I'm sorry about that outburst. A, um, bee flew into my eyeball.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

First off, I was totally joking, hence the ";)". Smarmy joke, perhaps, but still a joke.

Second off, the reason I have to be arrogant is... I'm not you, which I should be given a medal for. Everyone should, in fact. Except for you, of course.

The other reason I'm better than both you AND Kajun is because you're both Scottish. That rather goes without saying as well.

I'm not sure how I'm better than not_Scyess, but I'll figure it out eventually.

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Oh man, what's the opposite of "zing"?

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Dad was flammable

"Tommy Gallacher"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll just assume you've hired someone to write your material now.

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Dad was flammable

Morbidly stupid?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Gniz?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Stick around this time, pita. We need more funny people like you here.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hey! I miss people too. I'm glad to hear you're getting your life on track, pita. I'm hoping to do the same.

I'm married now, have two wonderful cats, am temping at a job I enjoy and do well, and am working on getting my weight under control, too. I'm undergoing weight loss surgery on July 25th. There's more info about that here if you're interested.

I haven't been around here at all. I've been addicted to World of Warcraft. In fact, I think it's about time to log in and see if they broke anything with the latest update.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ!!! Hiya!!!
Contact DexX, he'd love to hear from you!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I read through your comics when I first joined SC, and I have to say you are definitely one of the funniest people here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

We be kickin' it old skool, yo.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

quote:

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and am working on getting my weight under control, too. I'm undergoing weight loss surgery on July 25th.

I haven't been around here at all. I've been addicted to World of Warcraft.

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I believe part of that surgury will be an uninstall of WoW.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I have 3 friends that had bariatric surgery... I've seriously thought about it but I'm 47 freakin' years old and not in great health any more... my mother talked me out of it (scared me out of it).

All 3 of the ladies that had it look and feel fantastic! They all say it's the best thing they ever did for themselves. I wish you the best, LadyJ!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

What the heck ever happened to eating less and exercise? Are we too high-tech, quick-fix for that? Is it too inconvenient to have a bike ride instead of a fourth piece of cake?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I suppose if I jumped to judgement more often, I might be thinner.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

To whom was that directed? If it was me, thanks!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

It will be directed towards anyone who gives me a good vote.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.