I didn't know Purgatory had a golf course.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

JP II was quite an athlete in his day.

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What others say about boorite!

Yes, he most certainly was. I wonder if he was a Mathlete as well.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey, in that last post all you managed to do was accuse me of using alcohol to escape some personal problem I might have. Accuse every Catholic priest of sexually abusing young kids. Claim that none of the millions of people mourning the Pope's death know as much about him as you do and prove that you'll pretty much argue night is day just to see your name appear in the forums.

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You're pretty wrong, ask your friends boinky33 and CHUBBY about which forums you can and can't post attacks in.

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What's wrong with Mathletes now?

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I said every Catholic Priest was molesting children?

Wait, people who drink alcohol regularly DON'T use alcohol to escape any personal problems?

I said that none of the millions of people mourning the Pope's death know as much about him as I do? No, I said I know more about him than YOU do. I thought that was clear. I think the millions of people mourning the Pope don't know or don't CARE as much about the world as they'd like to think they do.

As for seeing my name on the forums, I have an opinion to say and I say it. Why else do other people post their opinions? Why are you posting yours? It doesn't have to be MY name, ChoobyChooby/Geniu$/KajunFirefly. The opinion is what matters.

And the topic itself was controversial, which is the fault of the person who posted the topic, not of the people who responded in an appropriately contraversial manner to an already controversial topic.

So are you or aren't you cold-hearted?

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I like cheese and panties. Together. Cheese wearing panties.

Why not? Even New Jersey has them.

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n happily say that I know more about the Pope and the Catholic church than you will ever know, Michael. In fact, I can honestly say that I probably hate the Catholic church more than you ever possibly can, or at least, I have more intelligent and valid reasons to.

No-one can say they hate cancer as much as a cancer victim.

As for the topic, I agree, it was controversial to begin with, but I don't think running around screaming "fuck the Pope" did it any favours. Perhaps this whole thing is a cultural difference, where I come from, "fuck the Pope" is a war cry that would most likely end in your face being opened up by some form of ingenious weaponry, be it a hammer with a razor blade taped to the end or a piece of wood with a nail in it.

I dislike the British Monarchy, but you wouldn't catch me shouting "fuck the Queen" without making sure I was alone in a field first.

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I never understood all this "Fuck the Pope" or "Fuck the Queen" stuff. If someone writes "Fuck Claire Forlani" on the door of a toilet, I can understand and agree with it, nay, even dream of it. But not any of this octogenarian fantasy stuff - no wonder bigots are so angry, they set their goals for sex too high.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Okay, since neither one of us knows enough about the other to make the kind of generalizations we are both making, let me modify my statement and say that I know more about the Pope than you THINK I do. No need to get into a pissing contest over who knows more about the Pope.

I'm sure you know more about the effects of Catholicism and the friction between it and, say Protestantism, seeing as the UK was once on the Catholic shit list.

Now, just so you and I are on at least the same page with each other, I was raised Catholic. My father is Irish Catholic, and my mother...is ROMAN Catholic.

I was raised devoutly Catholic with all that afterschool religious nonsense that these jackenapes get up to. The Grans on both sides are off the boat from their respective countries, so I've got a bit of history under my belt.

I agree. I generally make it a point to know at least as much about the things I hate as I do about the things I love.

Stripcreator is NOT where you're from, which is where I made the comment. If I was in Scotland, or Ireland for that matter, I may have a bit more discretion in voicing my opinions. The whole cultural clash in that area is horrific to me, which is why I read as much as I can about it.

We've got people in this world who hate each other based on skin color, wealth level, and religion. Generally people who have some religious differentiation also have some physical differentiation between them. Generally, that is.

You fucking pasty bastards all look exactly alike! How the hell can you tell unless you're wearing the proper Protestant or Catholic markings?

Anyway, I'm being serious when I say that we both have reason to hate the Pope. I don't HATE the Pope, chooby. I don't hate you either, but I'll still say FUCK YOU. I think the televised mourning of the Pope is overblown and that's why I say Fuck the Pope.

