3-09-05 4:39pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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You guys realize you're in a pissing match about clapping for movies, right?

Anyway, what was the name of that movie with Keanu and Pacino where Keanu is the lawyer and Pacino is Satan and Keanu faces an internal struggle about right vs. wrong and the whole thing seems really cool until the end when you find out it was all Keanu's imagination?

Also, isn't it ironic that Keanu's most expressive role was that of Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

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3-09-05 9:04pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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All I know is that I go to movies specifically TO get swept up in them. I laugh at things with or without friends, although I rarely ever go to a movie without someone.

Why does anyone clap unless they want to show their approval towards the person they're clapping at? Just to show approval to the other theatergoers? This is the question that is not being answered, which is why this has become a discussion. WHO is the beneficiary of the clapping?

If there IS no beneficiary, then perhaps you can explain why we don't spontaneously clap every time we love something. "That blowjob was AWESOME, baby! BRAVA! BRAH-FUCKING-VAH!"

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3-10-05 6:05am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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Your question has been answered directly here:

Then again in a quote and now a third time. This answer by possums pretty much sums up the reason while also telling you what you want to hear so consider your question answered... in the first page of this thread.

I think Your stubborn assertion that applause requires appreciation by someone other than the person applauding a bit old man cranky. "You kids with your clapping and rock music!"

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3-10-05 6:34am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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And my point was, why do you feel it necessary to let others know what you think right there?

Please, do not mistake me for someone who wishes to limit freedom of expression or anything of that nature. I would NEVER suggest that such things should be regulated. But if you are free to clap like a jackass at a movie screen to show others, whether they like it or not, that you loved the movie, then I am free and completely within my right to look you in the eye and say, "Hey, jackass, why didn't you just ask everyone if they liked it as much as you did?"

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3-10-05 6:40am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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Because, as I said before,

So, we applaud instead of conversing for the same reasons we clap at the end of a live performance instead of saying "I enjoyed that" etc. Although some vocalizing is normal (as you will hear from time to time at the end of a movie) the predominant expression is clapping. It's the gold standard of approval expressions. Once again, all of this has been explained already.

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3-10-05 7:11am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You guys realize you're in a pissing match about clapping for movies, right?

You would rather we have a pissing match about something that matters?

Mikey, the "beneficiaries" R us. We're having a Public Moment. If you and Kajun want a private movie experience, rent the DVD. Or take in a Wednesday matinee with the senior citizens. The smell of mothballs might remind Kajun of the British Navy.

omg lololol kthx

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3-10-05 7:28am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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You guys realize you're in a pissing match about clapping for movies, right?

I lose all pissing matches because I have TB.

tiny bladder.

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3-10-05 7:33am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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As I explained, the reason to applaud at a live performance is to show the performers how much their performance was appreciated.

So if all of you decided to fart noisily in acceptance of the movie, is that a Public Moment as well? Hey, go ahead and clap for the movie, that's your right as a citizen. I just think you're a twat.

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3-10-05 7:38am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yeah, but you suck major major ass.

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3-10-05 7:42am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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You NEVER complain about it.

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3-10-05 7:46am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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The fiancee' and I went to see this movie earlier today. She thought it was good, I thought it was average at best.

By the way, no one clapped at the end here because there was a grand total of 3 people in the theater besides us.

The Devil's Advocate.

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3-16-05 4:20pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Please, do not mistake me for someone who wishes to limit freedom of expression or anything of that nature. I would NEVER suggest that such things should be regulated. But if you are free to clap like a jackass at a movie screen to show others, whether they like it or not, that you loved the movie, then I am free and completely within my right to look you in the eye and say, "Hey, jackass, why didn't you just ask everyone if they liked it as much as you did?"

That's your right. But if you did, I'd do one of the following things:
[list]
[*]1. Go ask everyone if they liked it as much as me. And if that doesn't work:
[list][*]1a. Ask them why they didn't like it.[/list]
[*]2. Say to you, "Hey asshole, why don't you go brush your teeth with the ass hairs of a jackrabbit?" And if you say something along the lines of "Eat funk, you vociferous cockwad! Why clap at the end of a movie?" I would say...
[list][*]2a."Oh yeah? Well you go eat a bucket full of unbaked feti! I liked clapping at this movie! You didn't! If you have some kind of horrible problem with this, you can blow the reanimated corpse of Maurice Jarre and see if I give two shits! You can see if I give half a shit! Because I don't!"[/list]
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And this aimless babble would go on far into the 45's. I'd be willing to debate with you, Mikey, if every argument you had didn't end with something about how much dong those who don't agree with you should chong. Otherwise, we don't seem to be going anywhere with this.

Besides, your mother wears army boots.

The pink kind!

3-16-05 9:15pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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People who disagree with me aren't the only ones who gulp goo-rod. People who agree with me do it, too. So start suckin', possnuts.

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3-17-05 5:48am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Incidentally, the real Andy Dougan gave Constantine a respectable three stars out of five.

3-17-05 3:03pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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One of the reasons I've stopped reading him. Hannah McGill is where it's at these days.

3-18-05 2:10am (new)
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