It's strange the way you guys work over there. You don't TECHNICALLY have "Freedom of Speech" as it isn't guaranteed by any charter and your media installations are all government subsidized. Aren't they? Yet if I want the TRUTH of what's happening in the world, especially in regards to what America is doing, I'll hit up the BBC first before I check out any American news sources.

And I'm not standing in the midst of even a New York Subway or anything else saying "FUCK GEORGE BUSH", although if I did it probably wouldn't have the same backlash it would over there. I'd say FUCK THE AYATOLLAH and FUCK THE B'NAI BRITH and fuck whoever I want to say fuck to. That's just me and I have a goddamn loud-ass opinion on EVERYTHING.

Now, with that out of the way I will explain as briefly as my pompous verbosity will allow as to why this thread is important.

It drew your normally complacent ass out and let me see what's on your mind. Let's be honest, you're not all that willing to share your mind with us in the forums. Even in IRC you're generally just aloof and distant. God knows what goes on in the MOD forums, but down here on the Plane of Peons you're not very expressive. And don't give me that arse about having better things to do than waste your time on here or sommat. The little I see of you is still very aloof.

You have an opinion about this, and even if I think your opinion is absolute shite, I relish the opportunity to HEAR it. It makes me learn more about you and maybe even your area and your life, albeit indirectly.

Whatever, man. I still say fuck the pope.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you had just said "fuck the media" I would have bought you a pint and said nothing more about it.

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God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

...sorry, it's stuck in my head now.

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Pope death count: 135 or so.

I would say that the Pope is pretty much fucked my now.If the writtings are true, he's getting judgement in Heaven right now.He was a sinner, all men are sinner's. And he played football too.
Unless, of course, he got God in one of His "New testament" moods. then he should be alright . Even if he WAS a football player.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

How come I haven't heard any good Pope jokes? You'd think there would've been some by now.

Interestingly enough, according his own church's dogma John Paul II is in Purgatory waiting to be judged like all the rest. Only saints go to Heaven directly.

From MediaGuardian.co.uk:

Pope jokes have started
At the risk of being struck down by an act of God, Monkey is bringing our readers news of a special offer, currently winging its way round the interweb: For sale: White people carrier, full service history; easy wheelchair access; low mileage. As a bonus also for sale: three bed-luxury apartment, lots of character, overlooking square. Vacant possession: Apply PO Box 666. The Vatican.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

There were plenty when he first was selected. Don't tell me you don't remember "They took a Pole," "One to hold it in and 10,000 to turn the Vatican around," and "Oh, thank God, I was getting tired of the Chianti."

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How about a Pope comic?

[Click to view comic: '"P.O.P.E." by 50 Lira']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Interestingly enough, according his own church's dogma John Paul II is in Purgatory waiting to be judged like all the rest. Only saints go to Heaven directly.

Interestingly enough again, if his body doesn't decay, it supposidly means he's become a saint.

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Whatever else you say about Catholics, no one can accuse them of having a religion that doesn't make sense.

Kaufman, many of us werent even born when the pope was elected, but it's nice to see that bad taste jokes have been around for such a long time, even in the 1970's.

I'm sure Jonh Paul II is in heaven by now.
I'm sure heaven had him judged a long time ago. Hell, if God is everything he's cracked up to be, He probably already judged everyone who will ever live. I know i would , if i was God. It would save time. Then i could concentrate on the really important things like the Smitting and the Trampling of Infidels.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

See? You prove my RMDC point about the intelligent reader. You didn't even ask what leads to those punchlines!

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I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there is one I'd like JP2 to be sitting there surrounded by AIDS victims screaming at him, "IT'S JUST A FUCKING CONDOM!" It's an epidemic in Africa, and yet the Vatican has done what it can to make sure that condoms are kept out of the equation. Way to go, Karol.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

If they follow the Pope's word so accurately that they don't use condoms, why do they keep having sex with each other? One partner for life, no sex before marriage. I think there's a certain amount of responsibility that comes with being an AIDS victim.

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Well, a lot of them get raped as babies, and JP showed that he wasn't all that bothered about child abuse.